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'Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 42Z323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331,(Classified),
www.clitheroelpday.co.ult Clitheroe 422324 ( TV Weekend D I S H 0 INSIDE
Christmas Day Only £32.50 for adults 5 course meal
Bookings still available!
New Year’s Eve Only £5 a ticket
Price includes buffet and disco
Barrow Tel: (01254) 8232i3 Hysterical mayhem
IF you have bookshelves groaning under the weight of classic literature and no time to read it, this is the show for you. The Reduced Shakespeare Company
is bringing its hilarious brand new show to the Dukes, in Lancaster, on Friday- January 9th and Saturday the 10th at 8pm. “All The Great Books (abridged)” is
direct from the USA for its first national tour after a completely sold out run at the Edinburgh Festival. Its subtitle - “90 Books in 90 minutes!
(Everything you should have read but couldn't be bothered to) - should give you some idea of the content. Charge through Chaucer! Dash
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through Dickens! From Jane Austen to Jeffrey Archer, the RSC will rifle through your bookshelves and ask ques tions such as: • Why was Oliver so much better at
the Twist than the Jive? • Why does Homer wear such big
pants? • How much does a Greek urn?
• And who was afraid of Virginia
Woolf? This show is a condensed version of all
the greatest works of literature, so in an hour-and-a-half of hysterical mayhem, the Reduced Shakespeare Company will
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save you a lifetime of reading. The RSC is London’s longest-running comedy hit with three shows, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged), The Complete History of America (abridged) and The Bible: The Com
plete Word of God (abridged), all run ning in repertory at London's Criterion Theatre. To book tickets for one of the Lan
caster shows, call the Dukes on 01524 598500.
BRING YOUR- PARTY TO OURS C in d e re lla u p th e b e an s ta lk
DRAMA has been played out in some curious places in recent years - on mountain tops, in undergroud caverns and in the showing ring of local cattle markets. So it should come as no sur
ME SACE Friday, December 19th NELSON CIVIC CHOIRS CHRISTMAS CAROL CONCERT
The highlight of the Christmas Calendar Tickets £6 Cones £5
Sunday December 21st BO X OFFICE:
01282 661234 BO O K IN G NOW! Tickets available at usual agencies
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Premiere Cinemas The Viaduct, Hyndburn Rd. Tel: 01254 306660
WEEK COMMENCING 19TH-PECEMBEB ELF (cert PG) 11.45 an d 1.15
BROTHER B E A R (cert U) 4.05 an d 6.15
F REAK Y FRIDAY (cert PG)
11.00,1.30,4.00, 6.30 (Not Wed) an d 9.00 (Not Wed) THE LORD OF THE RINGS:
RETURN OF THE KING (cert 12a) 10.40, 3.00 an d 7.20 (Not Wed)
LOVE ACTUALLY (cert 15) . Dally a t 8.20 (Not Wed)
GOOD BOY (cert U) 1 0 .4 5 ,1.OO.and 3.15
S.W.A.T. (cert 12a) 5.30 an d 8.30 (Not Wed) ______________
Opening times over the Christmas Break are as follows: Christmas Eve 10am - 8pm * -----
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i s t m a s Day - CLOSED Boxing Day -1pm -8pm
New Year's Eve • 10am - 8pm New Year’s Day • 1pm - 8pm
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0 1 2 5 4 3 0 6 6 6 0 Adults
■ - TICKETPRICES Concessions* FamilyTicket (4, max 2 adults) 'Concessions 14 8> under, OAP's Students & UB40
fine Minina at its best ; Christmas Eve Dinner - £27.50 p.p.
New Year’s Eve Gourmet Dinner - £42.95 <,:• ;<
: •Dugdales Restaurant:-A 1a cade and fine dining at its best. Our award winningChefs are renowned in the area for great culinary expertise.
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Enjoy the splendpuffind atmosphere of Burnley’s past in a once owned Mill Owners Mansion.
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'Preservations call 01282 453931 ijhlll House Hotel, RosehlU Avenue, Burnley
A P O L L O C IN E M A S
B O O K I N G & S . 4 H R I N T E R A C T I V E I N F O S E R V I C E Box office open Mon - Sat: 1 1am-7pm • Sun 1-7pm
F IL M S F R O M F R ID A Y 1 9 th D E C E M B E R F O R B IX D A Y S W e are c lo se d C h r i s tm a s E v e n igh t an d C h r i s tm a s D a y W e are open 3 pm B o x in g P a y
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Daily 1.45 4.05 6.10. Saturday morning & Christmas Eve 11.30am MASTER & COMMANDER (12A) 2hrs 35mlns
GOOD BOY (U) * 1hr 45minB
(Contains moderate violence and one use of strong language) ELF (PG) 1hr 55mlne
Daily (ex Christmas Eve) 8.30pm • . . -
i. ; • < Daily 1.303.55 6.10;:; ' ' Saturday morning & Christmas Eve 11.10am
. Daily (ex Christmas Eve) 8.30. Saturday lata 10.40pm (Cont&m one use of strong language end moderate violence)
S.W.A.T. I12A) 2hrs 15m!ns
FREAKY FRIDAY * (PG) 1hr 35mins Oaiy 1.15 3.40 6.00 (ex Christmas Eve 8.S5) , Saturday morning & Christmas Eve 11 am
FIGHTING TEMPTATIONS (PG) 2hr 20mlns Daily 8.1D 5.00 (ex Christmas Eve 8pm)
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LOVE ACTUALLY (15) 2hre 30mlns ( ; Daily 1.504.45 [ex Christmas Eve 8.30pm) '
.You can book NOW up to end including 8th Jan 2004 LOTR - RETURN OF THE KING (12A) *
Daily 1.45 3.55 6..05 Saturday morning & Christmas Eve 11.40am • '■
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LOTR- RETURN OF THE KING (12A) • Friday to,Tuesday 2.00 7.15 Christmas Eve only 12.05 4.20. . (Contains intense bettta violence and horror scenes) ,
BROTHER BEAR (U)1hr 45mins The Director’s Auditorium
• * . t ' Little Oscar Show - Saturday 20th Dec. * ; ;
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LIKE MIKE (PG) 1hr.55mins • '.The Fun end Games start at 11am
MATRIX REVOLUTIONS (T5) 2hrs 35mins v Daily ex Christmas Eva 8.15 "tyff-j f; i 1
LOTR - THE RETURN OF THE KING t-ianj- 3hrs 45 mins Friday to Tuesday 1.00
2.DO 6.00 7.15 • Christmas Eve only 11.05 12.05 3.20 4.20 (Contains intense batth violence end horror scenes) -
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£6.00 £3.50
£15.00 Burnley Mechanics Manchester Road - Burnley
Friday 19th December ‘The Big Christmas Do featuring’
R0LLIN STONED Plus Disco & Late Bar
20lli & 21st December Burnley Youth Theatre present
THE SORCERER’S APPRENTICE
Fun filled magical family show 9th -17th January 2004
Presented by Burnley Pantomime Society SNOW WHITE
CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR OPENING TIMES Christmas live - I Dam - 12.25pm
Christinas'Day, Boxing Day - Closed Saturday 27th - lOani-12.45pm Sunday 28th - Closed
Monday & Tuesday 29lh & .Kill) - 12 noon - 5.45pm
New Year's Eve - 10am - 12.45pm New Year’s Day - Closed
Friday 2nd & Saturday .3rd - I Dam - 12.45pm
TL E: 01282 664400 w w w .b u m le Y m e c h a n ic s . c o .u k TOSSIDE
CHRISTMAS WHIST AND
DOMINOES at
Stephen Park, Dale Head Saturday,
December 20th at 7.45 p.m.
Admission: £1.50 including supper
Raffle
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ENTERTAINMENTS UDR NWAAEMN
Seasons Greetings from Patrick ana Andrea
Start your Christmas here tonisht with
D IS C O /K M A O K E b y ‘Music 2 You’ DRINK
PROMOTIONS Excellent Home
Made Food Served Daily and Christmas Lunches Now Being Served
St Michael & St John’s
Social Centre
Lowergatc, Clitheroe
Presents on Christmas Eve
Shirley G (Popular Vocalist) and
New Year’s Eve with Paul Quail
Super Disco
Tickets from Centre Tuesday and
Thursday evenings
A P O L L O C IN E M A S
KING WILLIAM ST BLACKBURN
Q 1 B 5 4 5 1 7 7 9 PROGRAMMES FROM
Infoline FRI19TH DEC FOR 7 DAYS
RETURN OF THE KING 02 *1* 3hrs 3Smins.
LORD OF THE RINGS:
Daily 19.45 2.0015.30 7.00 not Christmas Eve)
Conans intense battle violence end homr scenes.
ELF TO 1hr55mins. Daily 1.30 3.50 (6.05 not
Christmas Eve) Sat mom 11.10
LOVE ACTUALLY (15) 2hrs 30mins.
Oaify 6.10 (not Christmas Eve)
BROTHER BEAR nil 1hr35mins.
Christmas Eve) Sat mom 10.50 SW
AT ntiu Shrs 10mins. Daily 0.10 (not Christmas Eve)
FREAKY FRIDAY (PH* 1hr 55mins.
Daily 1.10 3.30 (6.00 8.30 not Christmas Eve) Sat mom 10.50
LITTLE OSCARS Saturday 30th December
TREASURE PLANET ' (0) 1hr45mins.
11 am All Seats £1.50
Please note that the cinema will be closing early on Christmas
Eve end will re-open at 3pm on
Boxing.Day
Merry Christmas to all : our customers .
To hear more, call 0906 589 4 169 VIRGO
August 24-Sept 23
With dynamic Mars moving Into the deepest area of your chart for a few weeks, you’ll be focussing on joint finances and confidential
matters.The more you face and the harder you struggle, the greater your rewards will be on the far end In terms of security. At work and at home you’ll need to avoid anything which Is dull. Be experimental. HaJke changes In your immediate surroundings. Call my Virgo line to hear more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4170
To hear more, call 0906 589 4168 July 24-A'ogust 23
for the next few weeks with Mars In your house of broad horizons, great Ideas and travel, you will feel a renewed sense of excitement after recent delays. You will want to spread your views to a wider audience. Close partners may surprise you but that will be positive, because you’ll begin to see what youYe never seen before. Suddenly you’ll know you want to handle your emotional life in a new and different way. Call my Leo line to hear more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4 174 AQUARIUS
Jan 2l-Feb 19
Into a fast moving few weeks, you need to remember the old saying about more haste, less speed. Minor accidents are possible if you do not take care. But use the time‘well to waken your ideas
up.This week you’ll be coming out with your honest opinion, but not too bluntly.. You’ll be able to be yourself and to tell those dose that they have to accept you as you
come.Try cracking a few jokes and a charming smile. Call my Aquarius line to hear more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4175 February 20-March 20
You’ll be In a competitive mood for a few weeks ahead when it comes to earning more money. You will want not just better long term security but also the status that comes with spending
money.Youll also be demanding that anyone who owes you pays up. This week new activities will to thrill
you.You1l be curious about finding new answers to old problems. It may be highly strung but the outcome will be to your advantage. Call my Pisces 1
* e to hear more. To hear more, call 0906 589 4176 ■ Service provided by (uslon-ICS Leeds, LS2 8JA. Calls cost 60p per minute at all times. Daily 1.10 3.30 (6.00 not M a r j o r i e O r r 'V.’V—\ ! . | D for the week ahead LO V E
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For a complete reading of y o u r s tars this w e ek call th e num b e r n e x t to y o u r s ta r sign. •March 21-April 20
O u r scar gazer Marjorie O r r has p repared a m o re in d ep th h o ro s co p e fo r you. Sept 24^0ctober 22
Now that Mars, planet of dynamic action and your ruler has been released from hiding and has zipped into your own sign for a few weeks, you’ll be raring to go. Allow yourself the opportunity to do what circumstances recently have prevented you from
doIng.Tou’ll be on your toes, looking for zany, fun friends and generally trying to stir up a little excitement Call my Aries line to hear more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4165 TAURUS
You will be attracting yourself to highly energetic companions in the coming
weeks.You will achieve a great deal In joint efforts if you can stop from arguing between yourselves. Along the way you may find some slow-witted mates can’t keep up with you. But it will be important to suit yourself. It won’t work if you try to be too co operative or settle down to doing what others want you to do. Call my Libra line to hear more.
April 2hMay 20
You may feel frustrated for a short while because you cannot act In an up-front manner In one significant situation. Your forward gear and your anger will feel trapped but this Is only temporary. Luckily Uranus will show you where you need to lift your life
up.You’ve maybe got yourself stuck In a bit of a comer recently, and now is the time when there will be more sparkle and excitement Call my Taurus line to hear
more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4 166 GEMINI
To hear more, catl 0906 589 4171 SCORPIO
Sunday, 7.00pm Servi an
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7.00pmHol St. George's
= Chris 10.00am Famil
Oct 23-November 22
Less praise, will be coming your way over coming weeks at work than you might wish, but you can always take pride in what you do for its own sake. Be your own morale
booster.At home you’ll want to walk your own track. Certainly you won’t want t be ordered
around.There should be good news on domestic finances, which will lift your spirits. Your recent tensions should be fading hist Call my Scorpio line to hear more.
May 21-June 21*
Friends will find you a curious mix of tolerance and obstinacy In the d » s ahead. Co-operation will not always be easy for you but your enthusiasm will be catching, so your best mates should rally round. Uranus will bring a relaxation of tension with new opportunities to broaden your
horizons.You will want to understand more about the
world and share stimulating chats with those of like mind. Call my Gemini line to hear more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4167 CANCER
To hear more, call 0906 589 4 172 SAGITTARIUS
Sunday,
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Nov 23 -Dec 22
Your boisterousness will bounce you back into life In a major way. But around loved ones you could be a little bossy. Try to engage their enthusiasm and they’ll fit in with your plans with less hassle. A busy -veryday schedule wit! keep you on your toes and feeling inspired. Sudden bolts from the blue will bring new solutions to old problems. You’ll be quick-witted, picking up ideas fast and talking at high speed. Oil my Sagittarius line to hear more.
• June 22-juiy 23
Into a hard working, slightly competitive few weeks, you won’t be putdng up with any nonsense. Try to find a little tact and sweep companions up In your
enthusiasm.Joint finances should be Improving all of a sudden with a piece of unexpected
news.This will give you the courage and confidence to push on with one scheme. You will want morefun and a challenge.Just keep close partners Informed since they need to be with you. Call my Cancer line to hear more.
To hear more, call 0906 589 4173 CAPRICORN
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To advertise ring Caroline Bracewell (ext. 418) or Lee Banks (ext. 423) on 01282 426161
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Chipping KIBBLE TANDOORI
CHRISTMAS BINGO
Chipping Village Hall
Saturday,
December 20th Christmas fair prizes, Raffle
Doors open 7 p.m.
Eyes down 7.45 p.m. Admission: 50p
I Enjoy delicious authentic Indian cuisine with ; a wealth o f experience and quality food prepared only by professionals
A W A R M W E L C O M E G R E E T S Y O U
Come and sample our new menu including South Indian Hot Garlic Dishes, Bangla Garlic Massala and Rezala
If your favourite dish doesn’t appear, we will make it, happily
QUALIIT CHOICE AND VALUE AT ALI/riMMS The management and staff would like to
wish all their customers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
• O P E N T H R O U G H O U T T H E C H R I S T M A S A N D N E W : Y E A R H O L ID A Y S E X C E P T C H R I S T M A S D A Y
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From Friday December 19th FRIDAY., 19th December at 7.30pm
20th December at 2.30pm & 7.30pm 21st December at 2.30pm
22nd December at 2.30pm & 7.30pm 23rd December at 2.30pm & 7.30pm 24th December at 2.30pm
CLOSED on the 25th and 26th December Re-opening on Saturday 27th December
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I Adults £4,50 • Concessions £3.50 • Children £3 York Street. Clithcroe BH7 2DI.
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EXTRAORDINAIRES Serious Boogie Woogie and Doo Wop
prise that the Royal Armouries, in Leeds, has chosen to stage a pantomime this Christmas. Oh yes it has! The one-off production of “Cinderella Up the Beanstalk”
runs from December 23rd until January 4th and has been writ ten and produced by Craig Cowdroy, one of the museum’s resident interpretation team. I t features all the favourite
panto characters, including a larger-than-life Dame Priscilla Clot, played by Craig, a fear some giant, a grumpy fairy and lots of villains to boo and hiss at.
There is also the best sword
fight you’ll see in any pan tomime anywhere this Christ mas - well it is the Royal Armouries! Tickets cost just £5 for
adults, £3.50 for children or £15 for a family and you could combine the pantomime with a visit to the fascinating muse um, where admission is free. For performance times and
to book tickets, call the infor mation line on 0113 2201916.
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IF the name of this film sounds vaguely familiar, you’re proba bly at the wrong end of the generation gap that it focuses on.
Freaky Friday 2003 is a
remake of the 1976 original starring Jodie Foster. Even the “original” is based
on a much older storyline, the question of what would hap pen if a parent and child were to swap places and live each other’s lives. So is it worth re-inventing
the wheel again for this latest version of the body-swap com edy? Disney certainly thought so and it was probably right, as this is an enjoyable, slightly more hard-edged and certainly “of our times” version. Directed by Mark Walters,
it touches on issues such as school bullying and young love among the more light-hearted humour. Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan star as the mother and daughter who find themselves living each other’s lives.
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energy.You will be hyper- sensitive to the slightest emotional change and may retreat Into your shell when irritated or hurt. Try to keep everything in
ierspective.Your cash situation will make a sudden turn for the better. P Iranus will bring a lively, sparkly quality. Call my Capricorn line to hear
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