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2006 55 Mondeo 2ltr TDCI 115 BHP Diesel Met Silver 65k 2004 (54) Fiat Punto 5door Met Blue PAS E/W C/L C/D 2003 Ford Fiesta 1.45 Met blue 5dr new shape c/d 54k

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2004 04 Hyundi Gets GSI 1086cc 3dr Metalic blue 21k CD PAS £2995 2006(55) Ford Transit 330 Semi Height Top Van White £3695 +VAT 2003 53 Rover 25 Impression 3 Metalic Blue 1396cc 5dr CD £2995 2002 02 Renault Clio 1.2 Extreme 51k Blue Met

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Born in March.

A good month for the music business.

Miller, Glenn (Alton G.)

b. March 1, 1904

d. December 15, 1944 Jazz Bandleader, Trombonist. Laine, Frankie b. March 30, 1913 d. February 6, 2007 Singer, Actor. Rawhide. Cole, Nat King b. March 17, 1919 d. February 15, 1965 Singer and Actor. Pickett, Wilson

b. March 18, 1941 d. January 19, 2006

Legendary Soul Singer, Composer. Carpenter, Karen Anne

b. March 2, 1950 d. February 4, 1983

Singer. Best remembered for her singing partnership with her brother, Richard, as "The Carpenters."

Andy Gibb. Born: March. 5, 1958 Manchester, England Died:

March. Singer.

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Born Andrew Roy Gibb, he was an 1980s pop icon and musician. His three older brothers

formed the Bee

Gees and Andy was considering joining them before he chose to go his own way. As a solo artist he had three consecutive number one hits with "I Just Want to Be Your Everything", "(Love Is) Thicker Than Water", and "Shadow Dancing". This was the first time a male solo artist had three consecutive number one singles on the Billboard Hot 100. He died five days after his 30th birthday from myocarditis.

Now that the holiday companies are bombarding us with TV adverts to book with them, we can’t let the most annoying advert in the history of advertising just pass us by. Yes the winner of the most annoying advert is THOMPSONS. Welcome to my world, won’t you come on in, welcome to my world, built with you in mind. AARRGGHH it doesn’t rhyme !!!! The song goes - Welcome to my world, won’t you come on in, leave your cares behind, built with you in mind. GET IT !!!!!! Oh, and another thing, you can’t catch clouds in a butterfly net.

Makes you think !

Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed? Why

don't you ever see the headline

'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? And which evil sod put an “s” in lisp ?

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1. Who are the only non - sports people honoured in the New York Baseball Hall of Fame? 2. What was Irena Sendler’s occupation during World War II ? 3. Who’s stage name was in honour of Robert Houdin ? 4. In which U.S. State would you find the work of Borglum ? 5. Bolero, composed by Ravel, but what was his first name ? 6. Which Caribbean island celebrates St Patrick’s day with a public holiday ? 7. Who was replaced by Theo Peoples in a famous band ? 8. Who sang “Rawhide ?” 9. Who had a top 20 hit in 1996 with “ Tha Crossroads ?” 10. How was Theodore Geisel better known ?

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( All the answers are sneakily hidden in the adverts )

1. What year did Armstrong and Aldrin set foot on the moon ? 2. Can you name two allotropes. 3. To whom do we attribute the Laws of Motion ? 4. Which is the world’s largest bird of prey ? 5. What is the local name for The Victoria Falls ? 6. What is the staple diet of the Giant Panda ? 7. Before Quinine, which disease killed 2 million people each year ? 8. Which snake bite is known as “ The Kiss Of Death ?” 9. Which Birthstone represents the month of March ? 10. How many vertebrae make up the human spine ?

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