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6.15 End of the Line. (1988) 8.00 Black Beauty. (1994) 9.45 Harriet the Spy. (1996) 11.45 Joe Somebody. (2001) 1.45 Black Beauty. (1994) 3.45 Harriet the Spy. (1996) 5.45 The First Wives Club. (1996) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Seabiscuit. (2003) 10.25 Murder by Numbers. (2001) 12.30 Seabiscuit. (2003) 2.50 Dragonfly. (2002) 4.40 Dancing on the Moon. (1998)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.05 Run the Wild Fields. (1999) 8.00 The NeverEnding Story. Part III. (1994) 9.45 Quigley. (2003) 11.35 Rabblt-Proof Fence. (2002) 1.20 Prince William. (2002) 3.00 The NeverEnding Story, Part 111. (1994) 4.40 Rabbit-Proof Fence. (2002) 6.20 Prince William. (2002) 6.00 Crimson Tide. (1995) 10.00 Ghost Ship. (2002) 11.40 Bad Company. (2001) 1.45 Everybody’s All- American. (1988) 4.00 Mr Music. (1998)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 A Day’s Pleasure. (1919) 6.30 East of Eden. (1955) 8.30 BIrdman of Alcatraz. (1962) 11.00 A Day’s Pleasure. (1919) 11.30 The Candidate. (1972) 1.30 East of Eden. (1955) 3.30 Birdman of Alcatraz. (1962) 6.00 Violent Saturday. (1955) 8.00 The Candidate. (1972) 10.00 Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia. (1974) 11.55 The Right Stuff. (1983) 3.10 Out of the Darkness. (1985) 4.40 The Circus. (1928)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Premier League Preview Show. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.10 Ford Football Special. 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Football First: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Rugby Union Update. 8.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 10.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 12.00 Super League. 2.00 Sports Unlimited. 3.00 Gillette World Sport. 3.30 Live World Championship Golf. 0.00 Watersports World. 2.00 Max Power. 3.00 X-Sport. 3.30 Mole +. 4.00 Super League.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Friday Fight Night. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Friday Fight Night. 3.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 5.00 Max Power.
r EUROSPORT .
7.30 Live Superbike World Championship. 1.45 Live Ski Jumping. 3.00 Live Ski Jumping. 4.45 Alpine Skiing World Cup. 6.00 Superbike World Championship. 8.00 Athletics. 9.30 Freestyle Molocross. 10.00 YOZ Xtreme. 10.30 British Eurosport News Report. 10.45 Six Nations Highlights. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Stargate Infinity. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-GI-Oh!. 8.30 Holds. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Mutant X. 12.00 Max Magic. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Stargate SG-1.9.00 Stargate Atlantis. 10.00 Uncut! Best Unseen Ads. 11.00 Mile High. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 South Park. 1.00 Kirsty's Home Videos.
i1.50 Max Magic. 2.40 Relic Hunter. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Stargate
Infinity. 5.35 Zoids. UKTV GOLD
6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 •Alio ’Alio!. 9.40 ‘Alio ’Allol. 10.20 ’Alio ‘Alio!. 11.00 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 11.40 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 12.20 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 1.00 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 1.40 ‘Atlo ‘Alio!. 3.40 'Alio ‘Allol. 5.40 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 7.40
Only Fools and Horses. 10.40 Fawity Towers. 11.25 Fawlty Towers. 12,05 Only Fools and Horses. 1.35 Fawity Towers. 2.15 Fawlty Towers. 2.50 Chef!. 3.25 Chef!. 4.00 Birds of a Feather. 4.35 Birds of a Feather. 5.10 Charlie’s Angels.
BBC THREE
7.00 The Comic Side of 7 Days. 7.30 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 7.35 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. 8.15 BBC Three Oultakes Show. 8.45 Making Little Britain Too. 9.15 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. 10.00 Event Horizon. 11.30 Two
^ > Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 The Smoking Room. 12.30 The Mighty Boosh. 1.00 Twisted Tales. 1.30 28 Acts in 28 Minutes. 2.00 18 With a Bullet. 2.55 Country Strife.
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Mio Mao. (R) 7.25 Milkshake!. 7.30 Old Bear Stories. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.25 The Save- Umsl. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Xcalibur. (R) 10.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.55 The Best of No Girls Allowed. (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 Giant Monsters. (R) (T) 2.35 FILM: Tarzan Goes to India. (1962) Starring Jock Mahoney. (T) 4.15 FILM: Columbo: An Exercise in Fatal ity. (1991) Starring Peter Falk. (T)
ITV 2
‘Alio ‘Alio!. 2.20 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 3.05 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 4.20 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 5.00 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 6.20 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. 7.00 ‘Alio 'AIIol. 8.20 'Alio ‘Alio!. 9.00
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Showdown. 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Valentine’s Special. 4.30 Bridget Jones: Cultural Icon?. 5.00 cd:uk. 6.00 It's Good to Be... Cameron Diaz. 6.30 Frank Skinner’s Orange Playlist. 7.00 Diets from Hell. 8.05 Movies Now. 8.15 Nanny 911. 9.15 True Lies. 11.55 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.55 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 1.55 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.20 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nighlscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 Campion. 8.50 The Royal. 9.50 Survival. 10.55 Forever Green. 12.00 The Royal. 1.00 Surgical Spirit. 1.35 Surgical Spirit. 2.05 The Grimleys. 2.35 The Grimleys. 3.05 Barbara. 3.40 Campion. 4.50 Forever Green. 5.55 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 The Bill Omnibus. 9.30 The Bill ■ Carver Special. 10.35 Midsomer Murders. 12.40 Forever Green. 1.45 Survival. 2.50 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV3 Nightscreen.
I BBC1
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 New Scoohy and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bun galow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Six Nations Grandstand. I .
Rugby. (C) 2.45 Around the Grounds. 2.50 Six Nations Rugby. (C) 3.40 Football Half-Times. 3.45 Six Nations Rugby. (C) 4.50 Final Score. 4.55 Six Nations Rugby. 5.50 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 6.15 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. Thirteen celebrity students compete for a place in the all-new Fame Academy to raise money for Comic Relief. Each night one celebrity will be expelled after the public vote. (C)
7.35 T h e Nat ional L o t te ry Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)
8.10 Casualty. Bex's ordeal continues as she faces the harsh reality of the night’s events. Nina tells Ellen a few home truths. Tess tries to come to terms with Sam's condition. (C)
9.00 Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. 13 celebrities are competing for 12 places at the Fame Academy. They've sung their hearts out and now it’s time to reveal who has won the viewers’ vote. (C)
9.15 Comic Aid. A spectacular line-up of the UK’s hottest comedians at the Hammersmith Apollo to raise money for the Asian Tsunami Appeal. (C)
10.15 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre sents a full round-up of today’s Pre miership action. Highlights include Southampton v Arsenal at St Mary’s and Portsmouth’s visit to Manchester United. (C)
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Futuristic fantasy sequel in which two immortal kinsmen who can be killed only by decapitation are forced to bat tle to the death in a tournament against others of their kind. Starring Christopher Lambert, Adrian Paul, : Donnie Yen. (C)
1.25 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) 1.55 top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.25 Joins BBC News 24.
Parkinson, ITV1,10.15pm 05 Rugby Build-Up. (C) 2.00 Six Nations
Hollywood star and funny man Will Smith will be ta lk ing to Parkinson about his varied and hugely success ful careers in both music and film and about starring in his latest film ‘Hitch’, which has just broken all US box office records for a romantic comedy. Smith’s career has never seen a proper lull after it began in the early 1990s with Ameri can sitcom ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’. From
BBC2
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Ken Horn’s Hot Wok. (R) (C) 10.30 The Best. (R) (C) 11.00 Animal Park. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. 12.45 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.15 FILM: Alexander the Great. (1956) Starring Richard Burton. (C) 3.25 FILM: Stage coach. (1939) Starring John VVayne. (C) 4.55 What the Papers Say. (C) 5.05 Gar deners’World. (R) (C) 5.35 Flog It! (R) (C) 6.35 Around the World in 80 Trea sures. Documentary. (R) (C)
7.35 Comic Relie f P res ents : Orphans of Nkandla. The stories of some of the three-quarters of a million children in South Africa orphaned by AIDS. (C)
9.00 The Spectator Affair. Documen tary offering a portrait of The Spectator that puts recent news events in context. (C)
50 FILM: Highlander: Endgame. (2000)
10.00 Things I wish I’d Known When I was 2 0. Celebrities reflect on what they’ve learnt in the 40 years or so since they were 20. (C)
10.15 Comic Aid. The comedy contin ues with the spectacular line-up of the UK’s hottest comedians. (C)
11.15 The A p p ren t ic e . Reality TV series. (R) (C)
12.15 The Apprentice. (R) (R) (C) 1.15 Fallen Angels. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.10 Charmed. Supernatural drama. (R) 6.55 FILM: Short Circuit. (1986) Comedy in which a robot develops a mind of its own. Starring Ally Sheedy, Steve Gut- tenberg, Fisher Stevens. (T)
8.45 five news and sport. (T) 9.00 CSI:NY. Mac is thrust into the world of hip-hop. (T)
9.55 Law and Order: Criminal Inten t . The detectives investigate a triple murder, including the son and daugh ter of a wealthy businessman. (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Homo Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Busy Buses.. 7.45 Elmo’s World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Titch. 8.40 Molly's Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.20 Celebrity Snappers. 1.50 Little Women. 4.05 Charmed. 5.55 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America’s Next Top Model. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Most Haunted. 11.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 Michael Jackson’s Number Ones. 1.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. 2.00 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Trash to Treasure. 2.35 Melrose Place. 3.25 Melrose Place. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 The Nanny. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 The Outer Limits. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Dark Angel. 9.00 Dark Angel. 10.00 Ginger Snaps: Unleashed. 11.45 Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle Pie. 1.20 Dark Angel. 2.15 Dark Angel. 3.10 The Outer Limits. 4.10 The Pretender. 5.05 The Pretender.
■ ■ ■ Seabiscuit, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm
An American epic of triumph a perseverance set during the G Depression, SEABiSCUIT is ba on the best-selling book that vt one of the most popular and w read non-fiction books of recei years. It is the story of three rr a jokey (Tobey Maguire), a trai (Chris Cooper) and a businesst (Jeff Bridges) - and the down-a out racehorse that took them the entire nation on the ride of a lifetime
Suppose everything you knew - everything you trusted - became a lie. For Matt Lee Whitlock (Wash ington), that nightmare has become a reality. Ma t t is the chief of police in small Banyan Key, Florida. A hardworking man who’s good a t his Job, he’s respected by _ his peers and beloved by his community. But when Banyan Key is shocked by a brutal double homicide. Matt starts his investi gation - and his life starts to unravel. As details of the case begin to surface, all the evidence points to Matt.
10.50 FILM: Navy SEALS. (1990) Rousing action drama In which the US Navy’s
. elite commando force are sent to res- ^ hostages from a ship in the Mid dle East and discover a plot to sell
;: missiles to terrorists. Starring Michael Biehn, Charlie Shoen. (T)
12.50 Law and Order. (R) (T) 1.45 FILM: Get ting Gotti. (1994) Starring Lorraine Bracco. (T) 3.15 FILM: U’Bejani:The African Princess. (1997) Starring Wayne Crawford. (T) 4.45 The Invaders. (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd;uk. 12.30 ITV News: Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Planet’s Funniest Ani mals. 1.05 Quincy. 2.05 Rosemary and Thyme. (R) 3.05 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.05 Granada News and Weather. 5.20 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather. 5.35 New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill narrates the comedy clip shov/ featuring viewers’ camcorder catastrophes. In this edition, parent problems, holiday horrors and clever animals.
there he has racked up lead after lead in box office smash-hits such as Men in Black, Independence Day, All, and I, Robot.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 hit40uk. (R) 9.55 The T4 Honours. (R) (T) 12.35 Friends. (R) (T) I .
2.10 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.25 FILM: Carry On Nurse. (1959) Starring Kenneth Connor, Kenneth Williams. (T) 6.00 Morgan and Platell. Political chat show. (T)
6.30 C4 News;. Including sport. (T) 7.00 The New 10 Commandments. Jon Snow presents the results of a national survey into attitudes to the Ten Commandments. Region al and demographic differences are explored. (T)
9.00 FILM: Spy Game. (2001) Stylish, : taut thriller in which the story of a rogue US agent arrested in China : is interleaved with the events his
5 j:::? capture precipitates at CIA head-;:
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: quarters. Starring Robert Redford, Brad Pitt, Catherine McCormack.;
edy entertainment for Friday night Jordan is the celebrity co-host. (R)
12.30 Nathan Barley. Comedy series. 1.00 South Park. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: Up Pompeii. (1971) (T) 3.00 FILM: Franken stein Created Woman. (1966) Starring Peter Cushing, Robert Morris, Susan Denberg. 4.40 Tales from the Grave. (R) (T) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T)
6.05 Stars in Their Eyes. Scott Watson becomes Ricky Marlin, Angie Dig- gins is Sarah Brightman, Roger Davies performs as Andy Williams, Dan Weston becomes David Gray, and Barbie Allen is Karen Carpen ter.
7.05 Ant and D ec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Melanie C gives the first performance of her new single as Ant and Dec return with more crazy games and cheeky antics. Little Ant and Dec interview Holly wood star Samuel L Jackson.
05 Fool Around... with the Cheeky Girls.
8.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win ning quiz show in which contes tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.
9.15 For One Nigh t Only - Strictly Classroom.
...Classroom: Ten staff from the exclusive Chel tenham Ladies’ College embark on a once-in-a-lifetime trip to the Moulin Rouge in Paris to learn the Can-Can. Will they master this demanding dance?.
10.15 Parkinson. Will Smith who talks about his new film Hitch, and Julie Walters who talks about her return to the stage in Acorn Antiques The Musical. Plus a performance by Michael Buble.
25 The Friday Night Project. Com
11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.30 After Hours. (1985) Surreal com edy in which a computer consul tant undergoes a series of night marish experiences during a night in New York City.
1.10 ; FILM: Space Jam. (1996) Fanta sy adventure combining live action :with animation. The LooneyTunes characters capture basketball star Michael Jordan to help them win a : basketball tournament. Starring
: : Michael Jordan, Theresa Randle, Wayne Knight.
2.30 cd:uk. Music chart show present ed by Cat Deeley, featuring the lat est videos and live acts in the stu dio.
3.20 Entertainment Now!. The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gos sip. (R)
3.45 Dare to Believe. Show consisting of a surprising cocktail of bizarre comedy and philosophy. (R)
4.10 Cybernet. (R) 4.35 Get Stuffed!. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.15 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.30 Countrytile. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show. 1.30 EastEn- ders. (R) (C) 2.30 Six Nations Grandstand. Live cov erage from Dublin of the Six Nations rugby match between Ireland and England, Kick-off is at 3.00. Commen tary by Eddie Butler and Brian Moore. (C)
4.50 EastEnders. Chrissie struggles to maintain control as Zoe reaches breaking point, but Sam may be more in need of help. (R) (C)
5.45 Kidnapped. Lavish adaptation of Stevenson’s classic Scottish novel. Cheated of his rightful inheritance, Davie Balfour is launched into a thrilling adventure. (C)
6.35 Superstars. Johnny Vaughan and Suzi Perry are in La Manga, Spain as fop sporting stars battle for the title Superstars Champion. Linford Christie prepares to give the trophy to the winner. (C)
7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Down fo Earth. Drama series about a family adjusting to rural life. Frank leaves Silverdale, but Rubes tracks him down, Lyn faces the court and Emma parties with a French barman.
9.00 Bruce Forsyth: A BAFTA Tribute. Jonathan Ross hosts a special gala event to celebrate the showbusiness career of one of Britain’s greatest all round performers and entertainers - Bruce Forsyth. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. A look at the religious bigotry and prejudice dividing Scot land’s Protestant and Catholic com munities through the intense rivalry between Rangers and Celtic. (C)
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10.55 Billy Connolly's World Tour of Eng land, Ireland and Wales. Comedy and travelogue with Billy Connolly as he tours with his popular stand-up show. The Big Yin heads for Tyneside, visiting Hadrian’s Wall and Woodhorn Colliery Museum. (R) (C)
11.25 FILM: Th row M omma from the Train. (1987) A murderously amusing yarn about a henpecked son’s
: .5 scheme to dispose of his tyrannical: mother - a spoof of Hitchcock’s Billy
Crystal, Danny DeVito, Anne Ram sey. (C) ■
12.55 Joins BBC News 24.
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak ers. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 Home Front in the Garden. (R) (C) 12.30 The Super League Show. 1.20 FILM: Five Graves to Cairo. (1943) Star ring Franchot Tone. (C) 2.55 Nero Wolfe Mysteries. (2001) (C) 4.25 Monk. (2002) (C) 5.10 Songs of Praise: St David’s. (C) 5.45 A Wild Summer’s Day. (R) (C) 6.25 Natural World. Documentary. (R) 7.15 T im e C om mand ers . Military strategy game. (C)
8.00 Ray M e a rs ’ B u sh c ra f t . Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft. (R) (C)
9.00 N e v e r Mind th e B uzzcoc ks . Comedy pop quiz hosted by Mark Lamarr. (R) (C)
9.30 HELP. Sitcom written by and star ring Chris Langham and Paul Whitehouse. (C)
10.00 Ou t laws . Gulliver hits the big time. (C)
10.30 Match o f the Day 2 . Adrian Chiles presents the highlights. (C)
11.15 Arrested Development. Comedy series. (C)
11.35 The Mighty Boosh. Surreal com edy sketch show. (C)
12.05 Rugby Special. 1 2 .4 5 FILM: Beware, My Lovely. (1952) Starring Ida Lupino. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.no Softies. (R) 6.05 Jay Jay the Jet Plane. (R) 6 30 Franny’s Feet. (R) 6.40 The Clangers. 6 55 Roobatb. (R) 7.00 Bear in the Big Blue House (R) (T) 7.25 Milkshake! 7.30 Old Bear Stories (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Ums!. (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Peppa Pig. (R) 9.10 The Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.30 George Shnnks. (R) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Brace- face. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05
news. (T) 1.15 FILM: The Time Machine. (1960) Starring Rod Taylor. (T) 3.15 FILM: Awakenings. (1990) Starring Robin Williams, Robert De Niro. (T) 5.25 news. (T) 5,50 FILM: Toys. (1992) Special-effects fantasy, Starririg Robin'Williams,- Michael Gambon, Joan Cusack. (T ) . .•
8.00 Joey. Joey joins Michael’s book club in order to meet women. (T)
8.30 Two and a Half Men. American sit com about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. (T)
9.00 . FILM: The Wateilioy. (1999) Comedy about a lowly water boy who might just be the team's next star player. Starring Adam Sandler (T)
10.45 Brighton Gala - Laughter for Life. Opening night gala at the Brighton Comedy Festival. (T)
12.05 The City of Los Angeles Triathlon. (T) 12.35 NCAA College Basketball. 2.05 Dutch Football. (R) 3.35 Portuguese Football. (R) 5.05 X Terra Championships.
LIVING TV SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY O u t o f T k iM , S k y M o v Im 2 , 8 p m
6iX) Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.45 Elmo's Wofid. 8JX) Barney and Friends. 8.30 Titch. 8.40 Moil/s Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10JX) Accorefing to Jim. I l iX ) . Celebrity Snappers. 11.30 Ceiebrily Extra. 12.00 Charmed. 1UX) America’s Next Top Model. 2.00 Robin Hood: Men in Tights. 4JX) Will a ^ Grace. SJX) My Wife and Kids. 5.30 Jesse. 6.00 *rhal 70s Show. 6.30 Body Work 7.00 Extreme Makeover UK. aOO Life as We Know i t 9JX) Dead Famous. 10JX) CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene investigation. 12JX) Most Haunted Almost Live: The Best Bits! 200 Celebrity Extra. 210 Trash to Treasure. 235 Melrose Place. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5i)5 The Narviy. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6JX) Ray BradburyTheatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.(X) F^rscape. 1200 Crop Circles: Quest for the Truth. 1.00 The Lone Gunmen. 3.00 Memoirs of an Invisible Man. 5.00 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Memoirs of an Invisible Man. 10.00 The Frighteners. 1205 Tracker. 205 The Frighteners. 4.10 Farscaoe. 5.30 The Rav Bradbury Theatre.
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The Walk is a poignant story of friendship, focus ing upon ten fundraisers from different walks of life, who find that its not only the temperature that's ris ing as they undertake a 100km charity walk across the Sahara desert over four days. Christine (Nicola Stephen son), in remission from breast cancer, heads into the Sahara with two big secrets. Both would shat te r her husband Eddie
(Philip Glenister) and wreck the marriage of their closest friends - Laurence (Ralph Ineson) and Karen (Judy Flynn).
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6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Foot ball: Le Championnat. 7.30 Freesports on 4: Snowboarding. (R) 8.00 Skiing World Cup. 8.55 Switched. (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.00 Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 The OC. (T) 2.35 Friends. (R) (T) 3.10 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 4.05 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 5.00 Time Team. (T) 6.00 The Simpsons. A day in the life of the Simpson family plays three times, Homer panics when Marge slices off his thumb, and Bart is pursued by gangsters. (T)
6.30 Sc rap h e ap C h a lle n g e : The Scrappy Races. A spin-off series of Scrapheap Challenge. The teams face a trip of 250 miles to Yorkshire before converting their jalopies into serious off-roaders to tackle a tough 4x4 course. (R) (T)
7.30 C4 News;. Including sport and weather. (T)
8.00 The 100 Greatest Cartoons. A comprehensive countdown show covering over a century of animat ed film-making as the British pub lic reveals which cartoon is their all-time favourite. (T)
12.05 South Park. Adult animation. (R) 1.05 World Superbikes. 2.05 KOTV. (T) 2 .30 The World Football Show. 3.00 French Football. 4.50 Postmodern Pas times. (R) (T) 5.05 Countdown. (R)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Pet Alien. (R) 9.35 Art Attack. (R) 10.00 UP2U. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 1 1 .1 5 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weather. 1.45 FI Preview 2005. 2.15 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 3.15 FILM: The Hallelujah Trail. (1965) Starring Burt Lancaster, Lee Remick, Jim Hutton. 6.00 House of H o r ro rs . Catching rogue traders red-handed. An undercover pensioner is left with with lethal garden lights and a woeful water feature. And the incompetent workmen that made a house collapse.
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale’s Greatest Love Tri angles. With Charity leaving Emmerdale, this programme looks at some of her most dangerous liaisons. Featuring interviews with Emma Atkins, Claire King and Patsy Kensit.
7.30 Coronation Street. Revenge is sweet for Tommy - but Katy’s left bitter and twisted. Sarah scuppers things with Scooter. Claire makes a spectacle of herself when she unveils her new look.
8.00 The Royal. Frankie’s plans are scuppered by a surprise visitor. Ormerod has to make an agonis ing decision to save a fisherman trapped aboard a sinking trawler.
9.00 The Walk. A group of people undertake a charity trek through the Sahara Desert and are shocked to discover that tourists had recently been kidnapped in the region, but worse is to come.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.10 Carling Cup Final Highlights. Matt Smith with highlights of the Carling Cup final between Chelsea and Liverpool from the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff. Commentary by Peter Drury and Jim Beglin.
12.20 Faith and Music. A revealing por trait of 1980s icon Terence Trent D’Arby, who has found solace and comfort in his adopted home and a new identity as Sananda Maitreya.
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12.55 Rebuilding Paradise. Mark Austin follows the stories of orphans at a Sri Lankan orphanage, where the tsunami’s youngest victims are still in shock. (R)
1.20 C hurchill. T h e second in the three-part series on the life of Win ston Churchill focuses on his most famous years. He became prime minister in 1940 and galvanised the nation during WWII. (R)
2.15 Trisha. (R) 3.05 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 4.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
I T V 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 it’s Good to Be... Pamela Anderson. 9.50 American Idol. 12.25 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.40 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 American Idol. 10.40 Jordan and Peter - Lard Bare. 11.40 Coronation StieeL 12.10 Desperately Seeking Sheila. 1.10 The Frank Skinner Show. 2.10 Club Reps The Workers - Uncut. 3.00 Frank Skinner's Orange Playlist. 3.25 Teleshopping. 5.25 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 7.50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8,45 Rim Rle. 8S5 Outside Edge. 925 Jeeves and Wooster. 1020 Second Thoughts. 1120 Surgical Spirit. 12.35 The Grimleys. 1.35 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.40 Barbara. 3.10 Outside Edge. 3.45 Jeeves and Wooster. 420 Second Thoughts. 520 The Royal. 625 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Genius: A Night for Ray Charles. 9.00 The Domino Prindple. 11.00 The Vice. 12.05 The Domino Prindpie. 2,00 Teleshopping. 3.00 rrV3 Nichtscreen.3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
6.15 Three Amigos!. (1985) 8.00 The Secret of NIMH. (1982) 9.25 Balto. (1995) 11.05 Three Amigos!. (1986) 1.05 The Secret of NIMH. (1982) 2.40 Balto. (1995) 4.00 What a Girl Wants. (2003) 5.50 The Remains of the Day. (1993) 8.00 Oscar Nominations. 8.20 The Hours. (2003) 10.20 Oscar Nominations. 10.40 Adaptation. (2001) 12.40 Oscar Nominations. 12.50 Academy Awards Pre- Show 2005,1.30 77th Annual Academy Awards. 5.30 Bonus! World Cinema 2005.
SKY MOVIES 1 "
SKY MOVIES 2
6.00 I Was a Teenage Faust. (2001) 8.00 The Incredible Elephant. (2001) 9.45 The Prince and the Pauper. (2000) 11.30 Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. (1991) 1.45 Sky Movies News. 2.15 Restless Spirits. (1999) 4.00 Prelude to a Kiss. (1992) 5.45 Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. (1991) 8.00 Out of Time. (2003) 9.45 Clear and Present Danger. (1994) 12.10 Stolen Hearts. (1996) 1.50 Hardball. (2001) 3.40 Entertaining Angels. (1996) 5.35 Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534. (2001)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Sky Movies News. 6.45 The Life and Death ^ of Colonel Blimp. (1943) 9.30 Man in the Shadow. (1957) 11.00 The Wild One. (1953) 12.30 Night and the City. (1950) 2.15 The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. (1943) 5.00 Man in the Shadow. (1957) 6.30 The Wild One. (1953) 8.00 Heartbreak Ridge. (1986) 10.15 Firefox. (1982) 12.35 Purple Rain. (1984) 2.30 Black Zoo. (1963) 4.10 Night and the City. (1950)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Scottish Cup Football. 2.00 Carling Cup Final. 6.00 Ford Football Special. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.00 Carting Cup Final. 11.30 Ford Football Special. 0.30 Scottish Cup Footbafl. 1.30 Football League Review. 2.30 Spanish Football. 4.30 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An FI Driver?. 7.00 Moto +. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 World Championship Golf. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 Live World Championship Golf. 11.00 Watersports World. 0.00 International Cricket. 1.00 Gravity Games H2Q; Event Intro. 2.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Gravity Games H20: Event Intro. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 2.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 3.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An FI Driver?, 4.00 World Motor Sport. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An FI Driver?. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 11.00 WWE Heat. 0.00 Gravity Games. 1.00 Cycling.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 10.00 Ski Jumping. 11.15 Live Alpine Skiing World Cup. 12.00 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 2.30 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 3.00 Superbike World Championship. 5.00 Bobsleigh. 6.00 Live Bobsleigh. 7.00 Live Football; Serie A. 10.00 Six Nations Highlights. 11.00 NASCAR Busch Series. 0.00 World Superbike Championship.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Slargale Infinity. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-GI-Oh!. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gt-Oh: Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Max Magic. 1.00 Mutant X. ZOO Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6,00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 77th Annual Academy Awards - The Essential Guide. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 Chavs. 12.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.00 South Park. 1J25 South Park. 1.50 South Park. 2.15 Relic Hunter. 3.05 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.55 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.45 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.35 Stargate Infinity.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 1.00 Dad’s Army. 1.40 Dad’s Army. 2.20 Dad’s Army. 3.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 3.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 4.20 Goodnight Sweetheart 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 7.00 Dad’s Army. 7.40 Dad's Army. 8.20 Dad’s Army. 9.00 Blackadder the Third. 9.40 Steptoe and Son. 10.20 Going Straight. 11.00 Blackadder the Third. 11.40 The Kumars at No 42. 12.15 The Kumars at No 42. 12.50 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 1.55 Steptoe and Son. 2.50 Chef). 3.25 Chef!. 4.00 Chariie’s Angels. 5.00 Birds of a Feather. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Bionic Buildings. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9.00 The Body of Marilyn Monroe. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Twisted Tales. 11.00 Little Britain. 11.30 Ideal. 12.00 The Comic Side of 7 Days. 12.30 Paparazzi. 1.25 18 With a Bullet 2.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.55 Bionic Buildings.
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