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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Morecambe and Wise. (R) (C) 10.05 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) 11.05 BBC News.
. (C) 11.15 EastEnders. (R) (C) 2.15 FILM: The Hunchback of Notre Dame. (1998) (C) 3.40 Songs of Praise. (C) 4.20 BBC News; Regionai News; Weather. (C) 4.45 Finai Score. (C) 5.05 The World’s
Strongest Man. (C) 5.35 Antiques Roadshow Next Generation:
Thinktank
6.30 7.30
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Birmingham. Michael Aspel and the team welcome the next gener ation of collectors as they descend on Thinktank in Birmingham. Amongst the finds are a mummi fied crocodile. (C) Strictly Ice Dancing. (C) Mastermind Celebrity Special. Tom Ward, Jimmy Savile, Shirley Robertson and Eric Knowles are put to the test in a celebrity edition of the venerable quiz hosted by John Humphrys. (C) EastEnders. A new era begins at the Vic. Ian and Jane help Alfie on the home front. Starring Adam Woodyatt, Laurie Brett, Shane Richie. (C) Casualty at Holby City. Boxing Day takes a terrifying turn when a fuel tanker crashes into the hospi- tai. Doctors from the Emergency and Surgical departments are thrown together. (C) Sherlock Holmes and Case of the Silk Stocking. Period drama. November 1902. Holmes and Watson are reunited to solve a case which threatens to wreck the privilege and tranquillity of Britain's
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elite. (C) News; Weather. (C) Match of the Day. Gary Lineker presents highlights of all ten of today’s Premiership matches. Chelsea’s title credentials will be put to the test by Aston Villa, who beat them twice last season. (C) FILM: Steptoe and Son Ride Again. (1973) The second big screen spin-off based on the cias- sio sitcom. Things are bad in the rag-and-bone business, and Harold dreams of collecting the old man’s life insurance. Starring Wilfrid Brambell, Harry H Corbett, Diana Dors. (C)
2.40 Joins BBC News 24. BBC2
6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Scooby Doo and Scrappy Doo. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 FILM: Citizen Kane. (1941) Starring Orson Welles, Joseph Gotten, Everett Sloane. (C) 12.30 Reagan. (C) 2.30 Weakest Link. (C) 3.15 Broken Unce. (1954) (C) 4.45 Flashmob:The Opera. (R) (C) 5.45 Pomdge. (1976) (C) 6.30 FILM: The Naked Spur. (1953) Frontier action yam about a trio of bounty hunters tracking a vicious kiiler. Once taken, the wanted man sows seeds of discord among his captors. Starring James Stewart, Robert Ryan, Janet Leigh. (C)
8.00 University Challenge Special. Jeremy Paxman asks the ques tions in a special edition as a tele vision team take on a team of crit
ics. (C)
8.30 Top Gear. (2004) Motoring maga zine presented by Jeremy Clarkson. Richard Hammond and James May. Jeremy and James take a look at the range of cars flooding the market from South East Asia. (C)
9.25 Dead Ringers Christmas Special. Festive edition of the top ical sketch show with impression ists Jan Ravens, Jon Culshaw, Mark Perry, Phil Cornwell and Kevin Connelly. (C)
9.55 The Kumars at No 42. Christmas edition of the comedy show. Guests are Phil Collins, Anne Robinson with music from Roy Wood with his all-female army. (C)
10.25 Ql Christmas Special. Stephen ■ Fry chairs a festive version of the almost Impossible quiz. (C)
11.00 FILM: Blazing Saddles. (1974) Irreverent spoof western about a black sheriff hired by a crooked speculator to drive citizens out of an all-white town which lies in the path of a railroad. Starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder, Slim Pickens.
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12.30 The Keith Barret Show Christmas Special. Special Christmas edition of the spoof chat show/debate Tonight, Keith is joined by Ulrika Jonsson. (R) (C)
1.00 Later with Jools Holland. (R) (C) 2.00 Joins BBC News 24.
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On the 70th anniversary of the publication of the first Poppins book and the 40th anniversary of Disney’s clas sic film, The Real Mary Poppins reveals the troubled and complex life of her cre ator, Pamela Travers, Walt Disney’s 16 year struggle to bring Poppins to the big screen and how Poppins her self was born from ancient m j^ h s .
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6.10 Making It. (R) 6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.05 Skiing Worid Cup. 8.00 The Morning Une. 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 Popworfd. 10.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Sign Language) 12.55 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 3.05 100 Greatest Christmas Moments. The second programme looking at the nation’s favourite Christmas moments. Jimmy Carr presents the results of the public vote as festive seasons past are recalled. (R)
5.05 C4 News;. Including sport and weather. (T)
5.10 Miracle on the River Kwai. Documentary recounting how doc tors and medical orderlies among the prisoners of war forced to build the infamous Thailand-Burma rail way, created a remarkable, impro vised hospital. (R) (T)
6.05 FILM: The Bridge on the River Kwai. (1957) Tense war epic about a regiment of British POWs taken prisoner by the Japanese in Worid War II and ordered to work on the construction of a bridge to carry troop trains in Burma. Starring
Wiiliam Holden, Alec Guinness, Jack Hawkins. (T)
9.00 The 100 Greatest TV Treats of 2004. Jimmy Carr presents a countdown of the best moments from the TV year, as voted by the ' British public. (T)
12.35 UK Music Hall of Fame. Another chance to see the final programme in the series in which musical artists from each of the last five decades are nominated for inclu sion in the UK Music Hali of Fame.
(R) (T)
2.50 The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. Film star and stand-up comic Jamie Kennedy of ‘ Scream’ fame uses his powers of disguise in var ious hidden-camera practical jokes.
3.15, Oz. Gritty drama series set in an experimental rehabilitation unit in a maximum-security prison.
4.15 Andromeda. 5.00 Zero to Hero. FIVE
6.00 Franklin. 6.20 MechaNick. (R) 6.30 Old Bear Stories. 6.45 Oswaid. (R) 7.00 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) 7.25 Milkshake!. 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Funky Valley. (R) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.30 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 9.00 Babar. (R) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 9.55 Snobs. (R) (T) 10.30 Michaela’s Wiid Chailenge. (T) 11.35 Billie, Girl of the Future. (T) 12.05 A Different Life. (T) 12.35 The Great Artists. (R) (T) 1.05 The Boy who Plays on the Buddhas of Bamiyan. (R) 3.00 Colombo. (1973) (R)(T) 4.25 FILM: The Wizard of Oz. (1939) Perennial family favourite about a young girl from the American Midwest who is swept by a cycione to a magical kingdom over the rain bow. Starring Judy iSarland, Ray Bolger, Jack Haley. (T)
6.20 FILM: Call Me Claus. (2001) Drama about a TV executive who must find an actor to play Santa in a advert. However, the man she hires really is Father Christmas, who must soon find a replacement for himself. Starring Whoopi Goldberg, Nigel Havirthorne, Victor Garber. (T)
8.00 Britain’s Worst Pet. Presenter Quentin Willson meets six night mare domestic animals and their long-suffering owners, who are fed up of sleepless nights, missing fin gers and eye-watering vet’s bills.
9.00 FILM: The Man Who Sued God. (2001) Comedy about a lawyer who takes on his maker in a court of law. When the lawyer’s boat is destroyed by an ‘act of God', he decides to press charges against the man himself. Starring Billy Connolly, Judy Davis, Colin Friels.
(R)(T) 12.00 11.00 Phill Jupitus Live:
Quadrophobia. Phill Jupitus does his stand-up routine at the Apollo Theatre in London’s West End. (R)
12.20 Natural Born Racers. Top class motorsport. Highlights of the latest round of the championship with
^ round five.
12.50 Ironman Triathlon. (R) 1.30 NFL Live. 4.45 Portuguese Football.
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6 00 GMTV. 9.25 Best Friends. (R) 9.55 Boohbah. 10.15 Miffy and Friends. (R) 10.25 Little Ghosts. (R) 10.35 Engle Benjy. (R) 10.50 FILM: Mary Poppins. (1964)
Starring Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke, David Tomlinson. 1.25 ITV News; Weather. 1 40 The Real Mary Poppins; A South Bank Show Special. 2.40 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. (R) 3.40 FILM; Death on the Nile. (1978) Starring Peter Ustinov, Bette Davis, David Niven. 6.15 News; Weather. Denis Norden’s All New 11th Laughter File. Another collection of spoofs, pranks and bloopers from the worid of film and televi sion. Including the stars of Coronation Street as they have never been seen before. Coronation Street. Karen parts from her beloved Steve, and Fred is proud as a peacock as the Street shares in Ashley and Claire’s wed
6.30 7.30 8.00
ded bliss. Heartbeat. A teenage runaway
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returns home to spend Christmas with her family, but is rejected by her father when she reveals that she has a newborn baby. Agatha Christie’s Marple. When Elspeth McGillicuddy sees a woman on a train being strangled, the authorities think that she has been dreaming - her old friend Miss Marple knows better.
11.00 11.15
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News. Haunted Homes. Investigating ghostly goings on in the Birmingham house of the Outram family, who for the last two years have been living in terror in what they believe is a haunted house. My Favourite Hymns. Former journalist and MP Martin Bell tells John Stapleton about his life on the frontline in war and politics. Fr Stephen Pritchard from Liverpool leads the act of faith. FILM: Yentl. (1983) Musical in which a young girl disguises her self as a boy in order to get an edu cation in a male-dominated East European Jewish community. Starring Barbra Streisand.
3.15 Carry On Laughing. (R) 4.05 The Mythology of Star Wars. (R) 5.05 Miffy and Friends. (R) 5.10 Thomas the Tank Engine. (R) 5.20 Tiny Planets. (R) 5.35 Mopatop’s Shop. (R) 5.45 Meg and Mog. (R) 5.55 ITV News Headlines.
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6.00The Imporignce of Being Eernest (2002) 8.00 Bonus! World Cinema 2005. (2003) 8.30 Ace Ventura; When Nature Calls. (1995) 10.30 The Wild Thomberrys Movie. (2002) 12.30 The Importance of Being Earnest (2002) 2.30 A Walk In the Clouds. (1995) 4.30 The Wild Thomberrys Movie. (2002) 6.15 Ace Ventura; When Nature Calls. (1995) 8.00 Charlie’s Angels; Full Throttle. (2003) 10.00 Minority Report. (2002) 12.30 Queen of the Damned. (2001) 2.20 Life or Something like It (2002) 4.15 Sky Movies News. (2001) 4.50 The test Leprechaun. (1998)
SKY MOVIES 2
5.00 Trapped In Paradise. (1994) 6.00 Just Visiting. (2001) 9.30 The Adventures ol Pluto Nash. (2000) 11.10 Daddy Day Care. (2003) 12.45 Trapped In Paradise. (1994) 2.45 The Associate. (1996) 4.45 Just Visiting. (2001) 6.20 The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 8.00 Daddy Day Caro. (2003) 9.45 XXX. (2002) 11.55 All G Indahouse. (2002) 1.25 Rollerball. (2002) 3.05 Dogtown and Z-Boys. (2001) 4.45 The Christmas
Shoes. (2002) SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Pay Day. (1922) 6.30 Jesus Christ Superstar. (1973) 8.30 UK Box Oltice Hits of the Year. 9.00 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 11.00 Pay Day. (1922) 11.30 Jesus Christ Superstar. (1973) 1.30 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 3.30 Bonus! World Cinema. (2003) 4.00 The Ten Commandments. (1956) 8.00 Du RIfIfl Chez Les Hommos. (1955) 10.00 La Dolce Vita. (1960) 12.55 The Masque ol the Red Death. (1964) 2J0 Permission to Kill. (1975)
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6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 6.30 UEFA Champions League'Weekly. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Christmas Supplement. 12.00 Football League. 1.00 Gillette Soccer Special. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 5.30 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 6.30 Football RrsU Match Choice. 11.30 Football Firsl: Match Choice. 1.00 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.30 Football RrsI: Match Choice. 4.00 Football Rrst; Malch Choice. 5.30 World Strongman Cup.
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News. 12.00 Wodd Strongman Cup. 12.30 Molo +. 1.00 Darts; 2004 World Championship. 5.00 Max Power. 6.00 World Strongman Cup. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 International Cricket. 10.00 Worid Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 11.00 Watersports World. 0.00 World Strongman Cup. 0.30 World Motor SporL 3.00 Super League; Story of Super League IX. 5.00 Watersports World.
EUROSPORT
7.30 WATTS. 8.00 Eurosport Top 50. 8.30 WATTS. 9.00 Eurosport Top 50. 9.30 Rgure Skating World Championships. 11.30 Dancing. 12.30 Equestrianism. 4.00 Dancing. 5.00 Strongest Man. 6.00 Eurosporl Top 50. 6.30 Strongest Man. 7.30 Eurosporl Top 50. 8.00 Strongest Man. 9.00 Eurosport Top 50.9.30 Rght Club. 10.00 Fight Club. 0.00 WATTS. 0.30 Close.
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7.00 Lillie Angels. 7.30 Three’s Outtakes. 8.30 EastEnders Revealed. 9.00 EastEnders Christmas Party. 10.00 EaslEnders. 10.30 The Otiice. 11.15 The Office. 12.05 Making Utile Britain Too. 12.35 ‘Two- Pints ol Lager and a Packet ol Crisps. 1.05 Two Pints ol Uger and a Packet ol Crisps. 1.35 Nighty Night. 2.05 Three's Outtakes. 3.05 Band Aid: The Song that
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9.25 The Railway Children. 11.25 Planet's Funniest Animals. 11.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 2.05 Emmerdale. 2.35 Coronation Street Omnibus. 5.25 Coronation Street. 6.30 Coronation Street Special: Fareweil Karen. 7.30 The Flint Street Nativity. 8.50 Movies Now. 9.00 Red Heal. 11.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 I’m a Celeb... Top Ten Tills, Tears and Tantmms. 12.30 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 2.00 Teleshopping. 4.00 ITV2 Nightscreen. 5.15 The John
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