There are some things that the brain cannot handle. HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? You have to try this, it takes 2 seconds. We could not believe this so we got everyone in the office to try it. It works with women as well! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............. This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It’s pre-programmed in your brain! 1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand.. Your foot will change direction. And there's nothing you can do about it! We know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.
If You Can’t Say Anything Nice !
Drew Barrymore sings so badly deaf people refuse to watch her lips move. Woody Allen.
I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by it’s tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with it’s claws. Charles Baudelaire. We assume he was talking about Wagner the composer, but it could also apply to the bloke on X Factor.
Beethoven’s last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. Thomas Beecham.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was happily married, the problem was his wife wasn’t. Victor Borge.
Bad things come in threes. A good example of that is Atomic Kitten. Whenever I think of Atomic Kitten, I’m saddened because I think there’s a supermarket somewhere in the north that’s three girls short. Jimmy Carr.
How Garth Brooks achieved superstar status remains as much a mystery as the Marie Celeste. Fred Dellar.
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Draining his glass, Murphy said, 'I must be off. I'm taking night school classes in Vietnamese.' 'Why so?' asked the bartender. 'Well, we've just adopted a Vietnamese baby and I want to know what it says when it grows up'
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