14 • October 2014 • UPBEAT TIMES


What’s Up FALL Guide! JOKES & Humor # 6 broker, “it’s only $1 a share.”


“Buy me 1,000 shares,” said Jones. The next day the stock was at $2.


Harold & Nancy Rogers ant the 4th Annual Heirloom Festival.


I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best


calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I


believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe


in miracles. Audrey Hepburn


Mr. Jones called the broker and said, “You were right! Buy me 5000 more shares.” The next day Mr. Jones looked in the paper and the stock was at $4.


Mr. Jones ran to the phone and called the broker. “Buy me 10,000 more shares,” said Mr. Jones. “Great,” said the broker.


The next day when Mr. Jones looked in the paper the stock was at $9. Seeing what a great profi t he had in just a few days, he phoned and told the broker, “Sell all my shares.”


The broker said, “To whom? You were the only one buying that stock.”


A stockbroker was “cold calling” about a penny stock and found Mr. Jones, a client. “I think this one will really move,” said the


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14 • October 2014 • UPBEAT TIMES To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there. ~Barbara Bush


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