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26 High Street, Rishton.
Senior Citizen Rates Tues, Wed, & Thurs. Open
Tues, Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat. Tel: 01254 888220 Mob: 07837 087513
A farmer in Devon was milking his cow one day. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder. OK OK we know, but some people like corny jokes.
"It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake."
Born in March. A Bit Of Culture.
A cracking month for Artists and Musicians.
Botticelli (di Mariano Filipepi), Sandro (Allesandro) b. March 1, 1445 d. May 16, 1510 Noted Italian Painter. Michelangelo (de Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni) b. March 6, 1475
d. February 18, 1564 Sculptor, architect,
painter. Vivaldi, Antonio b. March 4, 1678 d. July 28, 1741 Composer and Violinist. Bach, Johann Sebastian b. March 21, 1685 d. July 28, 1750 Composer and Organist. Haydn, Joseph (Franz Joseph) b. March 31, 1732 d. May 31, 1809 Composer. Strauss Sr., Johann b. March 14, 1804 d. September 25, 1849 Composer, Orchestra Conductor. Chopin, Frederic Francois b. March 1, 1810 d. October 17, 1849 Legendary Composer. Rimsky-Korsakov, Nikolai Andreyevich b. March 18, 1844 d. June 21, 1908 Composer. Ravel, Maurice
December 28, 1937 Composer. Bolero. Van Gogh, Vincent
d. July 29, 1890 Artist. Einstein, Albert b. March 14, 1879 d. April 18, 1955 Physicist and Social Reformer.
But who’s self portrait is this ?
O.K. Here’s a clue : “ Do you want a drink Vince ?” “No thanks, I’ve got one ear.”
And talking about ears !
A man arrives at work with both ears in bandages. “ What happened ?” asked the boss.
“ I was ironing my shirt when the telephone rang and I accidentally answered the iron.”
“That accounts for one ear, but what about the other ?” “ Well I had to phone for the doctor !”
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Tel: 01254 882887 Mobile: 07774 920662
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Time Served Peugeot Trained Technician All Makes Serviced And Repaired
b. March 7, 1875 d. b. March 30, 1853
Back in October we had a lovely letter from Mrs Ada Moreland of Padiham asking where we got the poem “IT COULDN'T BE DONE.” as it was a favourite of her husband’s. We found it on the internet, and we’ve found it again with a little twist. Somebody said that it couldn't be done, But he with a chuckle replied
That maybe it couldn't, but he would be one Who wouldn't say so 'til he'd tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin. He would succeed and he knew it.
And he tackled the thing they said couldn't be done - But even he couldn't bloody well do it!
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