A pregnant woman goes to the maternity hospital to make arrangements for the birth. “Will the father be present at the delivery ?” asked the midwife. “No,” replies the woman. “ He and my husband don’t really get along.”
Do Art Students have two much time on their hands ?
Harold & Ethel.
Harold: I went to the doctors today and told him I thought I had fluid on the knee. Ethel: What did he say ? Harold: He said I wasn’t aiming straight.
Can you spot the 10 faces ?
The wife was getting out of the car last week and dropped a whole box of scrabble in the road. I asked her…….. “What’s the word on the street ?”
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A procrastinator’s work is never done. 3.
Pythagorean Theorem: 24 words. The Lord's Prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. Ten Commandments: 179 words. Gettysburg address: 286 words. US Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words. EU regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words. Enough Said.
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