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tour bus driver is driving with a bus


load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.


he offers him a hand- ful of peanuts, which


he gratefully munches up


A


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n elderly patient from another practice


came to see Michael with a request to change from his doctor, who at that time was in his eighties


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hen asked why he wanted to change,


he replied, ―Well, ‗es been a good old boy in ‗is time of course, but e ain‘t been able to ‗ear for years


ut now ‗e can‘t see neither.‖ Editor’ note:-


ichael can be very cruel, because as I


fter about 15 min- utes, she taps him


on his shoulder again and she hands him an- other handful of peanuts


he repeats this ges- ture about five more


times W


hen she is about to hand him an-


other batch again he


asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?


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was choking with laughter at this story, which is even funnier when Michael tells it with his ‗cockney‘ accent, he launched into several more such stories. It re- minded me of an evening when we had a Vocational meeting at Michael‘s home. After the business was concluded we sat around talking and Michael began to tell us some of his stories from his ‗young doctor‘ days in Ireland. Well, he kept us in stitches (His Irish accent is as


e can't chew them because we've no


teeth,' she replied.


he puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you


buy them, then?'


he old lady replied, 'We just love


***************************************************************************************** A True Story from Michael Kehr.


funny as his cockney one) and this prompted Peter Fulham to pitch in with his Irish stories. It was one of the funniest, most enjoy- able meetings we‘ve ever had. My sides ached with laughter.


I have only published one of Michael‘s stories


because I have asked him to come up with a few more for the next edition.


D


o you have a funny or interesting true


story you would like to share? George….


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