QF Focus Magazine
As we walked my dog did what all doggies do ...he had a poo. Now me being a responsible dog owner brought out the poo bag and cleaned up the offending poo. All cleaned up we continued on our walk with the intention of placing the offending bag in a bin. The two bins we came across were both brimming over with literally hundreds of poo bags
...now if I and other responsible dog owners can be bothered to clean up our dog mess then surely the other part of the deal is that the local authorities provide a place to place the mess
in...come on councils it's over to you.
Collective nouns. Many years ago in my distant past a School Master introduced the class to the wonderful world of collective nouns...you know the sort of
thing...My favourite being "A parliament of owls". Now 2017 is upon us I have been wondering what the year ahead holds in store for us slaves to the establishment. We are ordered
..organised and instructed by a variety of establishment interests, none of which appear to do anything to favour us
...so this year look out for ..."A sin of politicians"...or "A thieve of Capitalists"
...followed by "A condom of Catholics" and rounded off with "A google of intellectuals". They are all out to get ya.
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