28 Clitheroe A d v e r t ise r & T ime s , Thursday, August 18th, 2005


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Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Adve rt ising ), B u rn le y 422331 (Classified) Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burniey 422331 (C iassified ) weekendplustv For the best deals SATURDAY; AUGUST 2 ^ SKY MOVIES 1


6.05 Clipping Adam. (2003) 7.55 Dragnet. (1987) 10.00 Tooth. (2004) 11.45 Batman Forever. (1995) 2.00 Shadowlands. (1993) 4.30 Clipping Adam. (2003) 6.15 Tooth. (2004) 8.00 Batman Forever. (1995) 10.00 Bad Boys II. (2003) 12.40 It Runs In the Family. (2003) 2.40 Hawks. (1988) 4.40 Hoodlum & Son. (2002)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.45 School of Life. (2003) 8.40 Dracula: Dead and Loving It. (1995) 10.15 A Father’s Son. (1999) 12.00 Virginia’s Run. (2002) 2.00 School of Life. (2003) 4.00 Dracula: Dead and Loving It. (1995) 5.35 Virginia’s Run. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Around the World in 80 Days. (2004) 10.00 The Tuxedo. (2002) 11.45 A Guy Thing. (2002) 1.30 Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. (1993) 3.10 Bad Moon. (1997) 4.35 A Father’s


Son. (1999) SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. (1970) 7.55 The Desert Fox. (1951) 9.30 The Pirates of Blood River. (1962) 11.00 The Desert Rats. (1953) 12.30 Roxie Hart. (1942) 1.50 When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth. (1970) 3.30 The Pirates of Blood River. (1962) 5.00 The Desert Fox. (1951) 6.30 The Desert Rats. (1953) 8.00 Gardens of Stone. (1987) 10.00 Thief. (1981) 12.10 A Man Called Horse. (1970) 2.10 Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. (1986) 3.40 Chaplin Today: A Woman of Paris. (2003) 4.10 USTop 10. 4.30 Roxie Hart. (1942)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 ICC Cricket World. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 8.25 U Can Do It. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.25 Football First: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Matcn Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Super League. 8.00 Gillette World Sport. 8.30 Live Rugby Union: NPC. 10.30 Live International Rugby Union. 1.00 Gaelic Games. 2.00 Live Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 4.00 Live Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 6.00 International Rugby Union. 7.00 Live Golf: NEC Invitational. 11.00 European Seniors Golf. 2.00 Spanish Super Cup Football. 4.00 Moto +. 4.30 Motor Racing; Caterham Eurocup. 5.00 Class 1 Powerboating. 5.30 Free Wheelin’.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Athletics. 9.00 Racing News. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 European Seniors Golf. 5.00 Class 1 Powerboating. 5.30 Gillette World Sport. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 9.00 Live Spanish Super Cup Football. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Max Power. 3.00 Cricket: C & G Trophy. 5.00 Gillette World Sport. 5.30 Moto •»■.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Football. 9.00 Snooker. 10.45 WTA Tennis. 11.45 WTA Tennis. 12.45 Live GP2 Racing. 1.45 Live Snooker. 5.00 Strongest Man. 6.00 Live Vl/TA Tennis. 7.30 Uve Snooker. 10.00 YOZ Mag. 10.30 Volleyball. 0.00 Volleyball.


SKY ONE


6.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Oliver Beene. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 11.00 Oliver Beene. 11.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 12.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. i.OO Oliver Beene. 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Stargale SG-1. 4.00 Ultimate Super Villains. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 8.00 Trekkies. 9.00 Road Wars. 10.00 Red Scorpion. 11.00 Trekkies. 12.00 Stargate SG -1 .1.00 24.1.50 Is Harry on the Boat?. 2.40 Fight School. 3.30 Aggro. 4.20 South Park. 4.45 South Park. 5.10 Star Trek; The Next Generation.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Dangerfield. 6.55 Doctor Who Omnibus. 8.20 My Hero. 9.00 My’ Hero. 9.40 My Hero. 10.20 My Hero. 11.00 My Hero. 11.40 My Hero. 12.20 My Hero. 1.00 My Hero. 1.40 My Hero. 2.20 My Hero. 3.00 My Hero. 3.40 My Hero. 4.20 My Hero. 5.00 My Hero. 5.55 The Blue Planet. 6.55 Pole to Pole. 7.55 Only Fools and Horses. 9.00 Taggart. 11.10 I'm Alan Partridge. 11.50 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 12.25 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 1.00 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 2.15 Taggart. 4.10 The A-Team. 5.05 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 5.25 My


Hero. BBC THREE


7.00 Three's Outtakes. 7.10 Doctor Who Confidential. 7.40 Mind. Body and Kick Ass Moves with Chris Crudelli. 8.10 The Week the Women Went. 8.40 The Week the Women Went. 9.10 Little Britain. 9.40 The Mighty Boosh. 10.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.40 Tv;o Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.10 Kevin and Perry Go Large. 12.25 The Smoking Room. 12.55 The Mighty Boosh. 1.25 Tenerife's Eastenders. 2.20 Blood on the Turntable. 3.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


LIVING TV


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Showdown. 3.30 Celebrity Fit Club USA. 4.30 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 5.00 Nanny 911. 5.50 The Xtra Factor - The Joy of X. 6.50 Package Holiday Undercover. 7.55 The Xtra Factor. 8.55 What Tabby Did Next. 9.55 Fatal Instinct. 11.45 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 12.15 Elvis Mania; All Shook Up. 1.15 The X Factor. 2.15 Poor Little Rich Girls. 2.40 Emmerdale Omnibus. 5.05 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Outside Edge. 6.55 Second Thoughts. 7.55 Home to Roost. 8.55 Rising Damp. 10.00 Mapp and Lucia. 11.05 Outside Edge. 12.05 Second Thoughts. 1.10 Home to Roost. 1.40 Home to Roost. 2.10 Kavanagh QC. 3.50 Rising Damp. 4.20 Rising Damp. 4.50 Film File. 5.05 Mapp and Lucia. 6.05 Robin of Sherwood. 7.10 The Railway Children. 9.10 Kavanagh QC. 10.50 Shampoo. 1.00 The Bill. 2.00 The Bill. 3.05 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV3 Nightscreen.


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Titch. 7.45 Molly's Gang. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Elmo's World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Extreme Makeover. 5.00 Celebrity Extra. 5.10 Charmed. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America's Next Top Model. 9.00 Most Haunted. 11.00 Dead Famous. 12.00 Terror in the Mall. 1.45 Cameron Diaz: Style Star. 2.10 Celebrity Extra. 2.35 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 3.25 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry. 3.50 E Love. 4.15 Secret Suburbia. 4.40 Ufe with Bonnie. 5.05 Happy Family. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Robot Wars: Sixth Wars. 12.00 Storm Chasers: Revenge of the Twister. 2.00 Outer Limits. 4.00 Robot Wars: Sixth Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Robocop Prime Directives: Crash and Burn. 10.00 Storm Chasers: Revenge of the Twister. 11.50 Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Next Generation. 1.30 Dark Angel. 3.30 Ray Bradbury. 4.00 Outer Limits.


Batman Forever, Sky Movies 1,8pm


The third installment in the "Bat­ man" series. Here the Caped Cru­ sader must once again contend with two strange-looking, personal­ ity-impaired villains. First, there's maniacal ex-DA Harvey Two-Face, then there's the wise-cracking, hyperactive Riddler, whose alter- ego Edward Nygma is a nerdy, highly disgruntled ex-employee of Bruce Wayne. Batman also has to contend with Dick Grayson, a young, orphaned acrobat who desperately wants to become Batman s crime-fighting sidekick in order to get revenge.


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Milkshakel Summer. 7.25 Elmo’s World. (R) 7.40 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.25 Bird Bath. (R) 8.35 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Beyblade. (T) 10.05 Dragon Booster. 10.35 The Tribe. (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 Built for the Kill: Bird of Prey. (R ) (T) 2.20 F ILM : Time at the Top. (1998) Starring Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Bus- field, Gabrielle Boni. (T) 4.20 FILM: A Dog of Flanders. (1999) Starring Jack Warden, Jere­ my James Kissner, Je sse James. (T)


BBC1


6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (C) 6.50 Boo!. (R) (C) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.50 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.10 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C ) 10.30 The Basii Brush Show. (R) (C) 10.55 What’s New Scoo- by Doo?. (R) (C) 11.15 The Story of Tracy Beaker. (R ) (C) 11.35 C B BC Show Selecta. 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C ) 1.00 Grandstand. 1.10 Show Jumping. 2.30 Around the Grounds. 2.40 Special Olympics. 3.40 Footbail Half-Times. 3.50 Top 10 Athietics Moments. (C) 4.25 Keliy Hoimes Interview. (C) 4.30 Final Score. Ray Stubbs provides ail the results, reports and reaction from the Premiership.


5.20 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.40 Weakest Link. Anne Robinson pre­ sents a special edition of the quick- fire general knowledge quiz. Nine TV judges and experts compete to win up to 50,000 pounds for charity. (C)


6.35 He’s Having a Baby. Davina McCall follows eight young men on their jour­ ney to becoming first time fathers. The future fathers undertake their first ‘Dad Assignment’. (C)


7.35 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which five contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their share of a cash jack­ pot. (C)


8.20 C a su a lty . Guppy takes decisive action to uncover his dad’s unethical dealings with a drugs company. Sele­ na’s recovery suffers a serious set­ back. (C)


9.10 The Vicar of Dibley. (2004) Christ­ mas edition of the ecclesiastical sit­ com. It is ten years since Geraldine arrived and the villagers are deter­ mined to celebrate it. But things go badly wrong. (R) (C)


10.05 News; Weather. (C) 10.25 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker is joined by Alan Hansen and Jamie Redknapp for highlights from all eight of today’s B a rc la y s Premiership games. (C)


11.45 F ILM : F is t of Le g e n d . (1994) Remake of Fist of Fury in which a


, ' martial arts master returns to Shang-r V; hai to find his teacher has been mur-, - dered and his school has been taken ^ overbytheJapanese.StarringJetLi,: , Billy Chow, Ada Choi. ( C )


: 1.30 Joins BBC News 24. , : ; Casuatty, BBC1,8.25pm


Claire persuades Charlie and Luke to scatter Pete’s ashes with her by the sea. But she soon starts behav­ ing erraticaily and demands to know what happened to her brother. Later, as they ail get in the car to go home, Claire deliberately drives off the harbour and into the water. Luke manages to pull Char­ lie out of the water to safe­ ty, but will Claire get out? Elsewhere, Harry tells Will that Selena has MRSA and


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 R a ch e l’s Favourite Food. (2004) (C) 12.00 Talking Movies. (C) 12.25 FILM: Cinema Combat: Hollywood Goes to War. (1998) (C) 2.05 FILM: Battle Cry. (1955) Starring Van Heflin, Tab Hunter, Dorothy Malone. (C) 4.30 Some Mothers Do ’Ave 'Em. (R ) (C ) 5.00 Flog lt!.(R)(C) 6.00 The World of Nat King Cole. A portrait of the popular entertainer.


7.30 B B C P rom s 2005: Prom 49 Guibaidulina/Beethoven. Kurt Mazur conducts the LPO and Choir. (C)


9.40 D u n k irk . Docudrama about events at Dunkirk in 1940. (R) (C)


10.40 FILM: To End All Wars. (2001)


; • . World War II drama about four • Allied POW’s who endure harsh : treatment from their Japanese •


' ; : ,a railroad through the Burmese , jungle. Starring Robert Carlyle, • Kiefer Sutherland, Ciarah McMe-; namin. (C)


;


12.30 FILM: Roadracers. (1994) Drama '


about a young rebel in small-town: 50s America who falls .foul of the local sheriff. From the director of "E l Mariachi'. Starring David Arquette, Salma Hayek, Helen


, : Shaver. (C) ” 2.00 BBC Learnitig Zone. FIVE


6.10 FILM: National Lampoon's Vaca­ tion. (1983) Broad farce in which an accident-prone dad heads for Califor­ nia with his family, determined to give them the vacation of a lifetime. Star- , ring Chevy Chase, Beverly D’Angelo.


8.00 Charmed. The evil Stillman sisters manage to steal the Charmed Ones’ identities and powers. (R) (T)


8.45 five news. (T) 9.10 C S I : Crime S cen e Investigation. Sara and Greg investigate a swingers’


party. (R) (T)


10.10 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Benson and Stabler investigate when the battered body of a young girl in foster care is discovered. (T)


11.05 The Shield. (T) 12.05 The Ultimate Poker.com Show­ down.


1.10 FILM: Postcards from the Edge. (1990) Starring Meryl Streep. (T) 2.55 The Love Boat. 3.40 Sunset Beach. (T) 4.25 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 10.30 FIrTurkish Grand Prix Qualifying. 12.10 ITV News; Weather. 12.15 Granada News and Weather. 12.25 F ILM : Winchester 73. (1950) Starring James Stewart, Shelley Winters, Dan Duryea. 2.05 Britain’s Best Back Gardens. 2.35 FILM; The Ladykillers. (1955) Starring Alec Guinness, Cecil Park­ er, Herbert Lorn. 4.20 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


her condition is serious. Meanwhile, a girl called


Fleur comes into the hospi­ tal with her boyfriend and flirts with Sam, much to Tess’s disapproval.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Cubeez. (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 7.00 French Football: Le Champi- onnat. 7.30 Thunder Racing at the Rock. 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 9.00 The Guardian Sport Talk Show. (T ) 10.00 Cricket: C&G Semi-Final. (T) 1.45 Chan­ nel 4 Racing from Sandown Park, Chester and Beverley. (R) (T) 3.35 Cricket: C&G Semi-Final. (T) 6.35 C4 News;. (T) 7.10 The Worst Jobs in History. Doc­ umentary series about some of the least popular jobs throughout history. (R) (T)


8.10 Hitler’s Children. A look at how, shortly before the end of the war. Hitler sent children into a battle that had long since been lost. (T)


' 9.10 F ILM ; A s Good a s it Ge ts, i


(1997) Heartwarming comedy ;


' drama about a disgruntled, misan­ thropic novelist who falls for a :


; - - ; ; ; . waitress, and gradually rediscov- S ers his emotions. Starring Jack


i >v:’ : Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg Kin- near. (T)


11.45 V Fest iva l: Highlights. Vernon Kay, Cat Deeley and Edith Bow­ man present the highlights.


1.25 Cricket Highlights: C&G Semi-Final. 1.55 Six Feet Under. (2001) (R) (T) 3.10 Chris Isaak. (T) 4.05 Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (R) (T) 4.40 Clubhouse. (T) 5.30 Maybe It’s Me. (R) 5.55 Cubeez. (T)


r4.35 FILMtiD rrN o.* (1962) Classiot James Bond adventure in which!


, -, -


f


’ 007 uncovers the acb’vities of Dri No, who ha s designs upon the! ' ' Americari missile base at Cape 1


. ..Canaveral and plots to blackmail! the US. Starring Sean Connery,'! . . . . Ursula Andress, Joseph Wiseman. 1


5.55 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


! 6.10 ■ FILMt’Dr Nb:{1962) Conclusion of 1 I


. today’s Jame s Bond adventure, j Starring Sean Connery, Ursula,


: . • Andress, Joseph Wiseman. . i 6.50 T h e X F a c to r . Kate Thornton returns with a second series of the talent show, in which judges Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh tour the country looking for the next singing sensa­ tion.


7.55 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Celebrity. Special edition of the quiz show in which celebrities hope to win a million for charity. Guests are Angela Rippon and Dermot Murnaghan, plus Ricky Tomlinson and Jo Brand. (R)


8.55 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


9.10 E lv is Mania. A celebration of the music of Elvis Presley, with perfor­ mances by Katherine Jenkins, Mica Paris, G4, Peter Andre, Tony Hadley, Katie Melua, Russell Wat­ son and the Bad Girls cast.


10.10 E lv is By The P re s le y s . An inti­ mate view of Elvis through inter­ views with his former wife, his daughter and previously unseen television performances, pho­ tographs from the Presley Estate and home movies. (R)


: 12.10 F ILM : P a ra d ise Road . (1997) Uplifting drama based on a true


s to ry .s e t in a .W W I lw om e n ’s- . , : I prison camp. Faced with spending


■ ■! ■ ; the rest of the war behind barbed , wire in Japan, a group of women form a choir. Stam'ng Glenn Close,


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. • ; ;; Pauline Collins, Frances McDor- ,m and .,.,


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2.00 E lv is Forever. A celebration of Elvis’s legacy, with early footage of the legend himself and covers of his classics from Pet Shop Boys, Fine Young Cannibals, ZZTop, Ali­ son Moyet and UB40. (R)


2.55 The Magnificent Seven. (R) 3.45 Entertainment Now!. (R) 4.35 Mixmasters. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 6.30 Oswald. (R) 6.45 Titch. 6.55 Milk­ shake! Summer. 7.25 Elmo’s World. (R) ^40 Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R ) 8.30 Bird Bath. (R) 8.40 Franklin. (R ) 9.10 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 FILM: Wishbone’s Dog Days of the West. (1998) Starring Christie Abbott. (T) 11.35 Billie, Girl of the Future. (T) 12.05 Rooted. (T) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 FILM: Caravan to Vaccares. (1974) Starring Charlotte Rampling. (T) 3.05 FILM: The Adventures of Huck Finn. (1993)


starring Elijah Wood. (T) 5.00 Two and a Half Men. (R)(T) 5.55 news. (T)


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6.15 ■ FILM: Fairy Tale: A True Story. Peri­ od drarria set in Edwardian England,;


f . . — based on a true,story. Starring'Flo-, rence Hoath, Elizabeth Eari (T)


8.00 FILM: Mr Deeds. (2002) Goofy com­ edy set In New,York about a green-


■ horn who inherits a vast fortune from a distant relative, but some unscrupu­ lous characters are determined to get themoney.StarrlngAdamSandler.fr),


• BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.05 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 News 24 Sunday. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Britain at War. A Nation Remembers. (C) 12.30 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.35 Keeping Up Appear­ ances. (R) (C) 1.05 FILM: Cocoon. (1985) Starring Don Ameche, Hume Cronyn, Wilford Brimley (C) 2.55 EastEnders. (C) 4.45 Lifeline. Charles Dance appeals on behalf of Rokpa UK, which works to improve the lives of the poorest peo­ ple around the world whatever their religion, nationality or background.


(C)


5.00 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones intro­ duces more of the best bits from the past year, this time featuring the joy, the excitement and the mishaps that arose when children were invited to make music. (C)


5.35 Dealing with Dickinson. David Dick­ inson tries to transform six antiques novices into professional dealers in six weeks. David’s furious that his novices have criticized his taste and queried his judgement. (C)


6.35 S t ra u s s : The Waltz K ing. Lesley Garrett presents a docudrama about the history of the waltz and the bitter story of the Strausses, father and son rivals who began a 100-year dance craze throughout Europe. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C)


8.00 " FILM:The Coiirit of Monte Cristo.' (2002) Remake of the Dumas adven­


ture tale of romance and vengeance. A sailor, wrongfully imprisoned for 13.


; ‘ ■ years, is determined to escape and ’


exact revenge upon his persecutors. Starring James Cav iezel, Guy Pearce, Richard Harris.(C)


la o d News; Weather. (C) 10.20 Panorama Special. John Ware has spent the weeks since the London bombs travelling to Britain’s Muslim communities, discovering whether their leaders can tackle the growth of extremism in their midsl. (C)


'11.20 ' FILM: U p ’N’ Under. (1997) Sports : comedy. An ex-rugby player bets his


: T life savings that his hopeless p ub: team will beat the league champions' - with the help of a sexy female fit- ness instructor. Starring Samantha;


! - .


Janus, Gary Olsen. Neil Morrissey., (C)


12.55 Joins BBC News 24.


SI NDAY, .VUGUST 21ST ' ........................... ITV1


Warlords, Channel 4 ,8pm


While their nations fought a war of weapons, the war- iords fought a war of the mind in which they lied, schemed, charmed, flat­ tered and cheated to win. These psychological duels decided the strategy for the greatest battles in his­ tory.


This last episode reveals the American President's enormous gamble in decid­ ing to give Stalin every­ thing he wanted in the


BBC2


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo! (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.10 What’s New Scooby Doo? (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 Natural World. (R) (C) 12.50 The Super League Show. 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. 1.35 Cycling; Women’s World Cup. 1.45 Golf: Boys Amateur. 1.55 Showjumping. 4.00 Grand P r ix A th le t ic s . Hazel Irvine introduces live athletics. (C)


7.00 Top of the Pops. This week’s best-selling singles. (C)


7.35 Malcolm in the Middle. Hal and the boys get competitive.


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8.00 Ray Mears’ B u sh c ra ft . Ray Mears explores the world of


bushcraft. (R) (C)


9.00 Coast. Nicholas Crane presents a journey around UK. (C)


10.00 Trevor’s World of Sport. Sitcom about a sports agent. (R) (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles is joined by Alan Hansen and Graeme Le Saux. (C)


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11.20 Arrested Development. (C) 11.40 FILM: Cookie’s Fortune. (1999) Languid ensemble piece, centring,;


< •• on a large Southern family,Ini which the death of a matriarch:; sparks'the revelation of long-held ; family secrets. Starring Glenn


, , Close, Patricia Neal. (C) , 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


9.55 ? FILM: Police Academy. (1984) The; '


comic antics of inept police recruits, who enlist when the mayor of an


i ‘ American city waives all entry require^ ' , ' menls. Starring Steve Guttenberg, ’


Kim Cattrall, Bubba Smith. (T) _


11.50 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (R) 12.45 US Major League Baseball Live. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (R) 4.30 Dutch Football.


(R)


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 10.50 cd:uk. 11.50 ITV News; Weather. 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.00 F I :Tu rk ish Grand Prix Live. 3.00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 3.30 Bar­ bara. (R) 4.00 Quincy, ME. 5.00 Fat Families. The Dale children clash with school bullies, and the Brinkleys battle each other. The


second weigh-in leaves no doubt about who is pulling their weight and who isn’t.


hope that the Soviet leader would collaborate with him to create a world of peace­ ful and free nations; a gam­ ble that went disastrously wrong.


CHANNEL 4


6.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.30 Trans World Sport. (T) 7.30 TDK Athletics. 8.00 British Formula 3.8.30 World Superbikes. 9.00 Futurama. 9.30 Pepsi Max Downloaded: McFly. (R) 10.45 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 1.15 Friends. (R) (T) 1.45 V Festival: Highlights. 3.25 FILM: The Longest Day. (1962) Starring John Wayne, Robert Mitchum. fT) 6.35 Lost. Jack and Hurley discover an alarming secret about Kate. (R)


7.30 C4 News;. fT) 8.00 Warlords. This episode reveals Roosevelt’s enormous gamble in deciding to give Stalin everything


he wanted. fT)


9.00 Big Brother:The Winner’s Story. 10.00 T h e Big Eat. Documentary about


a British contender on the world stage of competitive eating. (T)


11.10 Ms Dynamite: Video Exclusive. Exclusive play of Ms Dynamite’s new single Judgement Day.


11.15 V Festival: Highlights. Vernon Kay, Cat Deeley and Edith Bow­ man present highlights of the 10th anniversary V Festival from Chelmsford.


12.55 Pirate Soundclash. (R) (T)-1.10 KOTV. (T) 1.40 French Football. 3.30 Speedway Grand Prix. 4.25 Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (R) (T) 4.50 Club­ house. (R) (T) 5.35 Maybe It’s Me. (R) fT)


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5.30 Animal A r r iv a ls . Tony meets some new arrivals at the Knowsley Safari Park, while Gemma visits the South Lakes Wild Animal Park and helps with the release of a newly-arrived.cheetah.


6.00 The Real Good L i fe . By mid­ autumn, the harvest is over and cash is running short. The Aldridges pull together and make money from scrap, while the Smiths get six turkeys to fatten for Christmas.


6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news, plus national weather.


7.00 Emmerdale. Marlon’s lucky knife


goes AWOL and all fingers point to a jealous Donna. A spate of anonymous phone ca l ls gets Matthew’s goat. Ja rv is crosses swords with Carl.


7.30 Coronation S tre e t . Gail and Eileen fight for Phil. Rita gives Nor­ ris a nasty shock - leaving him wondering about his future. Keith’s plain northern charm wins the day with Audrey-just.


8.00 Where the Heart Is . Danny and Kim keep their romance secret. Megan goes into labour at Nathan’s leaving party. Sally helps Jack with his estranged grandson. There’s a fire at the Boothes’ house.


9.00 Agatha C h r is t ie ’s Poirot. An heiress and society girl is accused of a double murder, and Poirot has only five days to investigate before she is hanged. (R)


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.10 The South Bank Show. Profile of Parisian artist Sophie Calle, whose latest work features fragments from her own fascinating life story juxtaposed with Freud's psychoan­ alytical theories.


12.10 F I :T u r k is h Grand P r ix High­ lights. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Turkish Grand Prix from the Otodrom circuit, Istanbul, with commentary by James Allen and Marlin Brundle, and analysis . from Mark Blundell.


1.00 Motorsport UK. 1.40 World Sport. 2.05 Trisha. (R) 3.05 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 4.00 The Pitts. (R) 4.25 Redcoats. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early


Morning News. SKY MOVIES 1


6.20 Devil Winds. (2003) 8.05 Snow Walker. (2003) 10.00 Zolar. (2004) 11.30 Tornado Warning. (2002) 1.10 Kid Cop. (1996) 2.50 Devil Winds. (2003) 4.30 Snow Walker. (2003) 6.20 Tornado Warning. (2002) 8.00 The Missing. (2003) 10.20 Mystic River. (2003) 12.40 Panther. (1995) 2.50 Femme Fatale. (2002) 4.45 Kid Cop.


(1996) SKY MOVIES 2


6.25 With Honors. (1994) 8.15 School of Rock. (2004) 10.15 A Message from Holly. (1992) 12.00 Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home. (1995) 2.00 With Honors. (1994) 4.00 School of Rock. (2004) 6.00 Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home. (1995) 8.00 Superman II. (1900) 10.10 The Four Feathers. (2002) 12.25 Blue Crush. (2002) 2.25 Ed Wood. (1994) 4.35 A Message from Holly.


(1992) SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Rock around the Clock. (1956) 7.30 Africa Screams. (1949) 9.00 Rio Lobo. (1970) 11.00 Rock around the Clock. (1956) 12.30 Africa Screams. (1949) 2.00 The Golden Voyage of SInbad. (1974) 4.00 Rio Lobo. (1970) 6.00 Mr Deeds Goes to Town. (1936) 8.00 The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. (1974) 10,00 Blow Out. (1981) 11.55 Straw Dogs. (1971) 1.55 Schizo. (1976) 3.50 Mr Deeds Goes to Town. (1936)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics; Oz Style. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 Football First: Match Choice. 8.30 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 10.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.00 Ford Super Sunday. 3.30 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Ford Football Special. 9.30 Football League Review. 10.30 British Superbikes.


2.00 Close. SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Golf: NEC Invitational. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Gillette World Sport. 1.00 Live Cricket; Totesport League. 7.00 Close. 7.30 Live Goll: NEC Invitational. 11.30 European Seniors Golf. 2.30


Close. SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Max Power. 7.00 International Rugby Union. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Class 1 Powerboating. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Close. 1.00 Live British Superbikes. 4.30 Molo +. 5.00 Wild Spirits. 5.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 6.30 British Superbikes. 10.00 WWE Late Night • Alterburn. 11.00 VWE Late Night - Velocity. 1.00 Indy Car Series. 3.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 GP2 Racing. 8.00 Uve GP2 Racing. 8.45 Badminton. 9.30 WTA Tennis. 10.30 Snooker. 12.00 Live Motocross. 1.00 Volleyball. 2.00 Live Snooker. 5.00 Uve Athletics: lAAF Super Grand Prix. 7.00 Motocross. 8.00 Uve Snooker. 11.00 Motorsports Weekend. 11.30 WTA Tennis. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Oliver Beene. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 1.00 Oliver Beene. 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.30 Futurama. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Stargate SG-1. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.00 Shameful Secrets of the 90s. 10.30 Scrubs. 11.00 Myths. Monsters and Hobbits. 12,00 Stargate SG-1.1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 Long Way Round. 2.40 South Park. 3.05 South Park. 3.30 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 3,55 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 Transformers: Armada. 5.35 Yu-


Gi-Oh!. UKTV GOLD gAtELillTE PICK OF THE PAY Supemian II, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


When terrorists threaten to destroy Paris wHh a thermonuclear dewce as they hold reporter Lois Lane (Margrt Kidder) hostage. Superman (Chnsto- pher Reeve) conies to the rescue and


flings the er, its blast outside the earth s orbit


0'Halloran)Jh^ ^


awakens Zod (Terence Stamp), U i^ _______ home planet of Krypton


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Titch. 7.45 Molly’s Gang. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9J25 Hi-5.10.00 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Dr 90210.11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 America’s Next Top Model. 1.00 Arachnophobla. 3.05 Bewitched: Making Movie Magic. 3.35 Will and Grace. 4.30 The 2005 Teen Choice. 6.00 Biggest Loser. 7.00 Showb'iz Moms and Dads. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 CSI: Miami. 10.00 CSI. 12.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 12.55 Girlfriends. 1.25 Three Sisters. 1.50 Miracles. 2.35 Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 3.25 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 3.50 E Love. 4.15 Secret Suburbia. 4.40 Life with Bonnie. 5.05 Happy Family. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI 2od and his part-


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Drop Dead Fred. 2.00 The Dead Zone. 4.00 The Princess Bride. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Code Name: Eternity. 8.00 The Princess Bride. ,10.00 Species III. 12.05 The Dead Zono.2.05‘DeepEvil.4.00-The Pretender. i ' .


6.00 GMTV2.9.25 Sting in Profile. 9.50 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest for the Best. 10.50 The Xtra Factor - The Joy of X. 11.50 The X Factor. 12.55 The Xtra Factor. 1.55 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.40 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson’s Quest for the Best. 8.00 The X Factor. 10.05 Bad Lads’ Army: Officer Class. 11.05 Bad Lads’ Army: Privates Exposed. 11.35 Coronation SUeeL 12.05 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson’s Quest for the Best. 1.05 cd:uk. 1.55 Teleshopping. 4.551TV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Raffles. 6.55 Robin of Sherwood. 7.55 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 8.50 Survival. 9.55 Charles Darwin. 10.55 Savage Planet. 11.25 Raffles. 12.35 Rumpole of the Bailey. 1.35 Robin of Sherwood. 2.40 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 3,45 The Railway Children. 5.50 Rumpole of the Bailey. 6.55 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Henry VIII. 9.00 The ‘Burbs. 11.00 The Vice. 12.35 The, ‘Burbs. 2.35 ; Teleshopping. 3.05 ITV3 ' N)ghtscreen;3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus, r ) .•> j ' *


6.00 Dangerfield. 6.55 Doctor Who. 8.20 Scott of the Antarctic. 10.25 2polnt4 Children. 11.05 2point4 Children. 11.45 2point4 Children. 12.25 As Time . Goes By. 1.05 As Time Goes By. 1.45 As Time Goes By. 2.25 2point4 Children. 3.05 2point4 Children. 3.45 2point4 Children. 4.20 2polnt4 Children. 4.55 Scott of the Antarctic. 7.00 As Time Goes By. 7.40 As Time Goes By. 8.20 As Time Goes By. 9.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 9.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.20 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.40 The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc. 2.35 Jonathan Creek. 3.45 The A-Team. 4.40 The A-Team. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 The Week the Women Went 8.30 The Week the Women Went. 9.00 Uttle Britain. 9.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.00 My Penis and 1.11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.30 The Smoking Room, 12.00 Ideal. 12.30 Good Girls Don’t. 12,50 Desperate Midwives. 1,20 Desperate Midwives. 1.50 My Penis and I. v2.50T>vo Pints .of Lager and a Packet of C^ps. ' ' 3.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of C risps..


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