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Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: vshour. 7.00 GMTV Today. 8.35 9.25 CITV: Kipper. (R) (S) 9.35 I! (R) (T) (S) 10.05 Sabnna the /itch. (R) (D (S) 10.35 The Wil nter. (R) (T) (S) 12.00 Love 2 12.30 ITV Lunchtime News. (T) >day with Des and Mel. (T) (S) and Queens. (T) (S) 3.00 The
s Brothers. (S) 4.00 FILM: Star ode I — The Phantom Menace ckbusting sci-fi prequel, starring regor. (T) (S) ristmas You’ve Been Framed! ne-video howlers. (T) (S)
T Evening News; Weather. (T) Imerdale. Zak forces Cain and |irity to call a truce. (T) (S) B ill. Cathy Bradford cries
codile tears after being told x’s body has been found nped
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own freezer. (T) (S) onation Street. Martin is reluc- to tell the police about lmy’s confession — but just
;n it seems he’s changed his d, Craig arrives with a shocking ifession of his own. Sarah ies to let Brenda take Bethany ne church Nativity, Nick feels full force of Mike’s temper, and and Hayley have their dreams Iched away. (T) (S) ‘Real’ Beckhams. Fly-on-the- documentary following Britain’s >urite celebrity couple, from id’s multi-million-pound move to nish champions Real Madrid
; Manchester United in the sum- to the England captain's recent
rd of an OBE from the Queen. ant on TV C h r is tm a s .
live edition exploring pro- tmes worldwide. (T) (S) News; Weather. (T) istmas Eve S erv ice. From
Ichester Cathedral. (T) (S) It: The Go-Between (1971). Ii, starring Julie Christie. (T) (S) Itainbow (1995).
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6.00 Breakfast . (C ) (S ) 9.00 CB BC : Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 9.25 The Woody Woodpecker Show. (R) (C) 9.50 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 10.00 SMart. (C) 10.25 Mona the Vampire. (R) (C) (S) 10.40 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo.’ (R) (C) 11.00 FILM: Mousehunt (1997). Slapstick comedy, starring Lee Evans. (C) (S) 12.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 12.50 Robbie the Reindeer in Legend of the Lost Tribe. (R) (C) (S) 1.20 FILM: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000). Pre miere. Live-action adventure, starring Robert De Niro. (C) (S) 2.45 FILM : The Wizard of Oz (1939). Classic musical fantasy, starring Judy Garland. (C) 4.20 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 4.35 FILM: Mulan (1998). Premiere. Disney adventure, with the voice of Eddie Murphy. (C) (S) 6.00 Th e Young V is ite r s . Period drama, starring Jim Broadbent. (C) (S)
7.30 Out-Take TV . Anne Robinson exposes TV catastrophes. (C) (S)
8.00 E a s tE n d e r s . Barry is forced to think about his future and Derek gets a Christmas surprise. Garry’s attempts to juggle two women reach crisis point as Lynne demands he tell Laura about their relationship. (C) (S)
8.30 FILM: Meet the Parents (2000). Premiere. A shy male nurse decides to delay proposing to his girlfriend until he’s won the approval of her father, an ex-CIA man who doesn't suffer fools gladly. Uproarious comedy, star ring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller. (C) (S)
10.15 The Office. Ricky Ger- vais returns as workplace philosopher, chilled-out entertainer, management guru and complete idiot David Brent in the first of two new episodes of the smash-hit comedy. Mackenzie Crook, Martin Freeman and Lucy Davis co-star. (C) (S)
Rockabye Bubble. 6.20 Ni Ni’s 5.40 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin’ It. II Miracle. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 -ollow the Star. (T) (S) 11.00 e Christmas Hymns. (T) (S) Doug's 1 st Movie (1999). Pre- sled adventure, with the voice cHugh. (T) (S) 12.50 Cartoon 0 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) Turner and Hooch (1989). ;dy, starring Tom Hanks. (T) s Queen. (T) (S) 3.10 FILM: ver Dies (1997). James Bond
ith Pierce Brosnan. (T) (S) Wants to Be a Millionaire
ority? (T) (S) ivening News; Weather. (T) lure Comforts. Animated ani- views on Christmas. (T) (S)
lerdale. Hour-long episode. ;tmas Day dawns to find an 'ited guest in the Dingles' bam, before the police arrive in :h of stolen cash. Cain and ity end up under the mistletoe, ->n and Tricia spend the day her and Scott makes a move awn. (T) (S) ination Street. Hour-long 'de. Christmas Day throws up st of action in Weatherfield, as e turns to Tracy following jor bust-up with Karen, and
. up discovering he is the r of her baby. (T) (S) d Idol. Will Young flies the flag e UK in this international ver- if Pop Idol, hosted by Ant and in which the winners of similar s from across the world com- for the ultimate singing prize.
> ) ture Comforts. Animation
d on Nick Park's Oscar-win- short, featuring a motley col- n of modelling-clay animals 1 their views on Christmas.
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: Fierce Creatures (1997). ;dy, with John Cleese. (T) (S) -. (R) 2.20 FILM: The Stars rietta (1995). Depression- rarring Robert Duvall. (T) (S) (R)(T)
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11.00 French and Saunders Actually. Festive fun with the duo. (C) (S)
11.40 BBC News. (C) 12.00 FILM: Flashdance (1983). Disco drama, with Jennifer Beals. (C) 12.00 Weatherview. 1.35 FILM: Young Frankenstein (1974). Horror spoof, starring Gene Wilder. (C)(bw) 3.20 BBC News 24.
PICK OF THE DAY
ing some of the best loved sitcom heroes of the past 30 years, this show attempts to fill in a ? few of the grey areas surrounding their early lives and what they’ve'been up to since the , series ended. Using home movie footage,' dra-/: matic reconstructions and interviews with , family and friends, this mock documentary < fleshes out the biography of Porridge’s best loved con, Norman Stanley Fletcher. We catch ' up with his daughter Ingrid, fellow inmates ■ Bunny Warren, Bernard Ives, Lukewarm and ' Jim McLaren. And it gives the final word to Fletch (Ronnie Barker) himself.
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6.00 CBeebies: Little Bear. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.50 Romuald the Reindeer. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 Fireman Sam. (R) (C) 7.20 Brum. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Post man Pat. (R) (C) 7.45 Bill and Ben; (R) (C) (S) CBeebies Birth days. 8.00 Bob the Builder. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Balamory. (R) (C) (S) 8.30 Tweenies. (R) (C) (S) 8.50 Pingu. (R) 9.00 Millennium: A Thousand Years of History. (R) (C) (S) 9.45 The Joy of Garden ing. (R) (C) (S) 10.45 Ray Mears’ Extreme Survival. (R) (C) (S) 11.45 Around the World in 80 Days. (R) (C) (S) 12.35 Anima- land. (C )-12.50 FILM: Sherlock Holmes: Pursuit to Algiers (1945). Sherlock Holmes drama, starring Basil Rathbone. (C) (bw) 1.55 FILM : The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964). Historical drama, starring Alec Guinness. (C) (S) 4.50 Final Score. (S) 5.15 Ready Steady Cook. (C) (S) 6.00 The Weakest Link. (C) (S) 6.45 FILM : Rio Grande (1950). Western, starring John Wayne. (C) (bw)
8.25 Celebrity Mastermind.
New.series. Contestants include Shaun Williamson and David Blunkett. (C) (S)
9.00 A Life Beyond the Box: Norman Stanley Fletch er. Ronnie Barker returns to his Porridge role. (C) (S)
9.50 Porridge. (R) (C) 10.20 That Was The Week We Watched. (C) (S) 10.50 Room 101. (R) (C) (S) 11.20 The Fast Show. (R) (C) (S) 11.50 Grumpy Old Men. (R) (C) (S) 12.30 Red Dwarf. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 TOTP 2. (R) (C) 1.25 Later with Jools Holland. (R) (C) (S) 2.30 Close.
5.50 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.40 Spider-Man.’ (R) (T) 7.05 FILM: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (TVM 2001). Animated antics, with the voice of Rick Moranis. (T) 8.30 The Morn ing Line. 9.00 T4: Christmas in Popworld. (T) 9.25 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 9.55 T4: Friends. (Ft) (T) 10.25 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 10.55 T4: Britney Spears: Gettin’ in the Zone. (R) (T) 11.55 T4: Westlife Bring it Home. (T) 12.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Kempton Park and Wetherby. (T) 2.50 Wilde Sto ries’: The Nightingale and the Rose. (T) 3.15 Wilde Stories: The Selfish Giant. (T) 3.45 Wilde Sto ries: The Devoted Friend. (T) 4.15 FILM: Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989). Comedy, with Keanu Reeves. (T) 5.55 Friends. (R) (T) 6.25 Hollyoaks. Ruth settles back into life in Chester. (T)
6.55 H o llyo a k s . Ruth tells Tony a secret. (T)
7.25 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.30 Top Ten TV. A round up of TV ’s best-loved families. (R) (T)
9.00 The 100 Greatest Musi cals. Part one. Presented by Denise Van Outen. (T)
11.35 Smack the Pony Spe c ia ls . Second of two special editions. (R) (T)
12.10 Derren Brown Plays Russ ian Roulette. (R) 1.15 Surprise Cinema. (R) 1.20 Magick. (T) 1.50 FILM: Late Night Shopping (2001). 3.20 FILM: Hourglass (1995). (T) 4.50 Journey Through the Night. (R) (T) 5.00 Fa r and Near. (R) (T) 5.30 Angela Anaconda. (R) (T)
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6.00 Milkshakel Sailor Sid. (S) 6.05 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 6.30 A House That’s Ju st Like Yours. (S) 6.55 Hi-5. (R) (T) (S) 7.30 Oswald. (R) (S) 7,45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (S) 8.25 Sailor Sid. (T) (S) 8.30 FILM: My Broth er the Pig (1999). (T) (S) 10.10 Milkshake! Aliens Among Us.’(R) 10.30 Chinese Breakaway. (T) (S) 11.00 Morris 2274. (R) 11.25 Scorpion. (T) (S) 12.30 Home and Away; (R) (T) (S ) five news update. 1.00 Family Affairs. (R) (T) (S) 1.30 The Third Reich in Colour. (R) (T) (S) 2.35 The Hin- denburg Mystery: Revealed. (R) (T) (S) 3.35 Kamikaze in Colour. (R) (T) (S) 4.35 The Assassina tion of Reinhard Heydrich. (R) (T) (S ) 5.40 five news. (T) 6.00 Home and Away. (T) (S ) 6.30 Family Affairs. (T) (S) 7.00 five news. (T) (S) 7.05 On the Buses. (R) (T) 7.30 Robin’s Nest. (R) 8.00 R is ing Damp. Vintage 1975 special, with Leonard Rossiter. (R) (T)
8.30 Only When I Laugh. Fig gis develops an interest’: in psychiatry. (R) (T) • :
9.00 Th e Morecambe^an’d’ Wise Christmas Show/ Festive fun. (R) (T) (S)
10.00 In Sickness and in Health. (R) 10.40 Carry On Christmas. (R) (T) (S) 11.40 Jackie Mason: A Night at the Opera. (T) (S) 12.40 FILM: Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers (1984). 2.15 La Femme Nikita. (R) (S) 3.00 FILM: Spawn (1997). (T) (S) 4.35 Rus sell Grant's Postcards. (S) 4.45 FILM: Nuttiest Nutcracker (1999). Animated adventure. (T) (S) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)
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-5,55 ITV Morning News. 6 .0 0 : GMTV: Rockabye Bubble. 6.20 Ni: Ni’s Treehouse. 6.40 Boohbah: 7.00 Diggin’ lt. 9.25 CITVriMeg arid Mog, (T) (S) 9.30 The Last Polar Bears. (Ft) (T) 9.55 Sabrina the Teenage Witch. (R) (T ) ’ (S) 10.25 CITV: Busted Christmas SpeciaL (R) (T) (S) 11.00 World
-Idol. (R ) (T) (S ) 12.30 ITV- Lunchtime News. (T) (S) 12.45 On the Ball. (T) (S) 1.35 Rugby World Cup Review. (T) (S) 2.45 FILM: Zulu (1964). Drama, star ring Michael Caine. (T) (S) ■ 5.05 ITV News and Results;
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5.20 " You’ve Been Framed! Top 50 clips. (T) (S)
6.10 Emmerda le. Tricia makes a devastating dis covery. (T) (S)
6.40 FILM : Th e Grlnch (2000). Premiere. Jim Carrey stars a s Dr S e u s s ’s - famously grouchy character, who resolves to stop everyone enjoying the festive season. Magical Christ mas comedy, with Taylor Momsen. (S)
8.30 Coronation Street Steve struggles to get his head round the messy situation he’s suddenly found him self in, Dev appeals to Sunita not to marry Cia- ran, and Katy has trouble forgiving Craig after Martin’s Christmas Day revelation. (T) (S)
9.00 Po iro t . David Suchet ‘
' returns as the fastidious Belgian detective, apply-
|, ;ing his little grey cells to a double poisoning. Elinor i. Carlisle is the chief sus- i- : pect for the untimely
’ deaths of her aunt, Laura Welman, and her rival In love, Mary Garrard — can Poirot prove her inno-; cence before she heads,': v fprthe gallows? (T) (S)
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‘,11.00 TTV Weekend News;.- - Weather. (T)
11.15 The Premiership. (T) (S )‘ 12.50 FILM: The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975). Musical, starring Tim Curry. (T) 2.40 Enter tainment Now. (T) 3.10 FILM: Lit tle Miss Marker (1980). Drama, starring Walter Matthau. (T) (S) 4.50 CITV. 4.50 Boohbah. (S). 5.10 Engie Benjy. (S) 5.20 Tractor Torn; (S) 5.35 Boohbah. (S)
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