My mum took me to the Curry’s


last week to buy a vacuum cleaner. The salesman said “ this vacuum


cleaner will cut your work in half.” My mum said “Good. I’ll take two of them.”


It Happened in November….


It’s a Music Thing 4th November 1957 . .


Jackie Wilson


made his US chart debut with Reet Petite, 29 years later in 1986, it made No.1 in the UK. 6th: 1964 . . The Beach Boys appeared live on ITV's 'Ready Steady Go!' on their first promotional visit to the UK. 7th: 1958 . . Eddie Cochran debuts on UK chart with 'Summertime Blues'. It reached No.18 in the UK & No.8 in the US 8th: 1952 . . The first ever UK pop chart was published by the New Musical Express after staff asked 53 record shops to divulge their sales returns. 'Here In My Heart' by Al Martino was the first No.1. The song stayed at No.1 for nine weeks. 10th: 2002 . . UK music channel VH1 viewers voted 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston as the number 1 most romantic song ever, 2nd place was Elvis Presley, 'You Were Always On My Mind' and 3rd place went to 'My Heart Will Go On' by Celine Dion. 16th: 2006 . . Queen's Greatest Hits is declared the most popular album of all time in Britain, with more than five-and-a- half million units sold. At Number 2: the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper. 20th: 2005 . . Robbie Williams smashed a Guinness World Record by selling more than 1.6 million tickets for his 2006 World Tour in one day, at an estimated value of £80 million 24th: 1991 . . Freddie Mercury, frontman of Queen died of AIDS at the age of 45. 25th: 1984 . . 36 top members of the British pop world gathered at S.A.R.M. Studios, London to record the historic 'Do They Know It's Christmas?', written by Bob Geldof and Midge Ure, It sold over three million copies in the UK alone, becoming the bestselling record ever at the time, raising over £8 million ($13.6 million) worldwide for charity. 29th: 1997 . . The Lou Reed song 'Perfect Day' performed by various artists including Bono, David Bowie, Elton John & Tom Jones went to No.1 on the UK singles chart. The single raised over £2 million for the Children In Need Charity. 30th: 1977 . . David Bowie Joins Bing Crosby on Crosby's 42nd annual Christmas special. They sing 'Little Drummer Boy'


Two men accidentally bump into each other’s trolleys in the supermarket. “I’m sorry” says the elder of the two, “I’ve lost my wife and I wasn’t concentrating on where I was going.” “That’s a coincidence, I’ve lost mine as well and I wasn’t paying attention.” Replies the younger man. The old gentleman says “ Well let’s see if we can find them, what does yours look like?” The younger man describes his wife. “She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, long athletic legs and was wearing a miniskirt and a low cut blouse. What does your wife look like?” “Oh never mind.” Says the elder man. “Let’s look for yours.”


Baxenden Dental practice was opened by Dr Hitesh Nayar BDS in July 2002 and has grown in capacity and reputation. We pride ourselves on having a friendly, caring dental team all aiming to provide patients with high quality treatment and care. NHS Dental Service Patient Questionnaire results show that on average 93.5% of patients were satisfied with the treatment they received at the practice. I have forged a well respected reputation as an honest and approachable dental practitioner with my many years of experience working within the Accrington area. My qualifications, experience and achievements


include being


Training 2000 approved and an Honorary Clinical Tutor for the University of Liverpool. The practice is now able to offer non surgical facial cosmetic treatments, such as Botox. Baxenden Dental will provide safe, responsible aesthetic treatments in a clean and safe clinical environment.


My interests away from the dental practice are fishing, photography, football and most importantly spending time with my family and children.


What do you call a man who’s lost 75% of his intelligence? Divorced.


1. David Croft


Remember, half the people you know are below average.


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