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Holiday Guide 2013 - November!


HOLIDAY BAZAAR NOVEMBER 8TH & 9TH


UPBEAT TIMES • 8 JOKES & Humor # 4 10- A.M. - 4 P.M.


Treasure House 700 Wilson Street Santa Rosa


Do Your Holiday Shopping Here! Buy Raffle Tickets To Win Wonderful Prizes. Enjoy Cookies And Tea. Help Our Charities. Give Unique Gifts This Holiday Season.


(707) 523-1188


An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”


Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to


say it is brave. Mark Twain


Traditional Hamburgers at a Great Price...


Fresh bun, real cheese and natural angus beef... and you do the fi xings!


22 TV’s! We’ve got the PAC 12 Channels!


Great Selection of your favorite Beverages!


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609 5th St Santa Rosa, CA 95404 Open 7 days • 11:30am to


12am or Owners Discretion (707) 579-9408


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