SEPTEMBER AUGUST 21-SEPTEMBER 20
VIRGO Try not to let their whiny victim monologue wear you down, dear. Remind them that they put themselves on that spinning wheel. If folks are throwing knives, maybe they should climb off that wheel. Don’t forget to look in the mir- ror to see if that monologue is coming from you. (8 Swords)
NOVEMBER 21 – DECEMBER 20
SAGITTARIUS Careful on the home front. You may want to play Daddy but make sure you aren’t messing around in someone else’s sandbox. Home harmony could be disrupted if you go poaching this month. (Sun)
RESOURCES tarotscopes by stephanie arwen lynch Look out, September birthday kids! There may be a man with a big staff who’s a little excited to see you. Okay, so
it’s really theKing of Rods. He’s the idea man so write down those crazy little thoughts. One of them could be a deal- changer. Happy birthday to September darlings: Lily Tomlin, Leonard Bernstein, Geoffrey Beene and Richard Gere.
SEPTEMBER 21-OCTOBER 20
LIBRA Don’t hesitate. That golden opportunity really is golden. Reach out and grab it (or them) with both hands. You’ve got big things coming your way in September as long as you re- member not to hesitate. Now is not the time to overanalyze, honey. (Wheel of Fortune)
OCTOBER 21 – NOVEMBER 20
SCORPIO Now is the time to let that infa- mous Scorpio wit fly. You will see who stays and who flees and you only want the ones that stay, sugar. This is war, you need to use the weapons the Universe gave you—your tongue and your wit. (Five of Swords)
DECEMBER 21 – JANUARY 20
CAPRICORN Oh my practical Capricorns! It’s one of those months where you are asked to do too much. Why do you always say yes? Practice this word with me— NO. Now say it again—NO. Un- less it is to that stunning smile coming your way. That one, that’s a yes!(10 of Wands)
FEBRUARY 21 – MARCH 20
PISCES Ouch, baby—just call out for the entire month. You need some R&R big time! Turn down all business obligations. Say yes only to the things that will rejuvenate you. You need to make time for recess this month. (4 Swords)
MAY 21 – JUNE 20
GEMINI Really, do you think you can let someone else fight your battle this month? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Well, between you and me, those f*ckers need that boot where you want to put it. Just make sure you close the door this time. Let it be over. (9 Wands)
MARCH 21 – APRIL 20
ARIES Why’s everybody always pick- ing on you? Don’t they know that you could give a rat’s ass about their opinion? Hang in there. Someone needs to receive a piece of your mind— bitch-style. Remind them of who you are and why you rule. (Judgment)
JUNE 21 – JULY 20
CANCER Answer that call to go deeper into your studies. Hire that PI if you need to, but learn all you can about them before you make any commitments. You might want to put yourself in self-imposed time out on any romance. (Hermit)
JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 20
AQUARIUS They call you flaky and weird, but this is your month to rule the world. You and your closest friends can stage a takeover if you focus on your strengths. This is about a committee who lays down the law then follows it to the end. (World)
APRIL 21 – MAY 20
TAURUS Well aren’t you just the finest thing on the block this month? It’s your chance to get a little something-something with that special someone. Don’t have a special someone? Go find a special someone-right- now. You are on a romantic roll this month.(10 Cups)
JULY 21 – AUGUST 20
LEO Good Lord everyone! MOVE! Leo coming through. You are going to be large and in- charge this month. I suggest you hook up with an Aquarius so you can drive while they plot to take over the world. You are definitely the HMFICOE* this month. (Chariot) *Head Mother F*cker In Charge of Everything
Stephanie Arwen Lynch has been reading Tarot since 1980. She combined her love of Tarot and Astrology to do monthly Tarotscope podcasts. She is an enthusiastic member of the LGBTQI community and president of The American Tarot Association. You can get an in-depth Tarot consultation with Arwen by visiting
tarotbyarwen.com.The Rage Monthlyreaders can get a 10% discount by mentioning the magazine.
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