Harold & Ethel. Harold: How’s your new hearing aid dear? Ethel: It’s fantastic, apparently it’s the state of the art, latest digital technology. I know it was very expansive Harold, but it’s absolutely perfect. Harold: It doesn’t matter about the cost dear, as long as you’re happy. What kind is it ? Ethel: 'Quarter past three..'
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. With the Formula 1 season now underway how much do we miss
Murray Walker. Example. “We now have exactly the same situation as we did at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.”
Solutions are not the answer. Dan Quayle.
Derrr, sorry Dan, but that’s exactly what they are. A zebra does not change it’s spots. Al Gore. I have opinions of my own, strong opinions,
but I don’t always agree with them. George Bush. And people voted for these men ?
This Recession has hit everybody.... CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
British Petroleum has laid off 25 Lords and 30 MP'S.
Pound Street in London has been renamed Fifty Pence Street. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. but I don’t know into what religion yet.
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, But David has nothing on Kevin Keegan.
Parents in Mayfair sacked the nannies and learned their children's names.
David Beckham. Chile have three options, they could win or they could lose.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!
A picture now only paints 500 words. 3.
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