A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's surgery. The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two mates sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have
a
10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in the area and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!' The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness,
very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without
anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Pet, and show him your poorly tooth.”
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10. Tequila/Orange Juice/ Grenadine
this is surely a using
Vodka/Orange Juice
Answers To Music Quiz. Know Your Lyrics ! 1. I Don't Want To Miss A Thing : Aerosmith 2. God Only Knows : The Beach Boys 3. California dreaming : The Mammas and Pappas 4. My heart will go on : Celine Dion 5. Use Somebody : Kings Of Leon 6. Hotel California : The Eagles 7. Viva Las Vegas : Elvis Presley 8. The Chain : Fleetwood Mac 9. Make You Feel My Love : Adele 10. Valerie : Amy Winehouse
9. Jam & Jerusalem
Hospitality is available for the following games in November & December
STANLEY v Bristol Rovers Saturday 5th Nov 2011. STANLEY v Dagenham & Redbridge Saturday 26th Nov 2011. STANLEY v Torquay United Saturday 17th December 2011.
Upcoming Event:
Stanley Share Option. At the July AGM the shareholders voted for a new share issue which was launched 21st October. £9,999 worth of shares are available at £100 each, and every share carries one vote at the AGM. The share brochure and application form is available from the club or Text your name and address to: 07754 665730
Accrington Stanley Sportsperson’s Dinner.
Thursday 24th November 2011. Venue - Stanley Sports Bar.
Speakers: John Coleman, Jimmy Bell MC: Stephen Lowe (Radio Lancashire) 7:15pm £30 per ticket Tickets available from the club: 01254 356950 23.
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