5. The Boswell family in Bread.


When I was in the pub I heard a couple of chaps saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman. What a pair of sexist morons. I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the flipping thing! It’s only a joke ladies, you know we love you dearly.


Died in November Edward "Blackbeard" Teach Born: 1680. Died: Nov. 22, 1718 Pirate Captain. Best known as "Blackbeard", he was born about 1680 in Bristol, but little is known about his early life. About 1716 he met his first real pirate, Benjamin Hornigold, who took him on as his apprentice and taught him the pirating trade. Cassidy (Parker), Butch (Robert Leroy) b. April 13, 1866 d. November 3, 1908 Outlaw. Folk Figure. Born Robert Leroy Parker in Beaver, Utah. Robinson, Bill 'Bojangles' b. May 25, 1877 d. November 25, 1949 Actor, Dancer. Best known for his famous "stair dance" and for his many co-starring roles and dancing duets with Shirley Temple in the 1930s Silvers, Phil b. May 11, 1911 d. November 1, 1985 Comedian, Actor. He is best remembered for his classic role of ‘Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko’, in the television series, "You'll Never Get Rich," later changed to "The Phil Silvers Show" (1954 to 1959). Born Philip Silversmith in New York City Connors, Chuck b. April 10, 1921 d. November 10, 1992 Actor. Real name Kevin Joseph Charles Aloysius Connors. He appeared in over 40 films but won his greatest fame as TV's "The Rifleman". Bixby, Bill (Wilfred Bailey) b. January 22, 1934 d. November 21, 1993 Actor. Born Wilfred Bailey Bixby, his career spanned over three decades appearing on stage, television and motion pictures. He is best known for his TV series roles as Tim O'Hara on "My Favourite Martian",


and as


Dr. David Bruce Banner on "The Incredible Hulk". He also appeared o n " B e n C a s e y " , " T h e Twilight Zone", "Ironside",


"The


Love Boat", Fantasy Island", "The Streets of San Francisco" and was in the lead role on "The Magician". Hatfield, Bobby b. August 10, 1940 d. November 5, 2003 Rock Singer. Along with Bill Medley, they formed the musical group, "The Righteous Brothers." Meehan, Tony b. March 2, 1943 d. November 28, 2005 Musician. He was born in Hampstead, England. He was the drummer, of The Shadows, one of the Britain's most popular group before the advent of The Beatles. The group was formed in 1958 as The Drifters, and they made their first recordings the following year for EMI's Columbia label, but it was not until they changed their name that they had their first major success, "Apache." Woodward, Edward b. June 1, 1930 d. November 16, 2009 Actor. He was a distinguished performer with a 50-year career in theatre,


films and television. He is best remembered by


American audiences for his Golden Globe-winning role as 'Robert McCall' in the hit series "The Equalizer" (1985-1989).


Just said to the missus…”Hey Porky.. what do you want for Christmas” She said “Don’t get bloody lippy” I said…………... “Mascara it is then!”


A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman.


foreman grins at the bear and says "Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."


The 13.


ONLY A GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW... ~ A Cup of Tea ~ One day my Grandma was out, and my Grandad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favourite toys. Grandad was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of


praise for such yummy


tea, my Grandma came home. My Grandad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Grandma waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grandad, and she watched him drink it up. Then she said, (as only a grandmother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"


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