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.'Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) *62 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, September 22nd, 2005 www.clitheroetoday.co.uk Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified;


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Clitheroe Advertiser &Times, Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 63


London Eye & Thames River Cruise 2 days from


Departing 29th October 2005 ;fi ■ *'


Welcome to London - home to many of Britain’s most famous attractions including world Tower Bridge, Buckingham Palace and the Tower of London. This great-value break will enable you to experience London from totally different perspectives with an included cruise along the River Thames and 'flight' on the British Airways London Eye.


Hotel accommodation for one night - all rooms with en suite facilities Continental breakfast Included 'flight' on the British Airways London Eye Included river cruise along the Thames Time at leisure for shopping and sightseeing in London Services of a Travelscope tour manager in resort Return coach travel from the local area


Duty Paid Dash


To Luxembourg 27th November 2005


A unique opportunity for you to take advantage of fantastic duty paid shopping at the Exit 5 Duty Paid Warehouse in Luxembourg. Here you can purchase beer, wine and cigarettes at unbelievable prices - much cheaper than in the UK and even France!


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4* hotel accommodation for one night Continental breakfast at the hotel All rooms with en suite facilities Visit to the Exit 5 Duty Paid Shopping Outlet Time at leisure in Luxembourg City Visit to Bruges Travelscope representation in resort Return coach travel from selected pick-up points Return Channel crossings


Amsterdam Christmas Shopping


Party Cruise Departing 18th November 2005


This really is the perfect opportunity to do your Christmas shopping in real style and take advantage of the unique shopping opportunities to be found in the cosmopolitan city of Amsterdam not forgetting the chance to enjoy the wonderful party atmosphere on board your own 'floating hotel’!


Calais Shopper & Cite Europe


Departing 3rd December 2005


• Hotel accommodation for one night - all rooms with en suite facilities


• Continentai breakfast at the hotei • inciuded visit to the Cite Europe Shopping Complex • Included transfer to the Sunday morning Markets in Lille


• Return coach travel from the local area • Convenient Channel crossings


^£69 / f Motors RM&ir wmf.motorswilav.GO.uk


MOTORMATTERS \ A SPOT of water-skiing may well


f^O.0 appeal to the more active, adventur- ous types among you, but take heed-


there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. The wrong way was clearly demonstrated in


Highland House Party 5 days


- Turkey Without Tinsel Departing 12th December 2005


• Four nights' accommodation at the 4* Isles of Glencoe Hotel & Leisure Centre


• Full Scottish Breakfast & three-course evening meals


• Traditional Christmas Dinner • Glencoe, Oban & the Bridge over the Atlantic excursion • Performances by a Scottish Piper & traditional Scottish


dancing


• Free tasting at the Baxter's Flagship Experience • Free use of the hotel's leisure facilities • Return coach travel from selected pick-up points


4 days from


Three nights' accommodation on board MS Serena or MS Florentina Two nights berthed in the centre of Amsterdam & one night berthed in Volendam - Dutch buffet breakfast Twin bedded en suite Main Deck cabin En route visit to Delft Return coach travel from the local area & Fast ferry crossings from Harwich to the Hook of Holland with Stena Line


Scarborough & Christmas Shopping


In York Departing 18th November 2005


Stay in scenic Scarborough’s illustrious Grand Hotel, revel in the excellent evening entertainment and enjoy an included excursion to the historic city of York for excellent Christmas shopping amidst timeless surroundings. Explore Oillygate area for antiques dealers, St. Mary’s Square and Coppergate pedestrian mall for name brands and high street stores on a fantastic action-packed holiday.


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Tartan, Turkey & Tinsel Party


Cruise Departing 25th November 2005


Celebrate Christmas early on board the MV Van Gogh as you cruise from Liverpool to Greenock. Enjoy a traditional five-course Christmas Dinner, with sensational seasonal entertainment, before joining an included excursion to the fantastic Loch Lomond Shores shopping mall. All for an exceptional price!


Christmas Markets Of The Black Forest,


Switzerland & Alsace Departing 16th December 2005


• Four nights' hotel accommodation - all rooms with en suite facilities


• Continental breakfast at the hotel • Included visits to the Christmas Markets in Strasbourg, Freiburg and Basle


• Optional "Black Forest Panorama" excursion • Services of a Travelscope representative in resort • Return coach travel from selected pick-up points • Convenient Channel crossings


Prague, Budapest s days 3 days from


Two nights' accommodation in the famous Grand Hotel in Scarborough - all rooms with en suite facilities Half board - full English breakfast and three-course evening meals included Evening entertainment at the hotel Included excursion to York for Christmas shopping Return coach travei from selected pick-up points


& Vienna Departing January - March 2006


• Seven nights' hotel accommodation staying in Prague, Budapest & Vienna


• Breakfast at all hotels • Full day Prague Sightseeing Tour • Flights from Manchester airport to Prague • Return transfers between the airports and the hotels • Services of a Tour Manager throughout


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Amsterdam when a keen water skier took to the city's canals. This in itself is dangerous - you have got narrow waterways and other water traffic to contend with. But the risks created for this skier by his chosen location pale into insignificance when you consider that he was being towed not by the customary speedboat, but by a friend driving along the canal bank in a car! Predictably, the whole sorry escapade ended


in disaster when the driver took his eyes off the road and pltmged the vehicle into the water.


/ Y \ ON reporting her car stolen a t the local police station, a woman hap-


^—■^ pened to mention that she had left her


mobile phone in the vehicle. This spurred the quick-thinking desk sergeant into action. He dialled the woman's mobile phone number, teUing the man who answered that he had seen an advert for the car in the local paper and wanted to buy it. They arranged to meet and the car thief was arrested.


/ ' i \ MOTORISTS in Kobe, Japan, have


(a®'W been on to a neat ruse to avoid paying N—^ parking fines by claiming documents have blown away in the wind. Traffic wardens have decided to fight back by experimenting with stronger glue when attaching the parking tickets to the windscreens.


/ 1 T \ DRIVING through Hamm, Ger- many, became a bit hazardous when a


'— '' large busty dummy resembling Mari­ lyn Munroe appeared in a shop window. Local police asked the o\vners of the store to remove the display as it was causing motorists to be distracted while driving.


/ 'X \ WHEN a priest was stopped and breathalysed in La Coruna, Spain, he


^ ' claimed that he had taken six church masses during the day and had become inebri­ ated on the communion wine. The police booked him anjavay.


By Andy Enright


wait for the production- ready version to come along and then sigh wistfully as you tick off all the interest­ ing bits th a t failed to get past the legislators and bean counters. Jaguar's latest XK coupe


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seems to have reversed that trend. Walk around one and it is impossible to deny that in the intervening months since the Aluminium Light­ weight Coupe made its European debut a t the Geneva Auto Salon, the detailing has been finessed still further. This is not a car th a t plays by conventional rules. Perhaps rules is too strong


a word. Custom is possibly better, and custom tends to dictate that each successive model on a given theme is bigger and heavier than the one th a t precedes it . Not this one. This XK may be a mere 1.5cm longer than the old XK8, but thanks to that advanced aluminium con­ s tru c tio n , i ts weight has plummeted to 1595kg for


h is should not hap­ pen. Received wis­ dom is that you see a car debut at a motor show,


the entry-level car. This car possesses an athleticism the old car cannot match. Look a t the stance.


Whereas the XK8 was unde­ niably elegant, it could not really claim to be especially dynamic in appearance. The long fro nt and rear over­ hangs compromised cabin space and dated the design a l i t t le , b u t the la te s t car keeps the same basic prem­ ise, but tones up the whole look significantly.


There is also a welcome


injection of practicality to theXK. Whereas the XK8 was


astonishing in having such a huge “footprint” but such a t in y passenger compar t­ ment, the XK is a more spa­ cious car altogether. The high hipline remains, but Jaguar has worked at mak­ ing the interior feel a good deal airier, with a low scuttle and clever use of colour com­ binations.


3 days rental Wm


from only £99 You don’t rent a car every day.





So why rent an P r e s t o n s ^ ^ ^ ^ everyday car? ^


■Tel: 01282 7 2 0 j 6 o www.prestons.co.uk,


Back to the future with Jaguar’s latest XK coupe


Jaguar has designed the


XK with a convertible model in mind, knowing that this is where the lion’s share of sales will come. There are also rumours of a diesel-engined variant, but likely to plump up the range even sooner is a su pe r­ charged XKR model. The standard car gets a


300 b.h.p. 4.2-litre V8, simi­ lar to tha t in the latest XJ saloon. Due to the X K ’s weight loss plan, this car \vill


jet to 60 m.p.h. in 5.9 sec­ onds and complete the standing quarter mile in 14.4 seconds. The top speed ol the XK is electronically lim­ ited to 155 m.p.h. The interior, meanwhile, is


rather restrained in the best Jaguar traditions. The XK8 was a car with


easily identifiable flaws but which we loved enormously. If the XK can prove half as endearing, it will be judged a success.


Christmas Shopping 2 days from


Accommodation for one night on board the MV Van Gogh, cruising from Liverpool to Greenock Excellent evening entertainment including a West End standard show Traditionai Christmas Dinner with all the trimmings Afternoon tea, midnight snacks and full English Breakfast onboard Visit to Loch Lomond Shores Coach travei from the local area


Cruise To The Sun Departing 12th December 2005


10 days^j from


• Nine nights' accommodation on board MV Van Gogh • Six ports of call - La Coruna, Cadiz, Gibraltar, Tangier, Lisbon & Vigo


• All meals & entertainment on board including a Christmas


Day Lunch and New Year's Eve Gala Dinner


• Complimentary coach travel from selected pick-up points, or free car parking at London Tilbury


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