March Highlights. World Kidney Day? Are you having a laugh? We are blessed in March with an abundance of Observation & Awareness days both Nationally & Internationally. March 6 - Dentist's Day March 8 - United Nations Day for Women's Rights and International Peace. And International Women's Day. See below March 14 - International Day of Action for Rivers, Pi Day. March 15 - World Day of Muslim Culture, Peace, Dialogue and Film March 15 - World Consumer Rights Day March 20 - International Day of the Francophonie (French) March 20 - World Day of Theatre for Children and Young People March 21 - International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination. And World Poetry Day. (UNESCO) March 22 - World Day for Water, recognized by the UN March 23 - World Meteorological Day, (UN) / Pakistan Day. March 24 - International Day for Achievers, World Tuberculosis Day, recognized by the UN March 25 - International Day of Remembrance of the Victims of Slavery and the Transatlantic Slave Trade, recognized by UN March 27 - World Theatre Day Then we have:- Women's World Day of Prayer on the first Friday in March each year to observe a common day of prayer. World Book Day in the UK and Ireland will take place on Thursday 3rd March. Friday March 4th is The Great Daffodil Appeal Join offices and workplaces across the country and wear something yellow to work to raise money for our Marie Curie Nurses. World Maths Day is an online mathematics competition and will be held on Tuesday 1st March. Can’t wait! International Women's Day (8th March) is a global day celebrating the economic, political and social achievements of women. The first event was run in 1911. 2011 is the Centenary Year. But what day is Blokes Day, or don’t we get one ? World Kidney Day 10th March. The 2011 Campaign will focus on the important link between Chronic Kidney Disease and Cardiovascular Disease. National Science & Engineering Week... Science events for everyone, 11–20 March 2011
www.britishscienceassociation.org Monday 14th March is Commonwealth Day which aim to improve the lives of its citizens. Wed, 9th March is Ash Wednesday marking the first day, or the start of the season of Lent, which begins 40 days prior to Easter (Sundays are not included in the count). Brain Awareness Week (BAW) is the global campaign to increase public awareness about the progress and benefits of brain research. March 14-20, 2011.
www.dana.org Established in 1983, No Smoking Day works to support smokers who want to quit.
www.nosmokingday.org.uk Red Nose Day is back on Friday 18 March 2011. So make sure you do something funny for money! The charity was set up ten years and £75 million ago. The Sport Relief Mile is reputedly the biggest mass participation event in the world, and the weekend's television is one of the biggest events of the year. Spring arrives early this year. While March 21st is traditionally the first day of spring, the astronomical event that marks the turn of the seasons – the Vernal Equinox – occurs at 11.44 the morning of Friday the 20th. World Forestry Day is celebrated in forests around the world on 21 March. A really good excuse to go and hug a tree.
The Ventriloquist was telling Irish jokes at a club when an Irishman in the audience stood up and, in an angry voice, said to the ventriloquist “I am sick and tired of people like you taking the micky out of the Irish.”
The Ventriloquist apologised profoundly, explaining that he was sorry if he had caused offence. “I’m not talking to you.” Said the Irishman. “ I’m talking to that little fella’ on your knee.”
That bloke on the telly that does, How to look good naked, has just had his kitchen burgled. It was in the paper,
24. Gok Wan’s Woks Gone.
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