Trinity URC and Methodist Church announce their 'BAZAAR 2011'
on Saturday the 19th of November 10.00 am to 4.00pm. At King Street, Great Harwood BB6 7JN All the usual stalls including White Elephant,
Handmade Chocolates etc Cafe serving all day from
breakfast through lunch to afternoon tea. Admission FREE. Come & do your Christmas shopping early & pick up a bargain.
Hyndburn Citizens Advice Bureau WHAT WE DO We provide a professional service of advice, information, practical assistance, negotiation with third parties and representation to anyone needing help with: • Consumer rights • Employment problems • Welfare benefits matters • Housing difficulties • Debt problems • Family issues Advice/Assessment Line 01254-394210 / 01254 304114 Fax 01254-304111
Email
mail@hyndburncab.com
God decided to cause a great drought as a follow up to his great flood. He called for Noah to give him some instructions. “Noah,” he says, “this drought is going to kill a lot of fish, so I want you to make an ark and fill it with fish tanks. There’ll be a lot of fish so you’ll need to make it at least eight storeys high. Oh, and I really like carp, so you can forget all the other types of fish, just save all the different types of carp. Can you do it Noah?” “Of course I can.” Replied Noah………. “ All you want is a Multi-storey carp ark.” (Oh that’s rubbish.)
Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the bum in the last 48 hours, believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.
2.
12. Gin/White Rum/Tequila/ Vodka/Triple Sec/Cola
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Father Christmas
To Visit Great Harwood Library. Excitement is now building as
confirmation has been received of the pending visit from the man himself on
Monday 19th December Bookings will be taken through the Great Harwood Children’s Centre between 5th and 12th December. Cost £1.00
Tel: 01254 880818
Awareness Days for November 2011 1st November
All Saints Day Tequila/Triple Sec/Lime Juice
A man walks into the psychiatrist’s office with a courgette up his nose, a cucumber in his left ear, and a breadstick in his right ear. He says, “What is wrong with me? The psychiatrist replies, “You are not eating properly.”
31st Oct – 6th Nov National Adoption Week Aiming to raise awareness about adoption and recruit families for the 4000 children currently in care awaiting adoption 2nd November National Stress Awareness Day We have a stress awareness day every day at the Local Herald 5th November Guy Fawkes Day. Celebrating the attempt to blow up the houses of Parliament. How could anybody think of such a thing ? 8th November World Town Planning Day 11th November Armistice Day 13th November Remembrance Sunday 14th November World Diabetes Day Celebrating the birthday of Frederick Banting who along with Charles Best, first conceived the idea which led to the discovery of insulin in October 1921. 14th-25th Nov National Anti Bullying Week 15th– 21st Nov National Enterprise Week Inspiring young people to turn their ideas into reality 16th November
International Tolerance Day
This one is really trying my patience. Don’t these people just wind you up ? 18th November BBC Children in Need Appeal 19th November World Toilet Day. Give me a break ! 20th November Universal Children’s Day 20th November World Day of Awareness for Road Traffic Victims 21st November 21st November
World Hello Day. WHAT ? World Television Day
21st-28nd Nov Road Safety Week 27th Nov - 5th Dec National Tree Week. Let’s all hug one. 30th November St Andrews Day 30th November Computer Security Day You Couldn’t make it up!
4.
Page 1 |
Page 2 |
Page 3 |
Page 4 |
Page 5 |
Page 6 |
Page 7 |
Page 8 |
Page 9 |
Page 10 |
Page 11 |
Page 12 |
Page 13 |
Page 14 |
Page 15 |
Page 16 |
Page 17 |
Page 18 |
Page 19 |
Page 20 |
Page 21 |
Page 22 |
Page 23 |
Page 24 |
Page 25 |
Page 26 |
Page 27 |
Page 28 |
Page 29 |
Page 30 |
Page 31 |
Page 32 |
Page 33 |
Page 34 |
Page 35 |
Page 36