Other Good Stuff! Hilarious Night Of Satirical Songs At Cinnabar With Roy Zimmerman


PETALUMA, CA – Roy Zimmerman has shared a stage with everyone from George Carlin to Bill Clinton. Now he’s


coming to


Cinnabar Theater in Sonoma County so local folks can enjoy the hilarious satirist who has delighted audienc- es on NPR, HBO, MTV and nation- wide. “Don’t miss ‘Roy Zimmerman Offers Bad Advice’ on Sunday, November 3 at 7:00 p.m.,” says Cinnabar’s artis- tic director, Elly Lichenstein. “You won’t believe how much fun you’ll have hearing him sing about war, ignorance and greed.” “Zimmerman displays a lacerating wit and keen awareness of society's foibles that bring to mind a latter- day Tom Lehrer,”


asserts


the LA Times. Like Lehrer, Zimmerman incites laughter with his smart, incisive songs. He’s released 13 uproarious


liant!” And Joni Mitchell


says,


“Roy’s lyrics move beyond poetry and achieve perfec- tion.” So head to Cinnabar for an evening of timely songs brimming with potent punch lines. Tickets for this


albums in 20 years, and mil- lions of people have enjoyed his funny videos on YouTube. Even the New York Times praises the “contagious irreverence” of his music. “Zimmerman is a guy on the left skewering folks on the right with rapier-sharp lyrics,” adds Sing Out! Magazine. “Underneath the caustic satire is a man who is surprisingly optimistic.” Terry Jones of Monty Python calls Roy, “Brilliant. Just bril-


show are only $20. To purchase seats, or for more information, call 707-763-8920 or visit cinnabarthe-


ater.org. Every year, Cinnabar Theater produces a thrilling mix of plays, musicals, operas and concerts in a remarkable range of genres. Cinnabar’s Young Rep offers extensive activities for local youth, and the Cinnabar Singers wel- come anyone who wants to be part of a chorus. All these events take place in the iconic red schoolhouse perched atop a grassy hill on the outskirts of Petaluma.


Audiences have flocked to performances in this inti- mate setting since 1972, when Marvin and Jan Klebe established an arts center for the community. Along with their sons, they transformed a charming 1908 school- house into a jewel-box the- ater that has hosted successful shows for four decades. Now Cinnabar is presenting anoth- er year of lively performances for its loyal audience. (Photo courtesy of Cinnabar Theater)


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children. My daughter is a great help and watches very carefully how things are done. She will make a fantastic cook. My son has informed me that no matter where life takes him, he will always come home for my Thanksgiving dinner, period.


In a sense I feel the same


way, except my mom comes over to our house for Holidays. We don’t let her off the hook so easy, though. I shouldn’t admit that our family forces a little old lady to bake pies and cran- berry sauce from scratch, but we do. NOBODY can make them as good, and I insist she make the gravy too. Although, I know she wouldn’t have it any other way.


She brings a lot more to the table than just the pies. Everything at that table is a part of her. The family china that she gave us for our wed- ding has forty plus years of my memories attached. The food is prepared the way she taught me and the people at the table are directly linked to her. She is who introduced me to my husband two decades ago, and no grandmother has ever been loved more than my kids love their ‘Gramso’. She brings laughter, love and wis- dom to our table, all year long. I am thankful for so many things in my life, but right at this moment I am most thank- ful for my mother.


JOKES & Humor # 9


A guy took his sister to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked her how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand though why they were hurting each other for 25 cents."


"What do you mean?"


"All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"


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