East Lancs Weather Report for Sep/ Oct 2011. Since my last report we have encountered some fierce winds around the middle of September. The weekend concerned, saw the remnants of hurricane Katia approach our shores. This lady caused havoc on the eastern seaboard of The U.S., so when it approached us, fortunately, it was downgraded completely to a low pressure system. However, she was still angry enough to cause some disruption to ferries with winds locally gusting up to 47 mph. At the end of the month, we were rewarded with a mini Indian summer. The wind changed direction from the west to the south east bringing winds from the continent, giving us temperatures almost unheard of towards the end of September, the mercury climbed higher here, than in Rome. 25degs c. was the best we got, but, to beat that I had to look up records back to June 27th when it rose to 29.6 (happy days). Soon, as you know all good things come to an end, and as October came in we were back to westerly winds and rain. From the 5th to the 12th the monsoon season started again, and we had 120mm of rain, and once again the ground was at
saturation
point. The warm weather was good while it lasted, but we may have to wait a while until it returns again. Keep warm. Frank Whittaker.
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News just in….There’s a female ref for the United v City match. The kick off has been put back an hour so she can park her car.
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to Hurt !!!!!! 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
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A Salesman phoned a household, and a 4-year-old answered. Salesman: May I speak to your mother? Child: She is not here. Salesman: Well, is anyone else there? Child: My sister Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her? Child: I guess so. There was a long silence on the other phone. Then; Child: Hello? Salesman: It’s you. I thought you were going to get your sister. Child: I was. The trouble is, I can’t get her out of the playpen.
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