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ccording to a news report, a certain private school in
Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine but af- ter they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the main- tenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long- handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
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ince then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
T The customer replies ...'Well, yes!'
The bank robber raises his gun, points it at his head and BANG!!!... shoots him in the head and kills him!!
He quickly moves to the next customer in line and says to the man, 'DID ... YOU ... SEE .... ME ... ROB... THIS... BANK?' The man calmly responds, ' No ... But my wife did!'
Thanks go to Sylvia and Lew for their never ending supply of jokes. So Many in fact that they can not all be printed
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here are teachers, and then there are educators.
The Helpful Eye Witness
A man walked into a bank, got in line and when it was his turn he pulled out a gun ... and robs the bank!... But just to make sure he leaves no witnesses ... he turns around and asks the next customer in line: 'Did you see me Rob this Bank?'
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