Golf Quotes

“The secret of golf is to turn three shots into

two.” - Bobby Jones

“I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off any- one’s golf game. It is called an eraser.” - Arnold

Palmer

“Golf is a game in which you yell fore ... shoot six ... and write down fi ve.” - Paul Harvey

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” - Bob

Hope

“On a recent survey, 80% of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20% lied.” - Bruce Lansky

“I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don’t put the right address on it.” - Jim Dent

“I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.” - Gerald

Ford

“The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.”

- Phyllis Diller

“Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you’re supposed to enjoy.” - Amy Strum

Alcott

This information is compiled from

multiple resources researched by Midwest Meetings®

magazine.

WWW.MIDWESTMEETINGS.COM

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