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Ciitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) weekendplustv hor the best deals onElslilijfti LCDs, DVDs SKY MOVIES 1
6.55 Bloodhounds of Broadway. (1969) 8.25 Evel Knievel. (2004) 10.00 Home Alone 4. (2002) 11.30 Land Before Time IX: Journey to Big Water. (2002) 12.50 Bloodhounds of Broadway. (1989) 2.20 Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey. (1990) 3.55 Evel Knievel. (2004) 5.30 Sky Movies News. 6.00 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. (2004) 8.30 The Girl Next Door. (2004) 10.30 Welcome to the Jungle. (2003) 12.25 Darkman III: Die Darkman Die. (1995) 2.05 I'll Be There. (2003) 4.00 Bonus! Thunderbirds. 4.20 Columbo: Butterfly in Shades of Grey. (1990)
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6.55 i'll Remember April. (1999) 8.40 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) 10.20 Plain Truth. (2004) 12.00 Daddy Day Care. (2002) 1.35 I'll Remember April. (1999) 3.10 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) 4.50 Plain Truth. (2004) 6.25 Daddy Day Care. (2002) 8.00 Daredevil. (2003) 9.45 Bonus! Elektra. (2004) 10.00 Star Trek: Nemesis. (2001) 12.00 i Spy. (2002) 1.50 Freddy vs Jason. (2003) 3.40 Tempo. (2003) 5.20 Warriors of
-*■' Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Three Musketeers. (1939) 7.20 Sky Movies News. 8.05 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 11.00 Dad's Army. (1973) 12.45 Desert Bloom. (1986) 2.45 The 'Three Musketeers. (1939) 4.00 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 7.00 Funny Girl. (1958) 9.30 Dad's Army. (1973) 11.30 Jagged Edge. (1985) 1.25 The King of Marvin Gardens. (1972) 3.15 Chaplin Today: The Great Dictator. (2003) 3.55 Desert Bloom. (1986)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Aerobics. 6.30 Gillette Sport. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 8.25 U Can Do It. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.15 Live Football League. 7.30 international Rugby Union. 8.25 Football First; Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 Live International Rugby Union. 10.30 Rugby Union: NPC. 12.30 Gillette World Sporf. 1.00 International Rugby Union. 1.55 U Can Do It. 2.00 Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 4.00 Live Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 6.00 Live Speedway. 9.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Golf. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 3.00 Test Cricket. 5.00 Sports Unlimited.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Tight Lines. 7.00 US Tour Golf. 9.00 WWE: Smackdown. 11.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 12.00 U Can Do It. 12.05 Live Euro Golf. 4.00 Molo +. 4.30 Gillette Sport. 5.00 WWE: Smackdown. 7.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 7.55 U Can Do It. 8.00 Test Cricket. 10.00 Rugby League. 11.00 WWE: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Speedway. 5.00 Tenpin Bowling.
EUROSPORT
7.30 World Touring Car. 8.00 Live Canoeing. 9.00 Tennis. 10.15 Rally World. 10.45 MotoGP. 2.15 Cycling. 2.45 Live Cycling: Tour of Spain. 5.00 MotoGP. 6.15 Live Tennis. 7.30 World Touring Car Championship. 7.45 MotoGP. 9.00 Rally World Championship. 9.30 Strongest Man. 10.30 YOZ Xtreme. 11.00 Boxing. 0.45 Eurosport News Report.
SKY ONE
6.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu*Gi*Oh! Waking the Dragons. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 Oliver Beene. 10.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 11.00 Oliver Beene. 11.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 12.00 Oliver Beene. 12.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 1.00 Oliver Beene. 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Stargate SG-1. 4.00 Ultimate Super Villains. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 8.00 All-Star Cup. 10.00 Road Wars. 11.00 How Not To Die. 12.00 Sport Matters. 1.00 24.1.50 Is Harry on the Boat?. 2.40 Aggro. 3.30 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 3.55 Oliver Beene. 4.20 South Park. 4.45 South Park. 5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation.
UKTV GOLD .A
6.00 Dangerfield. 6.55 Doctor Who Omnibus. 8.20 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave 'Em. 9.20 2point4 Children. 10.05 Keeping Up Appearances. 11.20 Carry On Loving. 1.00 Carry On Behind. 2.45 Carry On Dick. 4.30 Carry On Loving. 6.10 Carry On Doctor. 8.00 Fawity Towers At 30. 8.05 Fawity Towers. 8.40 Fawity Towers At 30. 8.45 Fawity Towers. 9.20 Fawity Towers At 30. 9.25 Fawity Towers. 10.10 Fawity Towers At 30. 10.15 Fawity Towers. 10.55 Fawity Towers At 30. 11.00 Fawity Towers. 11.40 Fawity Towers At 30. 11.45 Fawity Towers. 12.30 Auf Wiedersehen, Pel. 1.40 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 2.20 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 2.55 Fawity Towers. 3.30 What a Carry On!. 4.05 The A-Team. 5.05 The A-Team.
BBC THREE
7.00 Three’s Outtakes. 7.05 Doctor Who Confidential. 7.35 He’s Having a Baby. 8.10 The Week the Women Went. 8.40 The Week the Women Went. 9.10 Uttle Britain. 9.40 The Mighty Boosh. 10.10 The Hunt for Red October. 12.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.20 The Smoking Room. 1.50 The Mighty Boosh. 2.15 The Brothel. 2.45 The Brothel. 3.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. .
BBC1
6.00 Fimbles. (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (C) 6.50 Boo!. (C) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.50 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.10 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairiy Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 The Basil Brush Show. (R) (C) 10.55 What’s New Scoo- by Doo?. (R) (C) 11.15 The Story of Tracy Beaker. (R) (C) 11.30 CBBC Show Seiecta. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Footbail Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. 1.05 Rugby League Chaiienge Cup Buiid Up. (C) 2.00 Chaiienge Cup: Pre-Match Entertain ment. (C) 2.30 Rugby League Challenge Cup Final. (C) 4.30 Final Score. 5.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.35 Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2005. Coverage of the Edinburgh Military Tattoo at Edinburgh Castle, celebrat ing the Royal Navy and featuring a musical tribute to the 200th anniver sary of the Battle of Trafalgar. (C)
6.35 He's Having a Baby. Davina McCall follows eight young men on their jour ney to becoming first time fathers. Three of the men perform stand-up comedy for 200 kids. (C)
7.35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which five contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their share of a cash jack pot. (C)
8.20 Casualty at Holby City. Interactive episode. With two patients desperate ly needing an organ transplant and only one donor, viewers choose how the episode will end. (C)
9.20 Outtake TV. Anne Robinson reveals and revels in the bits the stars would rather viewers didn’t see. Including clips from Antiques Roadshow, Holby City, Little Britain and EastEnders. (C)
9.50 News; Weather. (C) 10.10 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre sents highlights of today’s seven Pre miership matches. Chelsea visit Tot tenham, West Brom host Birming ham, Aston Villa meet Blackburn and Fulham play Everton. (C)
11.30 FILM: Fatal Beauty. (1987) Drama about a female undercover cop with a , vendetta against drug traffiokers.' When a lethal cocaine mixture hits the streets, she must infiltrate the world of a narcotics kingpin. Starring
\Afhoopi Goldberg, Sam Elliott, Harris Yulin.(C)
1.15 Joins BBC News 24.
Casualty at Holby City, BBC1,8.20pm
As part of the BBC’s DoNa- tion season, Holby City and Casualty join forces for a special, interactive episode in which viewers can vote to determine the outcome of an organ dona tion storyline. In Some thing We Can Do, two patients’ chances of receiving a heart trans plant are threatened by the grieving relatives of the potential donor.
BBC2
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes’s New British Clas sics. (R) (C) 10.30 Rachel’s Favourite Food. (2004) (C) 11.10 FILM: Bringing Up Baby. (1938) Starring Katharine Hep burn. (C) 12.45 Talking Movies. (C) 1.10 FILM: Friendly Persuasion. (1956) Star ring Gary Cooper. (C) 3.25 FILM: Murder Ahoy. (1964) Starring Margaret Ruther ford. (C) 4.55 Monk. (2002) (C) 5.35 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. (C) 6.30 Flog It! Members of the public try to make money out of their antiques. (R) (C)
7.30 BBC Proms 2005: World Orchestra for Peace. To mark the 60th anniversary of the end of World War II, the World Orchestra for Peace plays music. (C)
9.40 Dunkirk. Docudrama about events at Dunkirk in 1940. (R) (C)
10.4C FILM; The Big Red One. (1980) Military drama focusing on an American infantry squadron in World War II, from landing in
■; North Africa to the liberation of a : , camp in Czechoslovakia. Starring i Lee Marvin, Mark Hamill, Robert. i Carradine.(C) :;;, ;
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1.15 Days That Shook the World. Series describing momentous days in history. (R) (C)
2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 The Save-Umsl. (R) 7.25 Elmo’s World. (R) 7.40 Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.25 Bird Bath. (R) 8.35 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Beyblade. (T) 10.00 Dragon Booster. 10.30 The Tribe. (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: Krippendorf’s Tribe. (1998) Starring Richard Dreyfuss, Jenna Elfman. (p 3.10 FILM: Police Academy 6: City Under Siege. (1989) Starring Bubba Smith, David Graf. (T) 4.45 FILM: The Bare foot Executive. (1994) Starring Jason London.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.10 Lisa Marie Presley... Love Chain. 2.40 Movies Now. 2.50 The Xtra Factor. 3.50 Holiday Showdown. 4.55 Celebrity Fit Club USA. 5,55 Movies Now. 6.05 Nanny 911. 7.05 Airline USA. 7.35 Airline USA. 8.05 The XIra Factor. 9.05 Ali G Indahouse. 10.45 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 11.15 The X Factor. 12.15 The XIra Factor. 1.15 Poor Lillie Rich Girls. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.05 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Outside Edge. 6.55 Second Thoughts. 7.55 Home to Roost. 8.55 Rising Damp. 10.00 Mapp and Lucia. 11.05 Outside Edge. 12.05 Second Thoughts. 1.10 Home to Roost. 2.10 Kavanagh QC, 3.45 Rising Damp. 4,50 Film File. 5.00 Mapp and Lucia. 6.05 Robin ol Sherwood, 7.05 Dandelion Dead. 9.10 Film File. 9.20 Kavanagh QC. 10.50 Cider with Rosie. 1.00 The Bill. 2.00 The Bill. 3.05 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV3 Nighlscreen.
6.35 . FILM: National Lampoon’s Euro- . pean Vacation. (1985) Broad farce about the accident-prone Griswald
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! family. Stam'ng Chevy Chase, Beverly D'Angelo, Jason Lively. (T) ,. - i r
8.15 Charmed. The sisters involved in a feud between two magical familes. (R)
9.05 five news. (T) 9.20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The killer from earlier episode 'The Execufion of Catherine Willows’ returns. (R) (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7J5 Trtch. 7.45 Molly’s Gang. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Elmo's World. 855 Barney and Friends. 925 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls, 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 1120 Paris and Nicky Hilton: Style Star. 1200 Charmed. 520 Charmed: Behind the Magic. 6,00 Extreme Makeover UK. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8,00 America's Next Top Model. 9.00 Most Haunted: Scariest Castles. 10.00 Most Haunted: Scariest Castles. 1200 Thicker than Blood. 1.45 Mysterious Ways. 245 Jane Goldman tnvestigales. 325 6ixlh Sense with Colin Fry. 4.00 E Love. 425 Secret Suburbia. 4.45 Life with Bonnie. 5.10 Happy Family. 520 Homo Shopping.
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6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Robot Wars: The Sixth Wars. 12.00 The Pretender. 8.00 The Pretender 2001. 10.00 The Rage: Carrie 2.12.00 Stigmata. 1.55 Dark Angel, 2.50 Dark Angel. 3.45 Photographing Fairies. 5.45 The Reckoning.
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Sky Movies l , 6pm
Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) and his friends Ron (Rupert Grint) and Hermione (Emma Watson) return for their third year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where the teenagers are forced to face their darkest fears as they confront a dangerous escaped pris oner (Gary Oldman) and the equally foreboding Dementors, who are sent there to protect them
Secret Window, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm
Mort Rainey, a successful author, is passing through a hard period in his life. After catching his wife sleeping with another man, he divorces and moves away from the city to somewhere in the country. One day a man appears at his door, presenting himself as John Shoot er, and accuses Mort of copying a
10.20 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A male stripper claims he was raped by three women. (T)
11.15 The Shield. A raid on a church being used as a drug drop places Rawling in hot water with the community and her cops. (T)
12.15
UltimatePoker.com Showdown. 1.20 Law and Order. (R) (j) 2.15 FILM; Brothers. (2000) Starring Justin Brett. (T) 4.00 Sunset Beach. (T) 4.40 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) 5.25 Postcards. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
When a man named Matt dies after being involved in an accident, his family make the heart-wrenching deci sion to donate his organs.
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6.00 The Cubeez. (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Football. 7.30 British For- rriula 3 Championship. 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.50 The Guardian Sport Talk Show. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.25 Cricket: Fourth Test England v Aus tralia. (T) 12.35 Lunch Break. (T) 12.55 Test Cricket: Fourth Test England v Aus tralia and Channel 4 Racing. (T) 3.30 Cricket: Fourth Test England v Australia. 6.10 C4News;.(T) 6.40 The Worst Jobs in History. Doc umentary series about the least popular jobs throughout history.
7.40 Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas looks back at the day’s play in the Ashes series. (T)
8.10 Hiroshima Pictures. Documen tary about a unique Japanese his tory project. (T)
9.10 FILM:The Perfect Storm. (2000) Seafaring drama based on the
. - true story of a commercial fishing boat crew that struggles to survive amid loof t waves. Starring . George Clooney, Mark Wahiberg. -
11.35 Ross Noble - Live in Regent’s Park. (T)
12.40 4Music Presents.... (T) 1.10 4 Play The Bravery. (R) (T) 1.30 Six Feet Under. (2001) (R) (T) 3.55 Chris Isaak Show. (T) 4.50 Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (R) (T) 5.15 Maybe It’s Me. (R) (T) 5.45 Making It. (R) 5.50 The Cubeez. (T)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 12.00 Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. (R) 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 GP2 Turkey. 1.10 The Dukes of Hazzard Movie Special. 1.40 The X Factor. (R) 2.50 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 3.15 FILM: Honkytonk Man. (1982) During the Depression, a country and western singer ill with tubercu losis embarks on one last journey with his young nephew, dreaming of fame at the famous Grand Ole Opry. Starring Clint Eastwood, Kyle Eastwood, John Meintire.
5.35 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
5.50 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.
6.05 It Shouldn’ t Happen on a TV Makeover Show. A behind-the- scenes glimpse into the world of makeover TV. Stars including Charlie Dimmock and Carol Smil- lie talk about the problems involved in transforming homes and gardens. (R)
7.05 The X Factor. Judges Simon Cowell, Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh continue the audition process, this week in Newcastle, to find a singer or group to sign to a million-pound recording contract.
8.05 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Cops and Robbers. Chris Tarrant hosts the first of two shows in which stars from The Bill and Bad Girls join forces. Stars include Andrew Lancel, Lisa Maxwell, James Gaddas and Victoria Alcock. (R)
9.05 News. The latest national and
international news, plus national weather.
9.20 Abba-The Reunion. A celebra tion of Abba’s April 2004 reunion in London to mark their 30th anniver sary and the fifth year of the musi cal Mamma Mial. (R)
10.45 FILM; Carlito’s Way. (1993) Pow erful crime drama about a petty criminal released after five years in prison. Though determined to go straight, he finds himself drawn back into the world he sought to
. escape. Starring Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller. •
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1.25 FILM: Madigan. (1968) Sharp, atmospheric, police action drama; about two first-rate cops who are ■ , determined to recapture a wanted-;
, ,;,v: murderer,they.have unwittingly let s : .
3.10 The Magnificent Seven. Series based on the classic western. Josi- ah is accused of a murder but can’t remember whether he was responsible or not. Meanwhile, Rain has questions for Nathan. (R)
3.55 Entertainment Now!. (R) 4.20 Mix- masters. (R) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
,slip,;from their grasp. Starring; , Richard Widmark, Henry Fonda,; . Inger Stevens.
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.05 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 News 24 Sunday. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 Bargain Hunt. (R) (C) 12.45 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.50 Diagnosis Murder. (R) (C) 1.35 FILM: Joe versus the Volcano. (1990) Starring Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Lloyd Bridges. (C) 3.10 EastEnders. (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones intro duces some of the top performances from last year's series, including Chris de Burgh, Russell Watson and Heather Small, as well as some favourite hymns. (C)
5.35 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom. Truly and Clegg meet Entwistie, a Chinese handyman, who will teach them the wisdom he brings from the East - Hull, to be exact, (R) (C)
6.05 Dealing with Dickinson. David Dick inson tries to transform six antiques novices into professional dealers in six weeks. The novices try to sell their antiques, but will David be facing a hefty loss?. (C)
7.05 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 7.30 Rolf on Art: The Big Event. Rolf Harris is joined live in Edinburgh by more than 100 artists as they attempt to create a giant version of the most famous painting in the world - the Mona Lisa - in one day. (C)
8.30 The Truth about Killer Dinosaurs. Bill Oddie constructs life-sized, bio mechanical replicas as he presents an imaginary battle between top dinosaurs tyrannosaurus rex and triceratops, (C)
9.30 Messiah IV. (2004) Police drama. DCI Metcalfe and his team are led through the darkest recesses of a serial killer's mind following the mur der of a 20-year-old student. (C)
10.30 News; Weather. (C) 10.45 Ian Fleming: Bondmaker. Docudra ma which tells the story ol how writer Ian Fleming came to create the world’s most famous fictional spy, James Bond. (C)
11.45 FILM: Uncommon Valor. (1983) Action drama in which a US colonel recruits a crack team of Vietnam vet-
■ erans to search for his missing son in the jungles of Laos. Starring Gene Hackman, Patrick Swayze, Fred Ward.(C)
1.30 Joins BBC News 24.
Ian Fleming - Bondmaker BBC1,10.15pm
Ian Fleming - Bondmaker tells the fascinating story of how writer Ian Fleming created the world’s most famous fictional spy. It was Fleming’s experience of the shadowy world of Naval Intelligence during the Second World War that inspired the plots for the James Bond novels. Flem ing also shared with Bond a love of fast cars, women and sex. Using Fleming’s
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6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo! (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.10 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sun day Past Times. (C) 11.30 The Super League Show. 12.20 The Flying Garden er. (R) (C) 12.30 Sunday Grandstand. 12.35 Czech Motorcycle. (C) 2.00 Burgh- ley Horse Trials Preview. 2.05 Racing from Goodwood. 3.25 Sailing. 3.40 Racing from Goodwood. 3.55 World Badminton Cham pionships. 4.45 The Moscow Olympics - 25 Years On. 5.15 Weakest Link. (C) 6.00 Polar Bear Battlefield. (R)(C) 7.00 Top of the Pops. This v/eek's best-selling singles. (C)
7.35 Malcolm in the Middle. Chaotic family sitcom. (R) (C)
8.00 Ray Mears’ Bushcraft. Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft. (R) (C)
9.00 Coast. Nicholas Crane takes a journey around the UK coast. (C)
10.00 Trevor’s World of Sport. Sitcom about a sports agent. (R) (C)
10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles introduces highlights of today's matches. (C)
11.20 Arrested Development. (C) 11.40 Notting Hill Riots. (1900) Docu mentary. (C)
12.30 The Carnival Years. (C) 1.10 Days That Shook the World. (R) (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 6.30 Oswald. (R) 6.40 Titch. 6.55 The Save-Umsi. (R) 7.20 Elmo’s World. (R) 7.35 Noddy. (R) 7.50 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. (R) 8.00 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.35 Bird Bath. (R) 8.45 Franklin. (R) 9.10 George Shrinks. (R) 9.45 FILM: My Brother the Pig. (1999) Starring Scarlett Johansson. (T) 11.30 Billie, Girl of the Future. (T) 12.05 Rooted. (T) 12.30 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 FILM: Going Under. (1990) Starring Bill Pullman. (T) 2.45 FILM: The Iron Giant.
(1999) (T) 4.15 Two and a Half Men. Starring Charlie Sheen. (R) (T) 5.15 news. (T) 5.30 FILM;The Neverending Story IhThe Next Chapter. (1990) Fantasy sequel.
' A boy must save the world of Fanta sia. Starring Jonathan Brandis. ^
7.00 Loch Ness Monster; The Ultimate Experiment. Britain's leading special effects engineers build an animatron- ic Loch Ness Monster, (T)
8.30 FILM: You've Got Mail. (1998) Romantic comedy in which a couple
meet in an internet chat room, unaware that they are actually busi ness rivals. Starring Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Greg Kinnear. (T) '
10.55 FILM: The Bodyguard. (1992) Romantic melodrama in which a singer takes on a bodyguard to defend her. Starring Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp. (T)
1.15 US Major League Baseball Live. 4.05 Motorsport Mondial. (R) 4.30 Dutch Football.
(R) LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Tilch. 7.45 Molly's Gang. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 America's Next Top Model. 12.00 Charmed. 5.30 Charmed: Life's a Witch. 6.00 The Biggest Loser. 7.00 Showbiz Moms and Dads. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 CSI: Miami. 10.00 CSI. 12.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 1.00 Girlfriends. 1.25 Three Sisters. 1.50 Mysterious Ways. 2.45 Jane Goldman Investigates. 3,35 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 4.00 E Love. 4.20 Secret Suburbia. 4.45 Life with Bonnie. 5.10 Happy Family. 5.30 Home Shopping.
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story from him. Although Mort believes things can be solved, he can't seem to be able to get an original copy. Strange things start happening.
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6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Meteor Man. 12.00 The Pretender. 1.00 The Pretender. 2.00 The Pretender. 3.00 The Pretender. 4.00 The Pretender. 5.00 The Pretender. 6.00 The Pretender. 7.00 The Pretender. 8.00 The Pretender; Island ol the Haunted. 10.00 Salem’s Lot. 11.50 Photographing Fairies. 1.50 Salem's Lot. 3.40 Bangkok Haunted.
own words, from his writ ings and interviews. Bond- maker reveals the man behind the invention of a 20th-century icon.
CHAt^iHEL 4
6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 Trans World Sport. (T) 7.30 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 10.00 Cricket: Fourth Test England v Australia. (T) 12.35 Lunch Break: England v Aus tralia. (T) 1.10 Cricket: Fourth Test Eng land V Australia. (T) 6.00 C4 News;. (T) 6.30 Lost. The group are woken in the middle of the night. (R) (T)
7.30 Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas looks back at the day's play in the Ashes series. (T)
8.00 Nelson’s War. Documentary about Admiral Horatio Nelson. (R)
9.00 Rum, Sodomy and the Lash. The Trafalgar Below Decks sea son opens with a look at the harsh realities of life in Nelson’s navy, (T)
10.00 FILM: Blow. (2001) Drug smug gling drama about the first man to discover the profit in running cocaine from Colombia into Amer ica. Based on the life of George Jung. Starring Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Franka Potente. (T)
12.20 Rip Curl Boardmasters 2005. Highlights of the British sport and music festival.
1.30 Six Feet Under. (2001) (R) (T) 2.35 British Superbikes. 3.35 French Football: Le Championnat. 5.30 Maybe It's Me. (R) (T)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 10.50 cd:uk. 11.50 ITV News; Weather; 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.05 FILM: The Parent Trap. (1961) Starring Hayley Mills, Maureen O’Hara, Brian Keith. 2.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries, (R) 3.00 World Rally Championship, 4.00 Sur vival Special. (R) 5.00 Fat Families. 5.30 Animal Arrivals. Tony meets a new recruit to the Mounted Police Division in Hutton, Gemma tries her hand at dressage and vet Don ald Sheahan visits the Thorough bred Rehabilitation centre in Garstang.
6.00 The Real Good Life. The three families gather to mark the end of the self-sufficiency experiment. Steve and Lisa want to sell up and move to the country so they can live 'The Good Life’ for ever.
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the Northwest, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news, plus national weather.
7.00 Emmerdale. Tom’s taken aback when double agent Sadie reveals that Jimmy and Matthew are plot ting. Jarvis's temper costs him his job on the bins. Rodney puts in his best offer lor Home Farm.
7.30 Coronation Street. Les lands himself in a sticky situation. Can- dice blows a gasket when Adam can’t get his engine running. Char lie gives Bev some bad news - while Shelley makes a massive leap forward.
8.30 Where the Heart Is. Skelthwaite • mourns Sally's death. Danny and Cady move into Kim’s house. Anna faces a dilemma when she' becomes involved in Cathy Saun ders’ adoption application.
9.30 FILM: Mission: Impossible. (1996) Action Ihriller based on the TV spy series. The leader of an elite undercover unit tries to find out who set them up after a disas trous mission in Prague. Starring Tom Cruise, Emmanuelle Beart, JonVoight.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.15 FILM; Mission: Impossible. Con cluding tonight’s film.
11.50 it’s My Life. Examining aspects of the class system in Britain - does it still exist, or is there real equality ol opportunity for young people in the country today?.
12.35 Essentials of Faith. Tom Baker narrates a series that examines the main religions of the world. This programme explores Chris tianity, with Ann Widdecombe, Terry Vifaite and Joel Edwards.
1.00 Motorsport UK. 1.40 World Sport. 2.05 Fantastic Four; UK Premiere. (R) 2.30 The Springer Show. (R) 3.30 The Pitts. Starring Dylan Baker, Kellie Waymire, Lizzy Caplan. (R) 3.55 Redcoats. (R) 4.20 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9,25 David Gray in Prolile. 9.50 The Dukes of Hazzard Movie Special. 10.20 House of Horrors. 11.20 Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest. 12.20 The X Factor. 1.20 The Xtra Factor. 2.20 Emmerdale Omnibus. 5.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 3rd Rock from the Sun. 7.30 Rebel Billionaire: Branson’s Quest. 8.30 The X Factor. 10.30 Bad Lads’ Army: Officer Class. 11.30 Bad Lads’ Army: Privates Exposed. 12.00 Coronation Street. 1.00 Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest. 1,50 Spaceballs. 3.25 Teleshopping. 5.25 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Rallies. 6.55 Film File. 7.05 Robin ol Sherwood. 0.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.50 Robert Falcon Scott. 9.55 Rallies. 11.00 Film File. 11.10 Rumpole ol the Bailey. 12.15 Robin of Sherwood. 1.15 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.15 Inspector Morse. 4.20 Inspector Morse. 6.25 Rumpole ol the Bailey. 7.30 Sherlock Holmes: Hound of the Baskervilles. 9.30 Agatha Christie's Poirot. 11.35 The Vice. 1.05 Rallies. 2.05 Teleshopping. 3.05 ITV3 Nighlscreen. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
6.00 The War Bride. (2001) 8.00 Loyal Opposition: Terror in the White House. (1997) 10.00 Billy Madison. (1995) 11.35 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 1.20 Moonstruck. (1987) 3.05 Billy Madison. (1995) 4.40 Loyal Opposition: Terror in the White House. (1997) 6.20 Wildlire 7; The Interne. (2002) 8.00 X-Men 2. (2003) 10.20 The Usual Suspects. (1995) 12.10 Pieces of April. (2003) 1.35 Try To Remember: Mary Higgins Clark Mysteries. (2004) 3.10The Escapist. (2001) 4.45 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002)
SKY MOVIES 2
7.05 For Love of Olivia. (2001) 8.45 Lenny the Wonder Dog. (2004) 10.20 Evelyn. (2002) 12.00 Space Jam. (1996) 1.45 For Love of Olivia. (2001) 3.30 Sky Movies News. 4.00 Lenny the Wonder Dog. (2004) 5.45 Space Jam. (1996) 7.35 US Top 10. 8.00 Secret Window. (2004) 9.40 Out of Time. (2003) 11.30 Enough. (2002) 1.25 Roger Dodger. (2003) 3.15 Q & A. (1990) 5.30 Evelyn. (2002)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 UK Top 10. (2004) 6.20 Once Upon a Time. (1944) 7.55 Sunnyslde. (1919) 8.30 Hello Dolly. (1969) 11.00 Tall Man Riding. (1955) 12.25 Once Upon a Time. (1944) 2.00 It Came from beneath the Sea. (1955) 3.25 Sunnyside. (1919) 4.00 Hello Doily. (1969) 6.30 Jesus Christ Superstar. (1973) 8.30 It Came from beneath the Sea. (1955) 10.00 Invasion of the Body Snatchers. (1970) 12.00 The Last Picture Show. (1971) 2.10 Sunday. Bloody Sunday. (1971) 4.05 Jesus Christ Superstar. (1973)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Rugby League. 7.00 Football First: Match Choice. 10.00 Jimmy Hill's Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.00 Ford Super Sunday. 3.30 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football Review. 8.00 Test Cricket. 10.00 Ford Football Special. 11.30 Football Review. 0.30 Spanish Footbail. 1.30 Test Cricket. 3.30 Football Review. 4,30 Spanish Football. 5.30 Gillette Sport.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 Spanish Football. 9.30 Rugby League. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Speedway. 3.30 Australian Rugby League. 5.30 Gillette World Sport. 5.00 European Tour Golf. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Golf. 1.00 European Tour Golf. 3.00 Australian Rugby. 5.00 Sportnation.
SKY SPORTS 3 -
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Windsurfing: PWA World Tour. 7.30 Moto +. 8.00 WWE Afterburn. 9.00 WWE Velocity. 10.00 WWE Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Live European Tour Golf. 4.00 Windsurfing; PWA World Tour. 4.30 Wild Spirits. 5.00 WWE Experience. 6,00 Live Speedway: Riders’ Championship. 8.30 Live indy Car Series. 11,00 Speedway: Riders’ Championship. 1,30 Indy Car Series. 4.00 Windsurfing: PWA World Tour. 4,30 Watersports World. 5.30 Windsurfing: PWA World Tour.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Rally World Championship. 8.00 Live World Touring Car Championship. 8.45 Live MotoGP. 9.15 Live MotoGP. 9.45 Live MotoGP. 11.00 Live MotoGP. 12.30 Live MotoGP. 2.00 Live World Touring Car Championship. 4.00 Rally World Championship. 4.30 MoloGP. 6.45 Live Champ Car World Series. 8.45 Rally World Championship. 9.15 Motor Sport. 9.45 Motocross. 10.30 Motorsports Weekend. 11.15 Cycling: Tour-of Spain. 11.45 British Eurosport News Report. 0.00 Rally World Championship. 0.30 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Little Monsters. 10.00 Brainiac; Science Abuse. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 All-Star Cup. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 All-Star Cup. 10.00 Shameful Secrets of the 80s. 11.30 Scrubs. 12.00 Stargate SG-1. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 Long Way Round. 2.40 South Park. 3.05 South Park. 3.30 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 3.55 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 4.20 Little Monsters. 5.10 Transformers: Armada. 5.35 Yu-Gi-Oh!.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Dangerfield. 7,00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 8.25 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em. 9.30 Last of the Summer Wine. 10.30 Keeping Up Appearances. 11.10 Carry On Abroad. 12.55 Carry On Dick. 2.40 Carry On Doctor. 4.30 That's Carry On. 6.15 Carry On Abroad. 8.00 Fawity Towers At 30. 8.05 Fawity Towers. 8.45 Fawity Towers At 30. 8.50 Fawity Towers. 9.40 Fawity Towers At 30. 9.45 Fawity Towers. 10.25 Fawity Towers At 30. 10.30 Fawity Towers. 11.10 Fawity Towers At 30. 11.15 Fawlly Towers. 11.50 Fawity Towers At 30. 11.55 Fawlly Towers. 12.40 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 1.15 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 1.50 Room 101. 2.25 Room 101.2.55 Keeping Up Appearances. 3.30 Jonathan Creek. 4.40 The A-Team. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 The Week the Women Went. 8.30 The Week the Women Went. 9.00 Little Britain. 9.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.00 Who the F’ “ is Pete Doherty?. 11.00 Pete Doherty Talks to KirstyWark. 11.30‘Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 The Smoking Room. 12.30 Ideal. 1.00 Good Girls Don't. 1.20 Who the F*“ is Pete Doherty?. 2.20 Blood on the Turntable. 3.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
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