Harold & Ethel. Harold: How’s your new hearing aid dear? Ethel: It’s fantastic, apparently it’s the state of the art, latest digital technology. I know it was very expansive Harold, but it’s absolutely perfect. Harold: It doesn’t matter about the cost dear, as long as you’re happy. What kind is it ? Ethel: 'Quarter past three..'
With elections looming be careful who you vote for ! Solutions are not the answer. Dan Quayle.
Derrr, sorry Dan, but that’s exactly what they are. A zebra does not change it’s spots. Al Gore. I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them. George Bush.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? 'You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what Martha?' 'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. 'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...
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