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6 .2 5 S ta n le y ’s G ig . (2000) 8.05 R ad io lan d Murders. (1994) 10.00 Lo o n ey T u n e s : B a c k In A c t io n . (2003) 11.40 Goal! - S l^ Movies S p e c ia l. 11.50 US Top 1 0 .1 2 .1 0 S tan le y ’s Gig. (2000) 1.55 R ad io land Murders. (1994) 4.00 Looney T u n e s : B a c k in Ac tio n . (2003) 5.50 E v e l K n ie ve l. (2004) 7 .3 0 S k y M o vie s Ne>vs. 8.0 0 T h e B o u rn e S u p rem a c y . (2004) 10.00 Welcome to the Ju n g le . (2003) 11.50 Martin Law re nce L iv e : R u n le ld a t . (2002) 1.40 S u z ie Gold. (2004) 3.15 Dirty Pretty T h in g s . (2003) 4.55 S tan le y ’s G ig . (2000)


SK Y MOVIES 2


6.35 Danny, the Champion o f the World. (1989) 8.2 5 T h is T im e A ro u n d . (2003) 10.10 T h e Cante rville G h o s t . (1996) 12.00 Sco o b y Doo 2:


, Mons ters U n leash ed . (2004) 1.50 B o n u s ! Th e B ou rne Sup rem ac y. 2.20 Around the World in 80 D a y s . (2004) 4.25 T h e Cante rville G h o s t . (1996) 6.15 Sco o b y Doo 2 : Mons ters Unleashed. (2004) 8.00 Ju s t Married. (2003) 9.40 Around the World In 80 Da ys . (2004) 11.45 E v i l Never D ie s . (2003) 1.30 R ip ley ’s Game. (2002) 3.25 Dogfight. (1991) 5.05 Danny, the Champion o f the World. (1989)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 The Deser t F o x . (1951) 7.35 The B ra v ad o s . (1958) 9.35 R o ck around the C lock. (1956) 11.00 C hap lin Today: Mons ieur Verdoux. (2003) 11.35 Dad's Army. (1971) 1.15 P la c e s In th e Heart. (1984) 3.10 World Cinema 2005. 3 .3 0 R o c k around the C lock . (1956) 5.00 The B ra v ad o s . (1958) 6.45 The Deser t F o x . (1951) 8.15 Dad’s A rm y. (1971) 1 0.00 B low O ut. (1981) 11.55 P urp le R a in . (1984) 1.50 T h e King o f Marvin G a rd e n s . (1972) 3.4 0 B o n u s R evo lver. 4.00 P la c e s in the Heart. (1984)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 ICC Cricket World. 6.3 0 Premier League Preview Show. 7.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.55 U Can Do It. 8.00 Champions League Weekly. 8.3 0 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.0 0 Live Super League. 7.55 Champions League Weekly. 8.25 Football First: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 S k y Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Endzone. 7.30 Live European Tour Golf. 5.00 Live Golf: President's Cup. 11.00 Motor Racing; A1 Grand Pr ix . 0.30 Rugby Union. 2.00 Rugby Union; Currie Cup. 4.00 Pool. 5.00 Surf's Up. 5.30 Motor Racing > Formula Palmer Audi.


SK Y SPORTS 3


6.00 Live Australian Rules Football. 8.30 Moto -i-. 9.0 0 Racing News. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 12.55 U Can Do It. 1.00 Pool. 2.00 Live Motor Racing: A1 Grand Pr ix . 4.30 Motor Racing • Formula Palmer Audi. 5.00 Tennis: Davis Cup 2005. 7.00 U C an Do It. 7.05 World Wrestling Entertainment; The Bottom Line. 8.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand P r ix . 9.30 Rugby Union. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Australian Rugby League. 4.00 Super League.


EUROSPORT


6.15 Live MotoGP. 7.0 0 Live MotoGP. 8.15 Live Cycling. 11.30 Live Cycling. 12.00 Football. 1.00 Live Cycling. 5.00 WTA Tour Tennis. 6.00 MotoGP. 7.0 0 Live Fight Club. 10.00 YOZ Mag. 10.30 MotoGP. 11.30 Freestyle Motocross. 0.00 WTA Tour Tennis. 1.00 Close. 5.15 Live MotoGP.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: TN G . 7.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh!. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 R elic Hunter. 11.00 Andromeda. 12.00 Stargate S G * 1 .1.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Star Trek: TNG. 4.00 Stargate SG-1. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 8.00 Inside Ultimate Earthquake. 9.00 Sport Matters. 10.00 Road Wars. 11.00 Toughest Seaside Resorts in Britain. 12.00 Stargate SG-1.1 .0 0 2 4.1 .5 0 The X Files. 2.40 X B e s . 3.30 Best Unseen Ads. 4.20 Star Trek: TNG.


< OKTV g o ld


6.00 The House of Eliott. 7.00 Doctor Who. 8.25 Doctor Who Special - Carnival of Monsters. 9.05 Doctor Who: Adventures in Sp a ce and Time. 10.00 Are You Being S erved ? 10.40 Are You Being Se rved ? . 12.00 Are You Being Served? 1.20 Are You Being Served ? . 2.40 Are You Being Senred?. 3.2 0 Are You Being Served? . 4.00 Are You Being S e rved ? . 4.4 0 Are You Being Served?. 5.20 Are You Being Served ? . 6.00 Are You Being Served?. 6.40 A re You Being S e rved ? . 7 .2 0 Are You Being Se rved ? . 8.00 My Family. 8.40 My Family. 9.20 My Family. 10.00 Fight Club. 12.35 Shooting Stars . 1.15 Have I Got News for You. 1.50 Have 1 Got News for You. 2.30 My Family. 3.05 Weakest Unk.


f ^ • 3.55 Th e A-Team. 4 .4 5 The A-Team. 5.40 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression.


BBC THREE


7.0 0 Farscape. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 Liquid A s se ts . 9.00 Three’s Outtakes. 9.1 O 'Little Britain. 9.40 Nighty Night. 10.10 Bodies. 11.10 The Omen. 12.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of C r isp s . 1.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of C r isp s . 1.55 Th e Comic Side of 7 Days. 2.25 Th e . Smoking Room. 2.55 Th e Brothel.


ITV 2


6.0 0 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 1.05 Coronation Street Omnibus. 3.50 Celebrity Fit Club USA . 4.45 F I : Brazilian Grand Prix Qualifying Live. 6.10 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 6.35 It’s Good to B e ... Justin Timberlake. 7.05 Nanny 911. 8.05 The Xtra Factor. 9.10 ITV’s Best Ever Ads. 10.10 Predator. 12.20 The X Factor. 1.20 The Xtra Factor. 2.15 Emmerdale Omnibus. 5.25 Teleshopping. 5.55 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.0 0 Outside Edge. 6.3 0 Outside Ed g e . 7 .0 5 Second Thoughts. 7.35 Second Thoughts. 8.05 Home to Roost. 8.35 Home to Roost. 9 .1 0 Je e ve s and Wooster. 10.10 Survival. 11.10 Outside Edge. 11.45 Outside Edge. 12.15 Second Thoughts. 12.45 Second Thoughts. 1.20 Je e v e s and Wooster. 2.20 Home to Roost. 2.50 Home to Roost. 3.25 Rio Bravo. 6.05 Robin of Sherwood. 7.05 Goodbye Mr Chips. 9.10 An Audience with Billy Connolly. 10.10 Sherlock Holmes. 12.10 The Bill. 1.10 Th e Bill. 2.15 Teleshopping. 5.15 ITV3 Nightscreen.


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Titch. 7.45 Junglies. 7.50 Story Store. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 T h e Restaurant. 1.50 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Queer E ye for the Straight Guy. 3.00 Will and Grace. 5.00 The Amazing Race. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 Boston Legal. 8.00 Britain's Next Top Model. 9.00 The Emmys: Live on the Red Carpet. 10.00 The Emmys: 57th Primetime Awards. 11.30 The L Word. 12.35 Gunmen. 2.15 Everwood. 3.0 5 Jan e Goldman Investigates. 3.55 Whitney Houston: The Rise and Rise Of.... 4.40 Girlfriends. 5.05 Life with Bonnie. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.0 0 R a y Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Robot Wars: Sixth Wars. 12.00 The Outer Limits. 2.00 The Pretender. 4.00 Sh e Spies. 6.00 Roswell. 8.00 Babylon 5 : the River of Souls. 10.00 Ted Bundy. 11.50 Double Identity • The S ex R Ie s . 1.3 0 Dark Angel. 3.30 The Outer Limits. 4.30 The Outer Limits. 5.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre.


1M fe b E?


The Bourne Supremacy, Sky Movies 1,8pm


The Bourne Supremacy re-enters the shadowy world of expert assassin Bourne (Matt Damon), who continues to find himself plagued by splintered nightmares from his former life. The stakes are now even higher for the agent as he coolly maneuvers through the


Hidalgo, Sky Movies 1,8pm • 3 __________________ while hoping to find the truth behind his haunted m e m o S


dangerous waters of international espionage—replete with CIA **


eve^shifting covert alliances—ali the


Based on the autobiography of long-distance rider Frank T. Hop­ kins, "Hidalgo" is an epic action- adventure. Held yearly, the Ocean of Fire ■ a 3,000 mile survival race across the Arabian Desert - was a challenge restricted to the finest Arabian horses ever bred. In 1890, a wealthy Sheikh invited an American and his horse to enter the race for the first time. Frank T. Hopkins (Viggo Mortensen) was a dispatch rider for the US cavalry. For Frank, the Ocean of Fire becomes not only a matter of pride, but a race for his survival.


• J [ LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Tilch. 7.45 Junglies. 7.50 The Story Store. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.40 Elmo's World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Dr 90210.11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Britain's Next Top Model. 2.00 Grey’s Anatomy. 6.00 The Biggest Loser. 7.00 Jade's Salon. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 C S I: Miami. 10.00 C S I: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.55 C S I: Miami. 12.00 Kuffs. 1.50 Everwood. 2.40 Ja n e Goldman Investigates. 3.30 TV Moments: Christina Aguilera. 4.15 Three Sisters. 4.40 Girlfriends. 5.05 Lilo with Bonnie. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Babylon 5; the River of Souls. 2.00 Dark Angel. 4.00 Code Name: Eternity. 5.00 Andromeda. 6.00 Reptilian. 8.00 Psychic Detectives. 9.00 The Dead Zone. 10.00 Cube 2: Hypercubo. 11.50 The New Twilight Zone. 12.45 The Twilight Zone. 1.40 Dawn of the Dead. 4.20 The Pretender. 5.10 The Pretender.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Mel C in Profile. 9.50 Ant & Dec's Gameshow Marathon. 10.55 Nanny 911. 11.55 The Xtra Factor. 12.55 Emmordale Qmnibus. 4.35 Coronation Street Omnibus, 7.20 Ant & Dec’s Gameshow Marathon. 8.20 The X Factor. 9.20 The Xtra Factor. 10.20 Jordan and Peter: Marriage and Mayhem. 11.25 Coronation Street. 11.55 ITV's Best Ever Ads. 12.55 Desperately Seeking Sheila. 1.55 cd:uk. 2.45 Teleshopping. 5.15 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 R affles. 6.55 Robin of Sherwood. 7.50 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.55 The Darling Buds of May. 10.00 Survival. 11.05 King Charles 1. 12.05 Savage Planet. 12.35 Raffles. 1.40 The Darling Buds of May. 2.45 Film File. 2.55 Rumpole of the Bailey. 4.05 Robin of Sherwood, 5.05 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 6.10 Rumpole of the Bailey. 7.15 Tfie Darling Buds of May. 8.20 King Charles I. 9.20 Snow Falling on Cedars. 11.50 The Jewel in the Crown. 12.55 Rattles. 1.55 Teleshopping. 2.25 ITV3 Nightscreen. 2.30 Emmerdale Omnibus.


BBC1


6.00 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 6.20 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 6.45 Postman Pat. (R) (C) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.50 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.10 Legend of the Dragon. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungaiow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Reloaded. (C) 11.45 Sportsround. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Davis Cup Tennis. (C) 1.55 Racing; Ascot Festival at Newmarket. (C) 4.30 Final Score. 5.15 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.35 He’s Having a Baby. (C) 6.35 What Kids Really Think. Ian Wright hosts a show that takes a tin-opener to the big can of worms that is the mind of the modern child. This edi­ tion’s theme is jobs and money, with guest Gary Lineker. (C)


7.05 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team cap­ tains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Guests are Mark Cueto, Boudewijn Zenden, James Beattie and Junior Witter. (C)


7.35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which live contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their share of a cash jack­ pot. (C)


8.20 Casualty. Woody discovers an unex­ pected paternal streak. Ellen gets stung by her own honey trap. And a sex questionnaire causes dissension between Abs and Nina. (C)


9.10 Julian Fellowes Investigates a Most Mysterious Murder. Julian Fel­ lowes goes back to industrial Staly- bridge in Edwardian England to investigate the unsolved murder of George Harry Storrs. (C)


10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all eight of today’s Barclays Premiership matches includ­ ing Chelsea v Aston Villa, West Ham V Arsenal, and Manchester United v Blackburn. (C)


11.50 Rugby League Raw. Hard-hitting highlights and revealing behind-the- scenesTootage of the clubs involved in the National League play-offs as the race for a place in the Super League begins. (C)


12.35 FILM: The Missouri Breaks. (1976) Starring Marlon Brando, Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Lloyd. (C) 2.40 Joins BBC News 24.


Afteriife, 1TV1,9.10pm


Lesley Sharp and Andrew Lincoln star in Afterlife, a compelling and chilling, new drama. Lesley plays a psychic medium, Alison Mundy, who is troubled by her power to communicate with the dead. She has seen the spirits since she was a child, but since a near death experience they are beginning to take over her life. Andrew plays Dr Robert Bridge, a psychology lec-


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes’s New British Clas­ sics. (R) (C) 10.30 Rachel’s Favourite Food. (2004) (C) 11.00 James Dean: Sense Memories. (C) 12.00 Davis Cup Tennis: Switzerland v GB. 1.00 See Hear. 1.45 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) 1.55 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 2.25 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 2.55 FILM: The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. (1943) Starring Roger Livesey. (C) 5.35 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. (R) (C) 6.25 Flog It! (R) (C) 7.25 Who Do You Think You Are? Series in which celebrities trace their ancestry. (R) (C)


8.20 Art School Omnibus. Five celebrities have two weeks to turn themselves from novices into exhibiting artists. (C)


9.10 Bodies. Blackly comic hospital drama series. (C)


10.10 Never Mind the B uzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (C)


10.40 FILM: My Son the Fanatic. (1997) Comedy, drama about a Pakistani-oab driver and his deeply religious son. Starring Om Puri, Rachel Griffiths. (C)


12.05 FILM: Faithful. (1996) Tense drama. Starring Cher, Chazz , Palminteri, Ryan O’Neal. (C)


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 The Save-UmsI. (R) 7.25 Sailor Sid. (R) 7.35 Bottle Top Bill and his Best Frieqd Corky. 7.50 Noddy. (R) 8.05 Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs. 8.35 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Secret of Eel Island. (R) 9.55 Extreme Football. (T) 10.10 Dragon Booster. 10.40 The Tribe. (T) 11.30 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.35 Red Bull Air Race World Series. (T) 2.00 FILM: Pokemon: The First Movie. (2000) (T) 3.50 FILM: Renaissance Man. (1994) Starring Danny DeVito, Gregory Hines.


6.10 FILM: My Fellow Americans. (1996) Political satire, about a couple of for­ mer American presidents: Starring Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan


, . Aykroyd.(T) '


8.00 Charmed. The Charmed Ones must prevent the murder of the infamous Lady Godiva. (T)


8.50 five news. (T) 9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom and his team investigate a five-year-old’s death by stan/ation. (R)


10.10 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Drama series about a New York squad. (T)


11.05 The Shield. Hard-hitting crime drama series. (T)


12.25 UltimatePoker.com Showdown. 1.30 Law and Order. (R) (T) 2.20 FILM: House II - The Second Story. (1987) Starring Arye Gross, Jonathan Stark, Royal Dano. ("H 3.45 Sunset Beach. (T) 4.25 Beverly Hills, 90210. (R) (T) 5.10 Sons arid Daughters. (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)


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turer who is deeply scepti­ cal about the psychic world and Alison’s powers, and believes she could even be dangerous.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Cubeez. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Football. 7.30 British Formula 3 Championship. 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 9.00 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.30 Pure T4.10.00 Friends. (R) (T) 10.30 Popworld. (T) 11.20 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 The Simple Life: Interns. (T) 12.55 V Festi­ val: The Very Best Bits. 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.10 FILM: Hanover Street. (1979) Starring Harrison Ford. (T) 6.05 Morgan and Platell. (T) 6.35 C4 News;. (T) 7.05 Self Portraits: The Me Genera­ tion. The final part of Matthew Ceilings series looking at artists’ self-portraits. (T)


8.05 The SS. Series on the SS, which grew into an immensely powerful and feared organisation. (T)


9.05 Robbie Williams: Exclusive Per­ formance. Exclusive live perfor­ mance of Robbie’s new single. Tripping. (T)


9.10 FILM: All. (2001) The stojy of (he ten-year heyday of boxing great' Muhammad AM. Starring Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, Jon Voight. (T ) ;


12.00 Bestival. 1.10 4Play:The Kooks. 1.25 hit40uk. 1.55 King of the Hill. (T) 2.20 FILM: Coldblooded. (1995) Starring Jason Priestley, Peter Riegert, Kimberly Williams. (T) 3.55 The Real Sex Traffic. (R) (T) 4.55 3 Minute Wonder. (R) 5.00 Scrapheap Challenge. (R) (T)


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Goal! The World Pre­ miere. 1.10 Britain’s Best Back Gardens. 1.40 Barbara. (R) 2.10 ITV at the Movies. 2.40 Watching the Detectives. (R) 3.10 Inspector Morse. (R) 5.10 Granada News and Weather. 5.20 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather. 5.35 NewYou’ve Been Framed!. Harry Hil! digs out some DIY disasters, bashful brides and a catastrophe on the canal. Plus Frame a Friend - in which viewers’ worst boogie nightmares are captured on cam­ era.


6.05 Ant & Dec’s Gameshow Marathon. As part of ITV’s 50th birthday celebrations. Ant & Deo revive the best of ITV’s gameshows in their own innovative style. Tonight, it’s the turn of Take Your Pick.


7.05 The X Factor. Auditions in London and Manchester draw to a close as Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh dis­ cover which of the categories they will be mentoring. Hosted by Kate Thornton.


8.05 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity. Chris Tarrant presents a celebrity edition in which Tony Hadley, John Keeble, Lynda Bellingham and Bill Oddie try to win a million pounds for their favourite charity.


9.10 afterlife. Drama series. A psychol­ ogy lecturer and sceptical psychic mediums specialist meets a trou­ bled psychic and is perturbed by her claims about his dead son.


10.10 Best of An Audience With. Michael Parkinson casts an eye over the 40 Audience With shows made in the last 25 years, among them, Elton John, Muhammad Ali, Dame Edna Everage, Rod Stewart and Peter Ustinov.


11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.30 F I : Brazilian Grand Prix Qualify­ ing. Jim Rosenthal presents quali­ fying action from fhe Interlagos cir­ cuit, Sao Paulo. With commentary by James Allen and Martin Brun- dle, and analysis from Tony Jar- dine.


12.25 FILM: Firestorm. (1997) Action adventure. When an imprisoned sociopath deliberately starts a fire in order to aid a breakout, he ; escapes into the burning forest withafemalehostage.Starring- Howie Long, Wynt Perkins, William ' .


.....':, Forsythe.;


1.50 The Magnificent Seven. Series based on the classic western. A hired assasin is found dead in his hotel room with 10,000 dollars and Chris begins to suspect the motive is political. (R)


2.35 cd:uk. (R) 3.25 Entertainment Now!. (R) 3.50 Mixmasters. (R) 4.20 Cybernet. (R) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


' • i i BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 7.35 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 Sunday AM. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 The Politics Show. 1.00 Cash in the Attic. (R) (C) 1.45 Diagnosis Murder. (R) (C) 2.30 East- Enders. (R) (C) 4.25 Hurricane Katrina: The Children’s Story. Lizo Mzimba reports on the stories of children who survived Hurri­ cane Katrina and hears from adults who are helping and caring for young evacuees as they start new lives. (C)


4.55 Points of View. Eamonn Holmes pre­ sents viewers' opinions on recent BBC TV programmes. (C)


5.10 Songs of Praise. Jonathan Edwards visits his home county of Devon for a celebration of harvest. He meets the man who is determined to save a unique stretch of coastline. (C)


5.45 Rolf on Art: the Big Event. Thou­ sands of amateur artists join Rolf Harris in Trafalgar Square to recreate the portrait of Henry VIII by Hans Hol­ bein the Younger. (C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Normanby Hall, where finds include a marble bust gifted by a generous neighbour that turns out to be valued at 15,000 pounds. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Monarch of the Glen. Drama series about the young laird of a Highlands estate. The house is thrown into upheaval v/hen Paul's god-daughter Amy arrives. And Paul's old enemy returns to the Glen. (C)


9.00 Waking the Dead. Police drama • series based around cold cases. Ex­ cop Eddie Vine summons Boyd to prison, where he is serving life for . murdering his partner and best friend, Tom Palliser. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. With economists warning that the good times might be coming to an end, Stephanie Flanders asks whether Gordon Brown’s miracle economy is built to last. (C)


10.55 FILM: Deep Rising. (1998) Action horror. A gang of ruthless pirates invades an ocean liner only to discov­ er that their intended victims have


. been grotesquely slaughtered by a ravenous creature. Starring Treat Williams, Famke Janssen, Anthony


: Heald.(C) - 12.40 Joins BBC News 24.


The Grail Trail: In Pursuit of the Da Vinci Code ITV1,10.35pm


The Grail Trail: In Pursuit of the Da Vinci Code attempts to unearth why Dan Brown’s novel, The Da Vinci Code, is leading mil­ lions to seek answers to questions that have vexed humanity for the last two millennia. It has become the biggest selling hard­ back of all time, leaving in its wake a trail of anxious clergy, fervent fans and incensed intellectuals.


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6.00 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 6.45 Post­ man Pat. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.10 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 The Super League Shovr. (C) 10.50 Sunday Grand­ stand. 11.05 Davis Cup Tennis. (C) 2.00 Malaysian Motorcycle Grand Prix. (C) 3.00 Racing. (C) 4.30 Rugby League. 5.15 FILM: Rio Conchos.U9S4) Fast- paced western. Starring Richard Boone, Stuart Whitman. (C)


7.00 Top of the Pops. (C) 7.35 Malcolm in the Middle. Sitcom. 8.00 The Best of Top Gear. Highlights from the last series. (C)


8.30 Mechannibals. Series champi­ oning the ingenuity of Britain’s real life backyard inventors. (C) ■


9.00 Europe: A Natural History. Sean Pertwee chronicles the events which shaped the continent of Europe. (C)


9.50 Space: Flying Visits. Documen­ tary series exploring the universe.


10.00 Dead Ringers. Topical sketch show. (R) (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. (C) 11.15 Arrested Development. Comedy 11.35 FILM: Night of the Living Dead. . (1968) Low-budget horror classic. .Starring Judith O’Dea. (C)


1.10 Fallen Angels. (R) (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 A House like Yours. (R) 6.30 Rolie Polie die. (R) 6.55 The Save-Ums! (R) 7.20 Roobarb and Custard Too. (R) (T) 7.30 Bottle Top Bill and his Best Friend Corky 7.50 Noddy (R) 8.05 Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs. 8.35 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Demolition Dad. 10.00 Extreme Football. (T) 10.15 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (T) 10.40 Billie, Girl from the Future. (T) 11.15 Adventures of Sinbad. (R) (T) 12.05 Rooted. (T) 12.35 Divine Designs; (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 FILM: Samson and


Delilah. (1949) Starring Hedy Lamarr. (T) 3.40 Two and a Half Men. (R) (T) 4.40 FILM: Her­ cules and the Lost Kingdom. (1994) Starring Kevin Sorbo. (T) 6.10 news. (T) 6.25 FILM: Airplanel (1980) Spoof disas­ ter movie. Starring Robert Hays, Julie - Hagerty, Robert Slack. (T)_ -


8.00 Britain’s Worst Celebrity Driver Live. The live series finale comes from a surprise location. (T)


9.00 FILM: Practical Magic. (1998) Super­ natural romantic comedy about two


witches whose powers come at a price - they live under a curse that dic­ tates that any man they fall in love with


- will die prematurely. Starring Nicole ■


Kidman, Sandra Bullock. (T)


11.05 Trust Me - I’m a Holiday Rep. (T) 12.05 Red Bull Air Race World Series. Highlights of the third race, (R)


12.30 ITU Triathlon World Cup. 1.00 US Major League Baseball. 4.05 Motorsport Mondial. (R) 4.30 Dutch Football. (R)


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C H A N N E L 4


6.00 Inuk. (T) 6.10 Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 Thunder Rac­ ing at the Rock. 8.30 Freesports on 4: Surf­ ing. 9.00 hit40uk. (R) 9.30 Futurama. (R) (T) 10.00 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 12.30 Totally Frank. 1.00 Friends, (R) (T) 1.30 Pepsi Max Downloaded: Girls Aloud. (T) 2.35 Friends. (R) (T) 3.10 Stargate SG- 1.(T) 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Simp­ sons. (R) 5.30 Scrapheap Challenge. (T) 6.30 Lost. Sawyer refuses to relinquish life-saving medicine to help Shan­ non. (R) (T)


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top­ ical satirical comedy. (T)


9.00 FILM: Pitch Black. (2000) Sci-fi ; drama. When a spaceship is forced to land on a foreign planet, : its passengers' attempts to


' escape are hindered by under­ ground mutants bent on a deadly feeding frenzy. Starring Vin Diesel, , Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser. (T)


11.00 X-Rated; The Sex Films They Tried to Ban. Charting the history of sex on film. (R) (T)


12.35 FILM: Close My Eyes. (1990) A . brother and sister are irresistibly


■ drawn to each other. Starring ’ • Clive Owen, Saskia Reeves. (T)


2.30 Spy Hole. (R) 2.40 KOTV. (T) 3.05 World Touring Car Championships. 4.00 French Football: Le Championnat.


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.25 Skillz. 10.55 The X Factor. (R) 11.55 Steve Irwin: Snakes of the South Pacific. (R) 12.55 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.50 Sun­ day Supplement. 2.20 Granada News and Weather. 2.30 Goodwood Revival. 3.30 Creature Comforts. (R) 3.40 Creature Comforts. (R) 3.50 Holiday Airport Cyprus. An insight into the day-to-day running of Lanarca Airport in Cyprus. Friends Angela and Janet combine two vreeks in the sun with a tummy-tuck operation. (R)


4.50 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.05 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news, plus national weather.


5.20 F I : Brazilian Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal presents coverage of round 17 of the season - the Brazilian Grand Prix from Interla­ gos. Commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle, and analysis from Tony Jardine.


7.50 Coronation Street. Kirk saves Les's bacon in his battle with Sta­ tus Quo. Leanne treats Janice to a slap-up meal, and more besides. Phil invites Eileen out for a drink behind Gail’s back.


8.20 A Touch of Frost. New episode of the detective drama series. Frost begins a manhunt for a serial killer when he investigates the vicious murder of a widow.


10.20 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


10.35 The Grail Trail: In Pursuit of the Da Vinci Code. Documentary fol­ lowing three people of different religious backgrounds as they try to unearth the truth behind the central conspiracy theory in Dan Brown’s controversial novel.


11.35 F I ; Brazilian Grand Prix High­ lights. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Brazilian Grand Prix from Interlagos, with com­ mentary by James Allen and Mar­ tin Brundle, and expert opinion from Tony Jardine.


12.35 Motorsport UK. Diana Binks tours the Knockhill circuit near Dun­ fermline with local driver Gordon Shedden, and presents action from the Porsche Carrera Cup and Formula BMW championship.


1.10 World Sport. Sports news and features from around the world,


1.40 Charlie 8 the Chocolate Factory - Behind the Scenes Special. Behind the scenes of the new Tim Burton adaptation of the well-loved Roald Dahl classic. A good-heart­ ed boy from a poor family wins a tour of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. (R)


2.05 FILM: The Real Howard Spitz. (1998) Starring Kelsey Grammer, Amanda Donohoe, Genevieve Tessier. 3.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.35 Tarka the Otter. (1978) 8.10 Bat ter ies Not In clu d ed . (1987) 10.00 Ho les . (2003) 12.10 Canad ian B aco n . (1995) 2.00 B a t te r ie s Not Includ ed . (1987) 4.00 Ho les . (2003) 6.10 Canadian Bacon. (1995) 8.00 Hidalgo. (2004) 10.20 The Recruit . (2003) 12.20 Natural Born K i l le rs . (1994) 2.25 Normal. (2003) 4.25 Firs t of May. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.50 Ka rt Racer. (2003) 8.35 Big Top Pee-wee. (1988) 10.10 Thunderbirds. (2004) 12.00 Gentle B en 2: B la c k Gold. (2003) 1.50 Big Top Pee-wee. (1966) 3.35 UK Top 10. (2004) 4.00 Hot Shots! Part Deux. (1993) 5.45 S k y Movies News. (2001) 6.15 Thunderbirds. (2004) 8.00 Phone Booth. (2002) 9.45 Lo st in Translation. (2003) 11.35 Dead End. (2003) 1.05 25lh Hour. (2002) 3.25 Warning: Parental Advisory. (2002) 5.05 Ka rt R a cer . (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 R oxie Hart. (1942) 7.20 Us Top 10 Ep 39 (2005). (2005) 7.45 Father Brown. (1954) 9.15 Jo u rn e y to the Far Side of the Sun. (1959) 11.00 Pr ivate Life of Sherlock Holmes. (1970) 1.10 R oxie Hart. (1942) 2.30 Jo u rn e y to the Far Side of the Su n . (1969) 4.15 Private Life of Sherlock Holmes. (1970) 6.25 Father Brown. (1954) 8.00 R o ck y II. (1979) 10.00 M is s is s ip p i B u rn ing . (1980) 12.10 Rocky II. (1979) 2.15 Adam at 6am. (1970) 4.00 World Cinema 2005.4.20 White Witch Doctor. (1953)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Moto -f. 7.00 Football First: Match Choice. 8.30 Football First: Match Choice. 10.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.00 Live Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix. 5.00 British Superbikes. 8.30 Live Indy Car Series. 11.00 Big Fight Special. 1.00 Football League Review. 2.00 Ford Football Special. 3.30 Spanish Football. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Spanish Football. 7.30 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix. 9.00 Big Fight Special. 11.00 Live European Tour Golf. 5.00 Live Golf: President's Cup. 11.00 Motor Racing: A1 Grand Prix. 1.00 British Superbikes. 4.30 Sportnation. 5.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Rally Fever. 7.00 Sportnation. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Alterburn. 9.0 0 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Powerboating. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Pool. 1.00 Big Fight Special. 3.0 0 Ford Super Sunday. 6.0 0 Live Spanish Football. 8.00 Football League Review. 9.00 Tennis: Davis Cup 2005. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 0.00 WWE Late Night - Afterburn. 1.00 WWE Late Night • Velocity. 2.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 3.00 Pool. 4.00 Powerboating. 4.30 Close.


EUROSPORT 6.30 Live MotoGP. 8.00 Live MotoGP. 9.30 Live


Cycling. 4.00 Live Cycling. 4.30 MotoGP. 7.15 Motorsports Weekend. 7.45 Champ C a r World S e r ie s . 9.15 Mission to Torino. 9.45 British Eurosport News Report. 10.00 Live Football. 11.45 WTA Tour Tennis. 0.45 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm, 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh!. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 Whatever. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Stargate SG-1. 1.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 1.30 Kirsty's Home Videos. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Relic Hunter. 5.00 Hex: The Making of. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Match: Celebrity Trials. 8.00 Final Chance to Save. 9.00 Hex. 10.00 Hoodies Attack. 11.00 Chavs. 12.00 Stargate SG-1. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 The X Files. 2.40 The X-Files. 3.30 Best Unseen Ads. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 Pokemon. 5.35 Rescue Heroes.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 The House of Eliott. 7.00 Doctor Who. 8.50 Miss Marple. 11.50 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.30 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.10 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.50 To the Manor Born. 2.30 To the Manor Born. 3.10 To the Manor Born. 4.00 Monarch of the Glen. 5.00 Monarch of the Glen. 6.00 Miss Marplo. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.15 Men Behaving Badly. 10.55 Men Behaving Badly. 11.35 Silent Vifitness. 1.50 Have I Got News for You. 2.25 Have I Got News for You. 3.00 Have I Got News for You. 3.35 Jonatlian Creek. 4.40 The A-Team. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 Honey We're Killing the Kids. 9.00 Stars in Fast Cars. 9.30 Nighty Night. 10.00 Gypsy Wars. 11.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, 12.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.00 The Comic Side of 7 Days. 1.30 Ideal. 2.00 My Life in Film. 2.30 Gypsy Wars. 3.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


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