I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS A


guy goes to the supermar- ket and notices an attrac-


tive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back be- cause he can't place where


he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"


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o which she replies, "I think you're the Father of


one of my kids." N DIVORCE VS. MURDER


nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,


walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'


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he pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cya-


nide?'


he lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'


The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy!


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can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against


the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'


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he lady reached into her purse and pulled out a pic-


ture of her husband in bed with the pharma- cist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'


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ow his mind travels back to the only time he has


ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"


he looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, . . . I'm


your son's teacher."


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