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6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Tweenies Christmas Countdown. (R) (C) 6.20 Ethelbert the Tiger. 6.30 CBBC: Enchanted Lands. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Moomin. (R) (C) 7.05 UBOS. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Mona the Vampire. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.05 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 8.35 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) (S) 11.00 Top of the Pops Sat­ urday. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (S) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Sue Barker and Clare Balding. (S) 1.05 Racing from Chepstow. 1.20 Seniors Tennis. 1.35 Racing from Chepstow. 2.20 Seniors Tennis. 4.30 Final Score. (S) 5.30 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Here Comes the Sun. The McEnroes from Leeds take on the Lowdes of Preston, Lancashire. (C) The Weakest Link Special: Chefs. Anne Robinson hosts as celebrity chefs including Brian Turner, Andrew Nutter and Antony Worrall Thompson face a grilling. (R) (C) (S) The Nationa l Lot te ry Wright A rou nd the World. Armed with general knowledge questions, Ian Wright travels the country searching for six lucky contestants to take part in a battle that will see one of them win a round-the-world ticket. (C) (S) Casualty. Charlie struggles to remain strong when Louis is diagnosed with a rare fever, Luke persuades Bex to get checked out after she arrives late, looking pale, and Nikki pulls away after Andy makes a play for her. (C) Rolf Harris at the Royal Albert Hall. Friends, celebrities and fans descend on the Royal Albert Hall to mark Rolf’s 50 years in showbusiness with a tribute concert in aid of the Prince's Trust, featuring Big Brovaz, Basil Brush, Stomp, Jon Culshaw and Lesley Garrett. (C) (S) B BC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update. Still Cliff. Documentary exploring Cliff Richard’s determination to top the Christmas singles charts. (C) (S)


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11.50 Match of the Day. Highlights of this afternoon’s FA Cup second-round matches, including Bournemouth v. Accrington Stanley. (C) (S)


12.40 FILM: Prefontaine (1997). Interesting sporting biopic. Jared Leto and Ed O'Neill star. (C) (S) 2.20 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 2.20 Weatherview. 3.15 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 3.45 All New Top of the Pops. (R) 4.15 BBC News 24.


PICK OF THE DAY


Rolf Harris at the Royal Albert Hall, BBC1,9pm.


Mention Rolf Harris and images of gigantic paint­ ings, cartoons, wobble- boards, didgeridoos and a strange huff-puffing sound instantly spring to mind. To. mark Rolf’s 50 years in showbusiness, friends, celebrities and fans con­ gregate at the Royal Albert Hall for a tribute concert in aid of the Prince’s Trust. Performances come from Girls Aloud, Stomp, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Lesley Garrett, with


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.00 The Witness. (C) 12.55 What the Victorians Did for Us. (R) (C) (S) 1.25 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (Ft) (C) (S) I . 55 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) (S) 2.45 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) 3.35 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (R) (C) 4.30 Britain's Best Buildings. (R) (C) (S) 5.00 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. The baby finally arrives. (R) (C)


5.30 Flog It! (R) (C) (S) 6.30 What the P ap e rs Say. The week’s major stories. (C) (S)


6.40 ^ FILM: 633 Sq u ad ron (1964).’ , World War Two drama, starring '. Cliff Robertson (C) (S)


8.10 Lawrence of Arabia. Part one. The life of TE Lawrence. (C) (S)


9.00 The Big Read. Simon Schama considers the merits of Tolstoy’s Napoleonic epic War and Peace, Sandi Toksvig champions Louisa May Alcott’s Little Women and Lorraine Kelly sings the praises of Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre. (C)


10.30 Have I Got a L it t le B it More News For You. Extended version.


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' 11.40 FILM: Nashville (1975). Drama, starring Karen Black. (C)


2.15 BBC News 24.2.35 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 FAQ. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 Michaela’s Wild Chal­ lenge. (R) 7.00 Sunrise. 7.55 Milkshakel; Shakel (S) 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetims. (R) (S) 8.25 Beast Wars. (S) 8.55 Beyblade. (S) 9.25 Beyblade. (S) 9.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 10.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 11.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 11.30 The Adventures of Sinbad. (R) (S) 12.25 Tintin. (R) (S) 12.50 Robot Wars. (R) (T) (S) 1.55 Edge- mont. (R) (S) 2.20 USA High. (R) (S) 2.50 Flaunt Chart Show. (S) 3.20 Home and Away.


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FILM Rocketman (1997) Disney comedy, stamng Harland VVilliams (T) five news and sport. Headlines. (T) Charmed. A demon uses dream dust against the sisters. (T) (S) R obo t Wars. More motorised mayhem. With Craig Charles. (T) (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team investigate the murder of a woman on a school campus, but an explosion in the lab threatens to destroy the evidence. (R) (T) (S)


10.00 Law and Order: Sp e c ia l V ic t im s Unit The trial of a child molester is jeopardised; (T) (S) five news late.


10.55 Law and Order. (R) (T) (S) 1155 FILM Under Oath (1997) Middling thnller, stamng Eddie Ve'ez (T) (S)


1.35 Boxing Classics. (S) 2.25 Boxing: Fight of the Week. (S) 3.30 Now is the Time: Night of Combat — Kickboxing. (S) 4.25 Tnat 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 That 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. Wayne causes trouble. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)


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CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Clangers. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Skiing on 4. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.55 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years. (R) (T) 10.50 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 11.20 T4: The Salon: Reappointment. (T) 12.30 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (T) 1.00 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 atther- aces from Sandown Park and Wetherby. Including the 2.20 William Hill — Tingle Creek Trophy Chase. (T) 3.50 Heroes of Comedy. (R) 4.50 FILM: Carry On Matron (1972). Comedy, starring Sid James. (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.00 Commando. The 1942 attack bn St Nazaire docks. (R) (T)


8.00 Seven Ages of Britain. Bettany Hughes considers the fourth age between 410 and 1066AD, a period which led to the disintegration of Britannia. (T)


’ 9.00.' FILM: Bowling for Columbine j I-. . ( 2 0 0 2 ) . - .Premiere; ..'Michael < Moore's


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11.25 FILM: In the Mood fo r L o v e ; ■' (2000). Premiere. Chinese.drama, - starring Maggie Cheung..


‘ . 10 Room 101. With Ross Noble. (R)


1.15 4Music: Ear Candy. (R) 1.50 4Music: Homecomings: Primal Scream. (R) (T) 2.50 Brazilian Football Championship. 4.35 Action. (R) (T) 5.00 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: Look What I Can Do; 6.01 Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.14 Look What I Can Do. 6,15 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 6.39 Look What I Can Do. 6.41 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin' It. 8.50 Up on the Roof. 9.25 SMTV Gold. (T) (S) 12.00 CD UK. (T) (S) 1.00 CD UK Special: Christina Aguilera. (T) 1.30 ITV News; Weather, 1.35 Granada News; Weather. (J) 1.40 On the Ball. 2.30 Seriously Weird. (T) 3.00 FILM: Beethoven's 2nd (1993). Slobbering St Bernard dog Beethoven and his sweet­ heart Missy try to prevent their pups being stolen. Cuddly comedy sequel, starring Charles Grodin'and Bonnie Hunt. (T) 4.30 The Goal Rush. (T) (S) 5.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.30 Creature Comforts. Animated sea creatures provide an insight into their daily lives. (R) (T) (S)


5.45 The Record of the Year 2003. Cat Deeley presents a pop extravaganza, giving viewers the opportunity to see which tunes have made it into the final 10, as the artists in question perform in an effort to win the public's hearts — and votes. Last year, Gareth Gates' Unchained Melody took the honours, fending off the likes of ; Will Young, Atomic Kitten, Darius, Ronan Keating and Holly Valance — but will any of them have made it to the final this time? (T) (S)


6.55 Pop Idol. The remaining four get into the spirit of the season, each performing a festive number — and there's also a chance to see all 12 finalists reunited for their forthcoming single Happy Xmas (War is Over). (T) (S)


8.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize game show, inviting another line­ up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions which could change their lives. (T) (S)


9.00 Pop Idol Result . Ant and Dec reveal the results of the viewers' vote — whose dreams of pop stardom have come to an end? (T)


9.30 The Record of the Year Result 2003. The waiting's over, as Cat Deeley reveals the recipient of the title — will relative pop veterans have made their mark, or will the plaudits go to newcomers? (T) (S)


10.15 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.30 The P rem ie rsh ip . Desmond Lynam presents highlights of this afternoon's top-flight games, including Newcastle United v Liverpool at St James’ Park. (T) (S)


11.59 Granada Weather. 12.00 Countdown to The British Comedy Awards. 1.00 The Frank Skinner Show. (R) 1.45 Harry Hill’s TV Burp; (R) News. 2.10 Forever. 3.05 CD UK Hotshots. (R) 3.30 Turn On Terry. (R) 3.55 Entertainment Now; (R) ITV News Headlines. 4.25 Cyber­ net. (R)4.50 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.35 Calendar News and Weather 5.05 Calendar News and Sport. Round-up of the day’s events. 11.59 Local Weather


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 Can’t Wait Till Christmas. (C) (S) 11.00 Countryfile. 12.00 The Politics Show. 12.55 Match of the Day Live. Burton Albion v Hartle­ pool United. (C) 3.15 EastEnders. (C) (S) 5.10 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.35 S o n g s of P ra ise . Aled Jones presents a special Christmas concert from Manchester’s Bridgewater Hall, where Cliff Richard performs his new single Santa's List. (C) (S)


6.15 Holiday 2004. Katie Knapman visits Puerto Rico, Craig Doyle takes a trip to Northern Ireland, Alistair Appleton explores a little-known area of Turkey and Angela Rippon is in Norway. (C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. The team visit Abergavenny in Wales, where they value a James Bond novel bought at a car-boot sale, an art deco doll’s house and a 17th-century spoon. (C)


7.30 Animal Hospital. The challenge of rehoming dogs in the Hebrides. (C)


8.00 Frankenstein: Birth of a Monster. Documentary looking at the origins of Mary Shelley’s classic horror novel, examining how the author's own turbulent life was reflected in the rage and loneliness expressed by her famous creation. (C) (S)


9.00 C h a r le s II: The Power and the Passion. A plot to murder the king leads to an atmosphere of panic and increased anti-Catholic feeling, and Charles finds himself powerless to defend the innocent people, including the Queen, whose lives are ruined by the ridiculous claims made by Titus Oates. The monarch faces another cr isis when Shaftesbury tries to exclude James from the throne, and has to use all his political cunning to ensure his brother remains his heir. Last in series. (C) (S)


10.00 BBC News; Weather. (C)


■10.15 FILM: Pay I t l Forward (2000). i '■


Premiere. A youngster Is inspired to change the world for the better with a


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' ■- drama, starring Kevin Spacey, Helen- ‘ ‘ > Hunt and Haley Joel Osment. (C) (S ) :


12/15 The Sky at Night. (C) (S) 12.35 FILM: The Revengers’ Comedies (1998). Two suicidal people meet on a bridge, intent on jumping off, but decide instead to exact revenge on those who betrayed them. Intelligent black comedy starring Sam Neill and Helena Bonham Carter. (C) (S) 12.35 Weatherview. 2.05 BBC News 24.


PICK OF THE DAY


Frankenstein: Birth of a Monster, BBC1,8.00pm. Frankenstein, the story of a scientist who discovers the secret of creating life, has become a modern myth, inspiring countless film versions. However, these retellings often bare little relation to Mary Shelley’s original novel, and, like Doctor Frankenstein, the author has been overshadowed by the monster. This dramatised documentary sets out to examine the tale’s origins, revealing


BBC2


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Tweenies Christmas Countdown. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Ethelbert the Tiger. (R) (C) 6.30 CBBC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) (S) 11.00 Sunday Home and Garden. (C) (S) 12.40 FILM: PT 109 (1963). Fact-based drama, starring Cliff Robertson. (C) (bw) 2.55 Seniors Tennis. The Honda Challenge final. (C) (S) 4.30 Some Mothers Do ’Ave 'Em. Frank and Betty move house. (R) (C) 5.00 The Good Life. Tom and Barbara get a visit from the press. (R) (C)


5.30 B ill Oddie Goes Wild in Cape Town. New series. The presenter checks out South African wildlife.


6.10 The Natural World. Owls living on a Yorkshire farm. (C) (S)


7.00 Gun Traffic. Investigating the ' illegal arms trade. (C)


8.00 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson review of Citroen’s new C2. (C)


9.00 Terror Tourist. A special anti­ terrorism training course. (C)


10.00 Coupling. Jeff falls for a fellow train passenger. (R) (C) (S)


10.30 Red Dwarf. The crew discover a miraculous machine. (R) (C) (S)


11.00 Boxing. 12.05 FILM: Smilla’s Feeling for Snow (1997). Thriller, starring Julia Ormond. (C) (S) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 Milkshake! 6.10 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 6.35 Dappledown Farm. (R) 7.00 A House That’s Just Like Yours. (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) (S) 9.55 Snobs. (T) (S) 10.25 A Different Life. (T) (S) 11.00 Morris 2274. (S) 11.30 Braceface. (R) (S) 12.00 Stepping Up. (S) 12.35 Flaunt Chart Show. (R) (S) 1.05 five


news update. (T) (S) 1.20 Titanic. 4.30 Dream Holiday Home. With Carol Smillie. (R) (T) (S) 5.00 Britain's Worst Celebrity Driver. The winner is announced.(R) (T) (S)


5.35 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 5 . 5 5 . FILM: Miracle on 34th Street (1994).' " Magical children’s fantasy drama," starringj^ichard Attenborough.' (T) (S)


8.00 Monkey Mag ic . An underwater sleight-of-hand trick. (R) (T) (S)


8.30 TV M is ta ke s Un covere d Uncut. Small-screen bloopers; five news at 9.


9.00 FILM: Ground Control (1998); An alr.:| j.< \ \t r a ff ic , contro|ler .,is'<haunted ■ b y l


me’mones of a plane' crash he failed to!j prevent. Predictable drama,-starring'- Kiefer Sutherland and Kelly% (S) five news late.*),?


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11.00 World's Wildest Police Videos. A drug addict attacks an officer. (T) (S)


11.55 Allas. A CIA agent is cloned. (T) (S) 12.50 Golf: The Challenge. (S) 1.15 NFL Live. Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons. (S) 4.30 Scottish League Cup Football. (R) (S)


SUNDAY, DECEMBER 7TH ITV1


how the writer’s life influ­ enced the novel, arguing that the author’s life exper­ iences are echoed in the monster’s rage and loneli­ ness. Oliver Chris stars as Percy Bysshe Shelley and Lucy Davenport plays Mary.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Insektors. (R) 7.15 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 7.40 Totally Spies! (R) (T) 8.00 Skiing on 4.8.30 Spider-Man. (R) 8.55 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (R) (T) 9.25 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.55 T4: G Girls. (T) 1.30 T4; Union Jack. (T) 2.05 T4: The Bleeping Osbournes. (R) (T) 2.35 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 3.10 T4: Will and Grace. (R) (T) 3.40 T4: Britney Spears; Gettin’ in the Zone. (T) 4.40 T4: Stargate SG-1. John de Lancia guests. (T) 5.35 Scrapheap Challenge. Highlights of the year. Last in series. (T)


6.40 Enterprise. Trip is stranded on the dark side of a moon. (T)


7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 Turner P r ize 2003. Matthew Codings hosts live coverage. (T)


9.00 P op Queens — T he R iv a ls . Celebration of the world's greatest pop divas, including Diana Ross ■ and Whitney Houston. (T)


10.35 46664: The Conce rt . Charity concert with Bono and Queen.


11.45 Homecoming: The Darkness. The band in concert. (T)


12.45 FILM: Gregory’s Two Girls (1999). Premiere. Romantic comedy, starring John Gordon Sinclairand Martin Schwab. 2.45 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 3.45 Unreported World. (R) (T) 4.15 Lifer. (R) (T) 5.15 Portrait of a Young Man Drowning. (R) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.30 Diggin' It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Premiership. (R) (T) 10.30 CITV: Finger Tips. (R) (T) (S) 10.40 Art Attack Mini Makes. 10.50 The Little Bang. 10.55 Art Attack Mini Makes. 11.00 John Meets Paul: A Mediterranean Journey. (R) (T) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.30 Soccer Sunday. (S) 1.00 Jonathan Dimble- by Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.00 CITV: Girls in Love. (R) (T) (S) 2.30 Girls in Love. (R) (T) (S) 3.00 Seriously Weird. (T) 3.35 FILM: A Little Princess (1995). A wealthy English girl sent to an austere New York boarding school charms her class­ mates with stories — until fate deals her a cruel blow. Enchanting drama, starring Eleanor Bron and Liesel Matthews. (T) (S) 5.20 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.35 Go North West. Louis Emerick visits Cumbria, trying his hand at kayaking on Windermere.


6.05 Costa Living. Recent divorcee Phil Lawrence from West Yorkshire approaches the end of his farmhouse renovation in the Andalusian countryside, and heads for Marbella to embark on his first blind date. (T)


6.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.50 New Y ou’ve Been Framed I Another rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities. (T) (S)


7.20 Creature Comforts. A chance to hear what cats and dogs really think of each other. (T) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street. As Candice nurses a broken heart, Nick prepares to leave for London after being rejected by Maria. (T) (S)


8.00 The R oyal. Orrherod faces a difficult dilemma when Caroline's father Henry turns up suggesting they turn off her life-support machine, having done all they can, but the guilt-ridden doctor wonders whether he’d only be letting her die so he can be with Weatherill. (T)


9.00 Foyle's War. Foyle and his team search for a missing boy, and their investigation leads them to a less than inviting hotel catering for long­ term guests during the war— and the discovery of-the youngster's body in . th e ' nearby woods suggests one of theTesidents could be responsible. Last in the series, with Michael Kitchen. (T)


11.00 ITV Weekend Nevra; Weather, (j) 11.05 The So u th .B an k .Show. Documentary following conductor Daniel Barenboim.and the West- Eastern Divari Orchestraduring rehearsals in Seville. (T) (S)


12.09 Granada Weather. (T) 12.10 Whose Right is it Anyway? (R) (T) 12.45 Paradise Found. (R) 1.10 Trisha; (R).ITV News Headlines. 2.05 Surviving the Wild. (R) (S) 3.00 Present Time. (R) (T) (S) 3.25 Ghost Stories. (R) 3.50 World Sport; (R) ITV News Headlines; 4.15 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.55 Calendar News 5.20 Calendar News and Sport. The day’s evehts.';5.35,l Thee Wed 12.09 Local Weather 5.00'Jobfinder'


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Panic Room (Sky Movies 2, 8pm) This white- I knuckle thriller finds divorcee mother Meg Altman (Jodie Foster) holed up in her New York mansion with her young daughter Sarah (Kristen Stewart). They hide in a sanctuary called the panic room when three | criminals — Burnham (Forest Whitaker), Raoul (Dwight Yoakam) and Junior (Jared I Leto) — besiege their home searching for a fortune in bearer bonds. David Fincher’s thriller is a triumph of style over content, full | of tension and claustrophobia.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.25 Danny the Champion of the World (PG) (1969) 8.25 Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (U) (2002) 10.25 The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (PG) (2001) 12.00 The Buddy System (PG) (1984) 2.00 Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (U) (2002) 4.00 Danny the Champion of the World (PG) (1969) 6.00 The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (PG) (2001) 7.40 The Making of SWAT 8.00 America's Sweethearts (12) (2001) 10.00 From Hell (18) (2001) 12.05 Rock Star (15) (2001) 1.55 The Apocalypse (PG) (2001) 3.35 l l ie Affair of the Necklace (12) (


2001) SKY MOVIES 2


6.40 Oh GodI (PG) (1977) 8.25 Movie News 8.55 Kingdom Come (PG) (2001) 10.35 White Hunter, Black Heart (PG) (1990) 12.35 Oh God! (PG) (1977) 2.15 Deep Family Secrets (PG) CTVM 1997) 3.50 Kingdom Come (PG) (2001) 5.30 White Hunter, Black Heart (PG) (1990) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Panic Room (15) (2002) 10.00 Domestic Disturbance (12) (2001) 11.35 Panic Room (15) (2002) 1.30 One False Move (18) (1992) 3.20 Tainted Blood (15) (1993) 4.50 Deep Family Secrets (PG) (TVM 1997)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Dlnosaurusl (PG) (1960) 7.30 Jamboree (U) (1957) 9.00 People Will Talk (PG) (1951) 11.00 Dlnosaurus! (PG) (1960) 12.30 This Is Elvis (PG) (1981) 2.15 People Will Talk (PG) (1951) 4.15 Life with Father (U) (1947) 6.15 This Is Elvis (PG) (1981) 8.00 This Sporting Life (15) (1963) 10.20 10 (18) (1979) 12.25 Magic (15) (1978) 2.15 The Late Show (15) (1977) 3.55 Life with Father (U) (1947)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Zolds. 7.30 8atman. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 8.30 Pokemon Advanced. 9.00 Yu-GI-Oh! 9.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Stargate SG-1.7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Miss World 2003. 10.00 Klrst/s Home Videos. 11.00 When Sex Goes Wrong. 11.30 Double Entry. 12.00. WWE: Smackdown. 1.50 Thanks for the Mammaries. 2.40 Double Entry. 3.05 Shipmates. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live FA Cup Football. 6.00 Live Spanish Football. 10.30 Live


Saturday Fight Night. 12.00 Football Special. 12.30 Spanish Football League. 2.30 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 4.30 Windsurfing. 5.00 Drag Racing. 5.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. The Hong Kong Open.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Live Test Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 11.30 World Sport. 12.00


Live Football Special. 2.30 Live European Rugby Union. 8.00 Football Special. 8.30 Windsurfing. 9.00 International Golf. 12.00 Live Test Cricket. Australia v India.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.30 Tight Lines. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Moto Plus. 8.30 International Golf. 11.30 Euro Tour Gotf. 2.30 Test Cricket. 5.30 Windsurfing. 6.00 Max Power. 7.00 Test Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 Sports Unlimited. 1.00 Drag Racing. 1.30 Saturday Fight Night. 3.00 FA Cup Football. 5.30 Football Special.


EUROSPORT


7.30 UEFA Champions League. 8.30 Live Cross Country Skiing. From Toblach, Italy. 9.15 Alpine Skiing. 9.30 Live Biathlon. The 4x7.5km relay In Finland. 11.15 Live Cross Country Skiing. The men’s 30km free technic. 12.30 Live Curling. Sweden v Germany. 2.00 Nordic Combined Skiing. 3.00 Live Ski Jumping. K120 action from Trondheim. 4.45 Mission To Athens. 5.15 Alpine Skiing. 6.00 Alpine Skiing. 7.00 Live Italian Football. Lazio v Juventus (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.30 News Report. 9.45 Alpine Skiing. 11.00 WATTS. 11.30 Yoz Session. 12.30 Boxing. 1.30 News Report. 1.45 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Ouantum Leap. 6.00 Eldorado. 6.35 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 7.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 2point4 Children. 9.40 2point4 Children. 10.20 2point4 Children. 11.00 2point4 Children. 11.40 2point4 Children. 12.20 2point4 Children. 1.00 2point4 Children. 1.40 2point4 Children. 6.50 FILM: Scott of the Antarctic. 9.00 FILM: Rob Roy. 11.45 FILM: A Family Thing. 1.50 Red Dwarf. 2.25 Red Dwarf. 3.05 Charlie's Angels. 4.10 The Day of the Triffids.


LIVINGTV


5.05 Planet Parent. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Sheer Cover. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.40 Elmo's World. 7.55 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Buzz and Poppy. 6.45 The Story Store. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Rlcki Lake. 11.50 The Montel Williams Show. 12.40 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 1.10 Crossing Over. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 FILM: The Golden Child. 3.50


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Celebrity Extra. 4.10 Everwood. 5.05 Everwood. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 Celebrity Extra.'7.00 Elton John: One Night Only. 8.00 Meet My Folks. 9.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 10.00 Will and Grace. 10.30 Will and Grace. 11.00 Straight Dates by Gay Mates. 12.00 FILM: Mr Jones. 2.05 RLM: The Quick and the Dead. 4.00 Crossing Over. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Mind Your Language. 5.30 Mind Your Language. 6.00 Please Sir! 6.30 McCloud. 8.00 Randall and Hopklrk


(Deceased). 9.00


.Coronation Street. 11.30 The Protectors. 12.00 Randall and Hopklrk (Deceased). 1.00 The Saint. 2.00 Sherlock Holmes. 4.00 Murder, She Wrote. 5.00 Hawaii Five-O. 6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Bewitched. 7.301 Dream of Jeannie. 8.00 Sherlock Holmes. 10.00 Canned Carrott. Stand-up comedy. 10.30 The Wheeltappers. 11.00 The Knock. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 McCloud. 2.30 The Wheeltappers. 3.00 The Knock. 4.00 Jack of Diamonds. 4.30 Hollywood Confidential. Lana Turner.


SCI-FI


9.00 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040. 9.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 10.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 11.30 Ultimate Gamer. 12.00 The Infinite Worlds of HG Wells. 1.45 Glimpse. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 The Twilight Zone. 3.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 4.25 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.20


'Ultimate Gamer. 5.50 FILM: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. 8.00 FILM: Star Trek III: The Search for Spook. 10.00 FILM: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. 12.10 FILM: Wishcraft. Horror. 2.05 Lexx. 3.05 The Outer Limits. 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 12.15 Coronation Street. 2.35 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote. 3.40 Airline. 4.10 Airline. 4.40 Lance Burton: Master Magician On the Road. 5.25 Pop Idol Extra. 6.55 Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. 8.00 Pop Idol Extra. 9.00 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 9.25 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 10.10 The Record of the Yean Celebrity Choice. With Tess Daly. 11.10 Million Dollar Babes. 11.40 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 12.40 Pop Idol. 1.40 Pop Idol Extra. 2.35 Pop Idol Result. 3.00 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 3.45 Teleshopping. 4.45 Movies Now. 5.00 Trisha. 6.00 Close.


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SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


Monster’s Ball (Sky Movies 1, 9pm) Halle Berry gives an Oscar-winning turn in this study of grief and sexual longing. Billy Bob Thornton plays Death Row prison guard Hank Grotowski, who has been raised a racist bigot. But Hank re-evaluates his prejudiced outlook when he meets Leticia Musgrove (Berry), the wife of a recently executed inmate. Desperately lonely and craving phys­ ical intimacy, Hank and Leticia seek solace in sex, but the ghosts of the past continue to haunt them. Superb emotional drama.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 The Age of Innocence (U) (1993) 8.20 Dog Gone (PG) (TVM 2002) 10.00 Bonus: Master & Commander 10.20 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 12.05 Ice Age (U) (2002). 1.45 Dog Gone (PG) (TVM 2002) 3.45 The Age of Innocence (U) (1993) 6.05 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 7.30 Ice Age (U) (2002) 9.00 Monster's Ball (15) (2001) 11.00 Pearl Harbor (12) (2001) 2.00 Common Ground (15) (TVM 2000) 3.50 Me Without You (15) (2001) 5.40 Standing Room Only (PG) (2003)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.25 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (PG) (TVM 1997) 8.10 Oh God! Book TWo (PG) (1980) 9.55 The One (PG) (TVM 2003) 11.40 Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle (PG) (TVM 2003) 1.15 Oh Godl Book IWo (PG) (1960) 3.00 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (PG) (TVM 1997) 4.45 The One (PG) (TVM 2003) 6.25 Murder, She Wrote: The Celtic Riddle (PG) (TVM 2003) 8.00 Clear and Present Danger (15) (1994) 10.25 Liberty Stands Still (15) (2002) 12.05 Kiss of Death (18) (1995) 1.50 Turn It Up (18) (2000) 3.20 Time Served (18) (1999) 5.00 Lose of Faith (PG) (1997)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Love Me* Tender (U) (1956) 7.30 The Wrong Man (PG) (1956) 9.20 Cowboy (PG) (1958) 11.00 Ride Lonesome (PG) (1958) 12.20 Love Me Tender (U) (1956) 2.00 The Young Lions (PG) (1958) 4.50 Ride Lonesome (PG) (1958) 6.05 The Wrong Man (PG) (1956) 8.00 Danton (15) (1982) 10.15 Betty Blue (18) (1986) Passionate drama. 12.25 Resurrection (12) (1960) 2.15 The Changeling (15) (1979) 4.10 Dante's Inferno (PG) (1935)


SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zolds. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 8.30 Pokemon Advanced. 9.00 Yu-GI-Ohl 9.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 WWE: Tough Enough. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Family Guy. 2.30 Futurama. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Family Guy. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. . 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Klrsty's Home Videos. 10.00 FILM: Die Hard II: Die Harder. 12.20 Is Harry on the 8oat? 1.20 Sex on the Beach. 2.20 Son of the Beach. 2.45 Scrubs. 3.15 Secrets of Psychics Revealed. 4.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. The Hong Kong Open. 8.30 World Sport. 9.00 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Jimmy


Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday. Southampton v Charlton Athletic (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.30 German Football: Bundesliga. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Llga. 10.00 Football Special. 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Velocity. 12.00 German Football: Bundesliga. Latest news. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Live Test Cricket. Australia v India. 8.00 Powerboating. 8.30 International Golf. 11.30 Moto Plus. 12.00 Drag Racing. 12.30 Live European Rugby Union. Edinburgh v Toulouse (Kick-off 1.00pm) and Wasps v Perpignan. 5.00 Moto Plus. 5.30 World Sport. 6.00 Euro .Tour Golf. 9.00 International Golf. 12.00 Live Test Cricket. Australia v India.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 FA Cup Football. 8.30 Spanish Football


League. 10.30


Powerboating. 11.00 World's Fittest Woman. 12.00 Windsurfing. 12.30 Saturday Fight Night. 2.00 Moto Plus. 2.30 Powerboating. 3.00 World's Fittest Woman. 4.00 Drag Racing. 4.30 Powerboating. 5.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 European Rugby. 11.00 Powerboating. 11.30 Windsurfing. 12.00 World’s Fittest Woman. 1.00 European Rugby. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Ski Jumping. 6.30 Live Biathlon. The women’s and men's pursuits in Rnland. 10.15 Live Cross Country Skiing. From Toblach, Italy. 12.00 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. Cross country skiing from Norway. 12.30 Ski Jumping. 1.00 Live Ski Jumping.


The K120 event in Norway. 2.45 Curling. 3.45 Live Badminton. The International Open. 4.45 Winterpark Weekend. 5.00 Live Alpine Skiing. The women's Super G race in Canada. 6.15 Live Alpine Skiing. The men's Super G from Vail. 7.30 Live Italian Football. Chievo v Roma (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.15 News Report. 9.30 Curling. 11.00 Ski Jumping. 12.30 WATTS. 1.00 News 1.15 Close.


UK GOLD


5.10 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Eldorado. 6.35 It Ain't Half Hot, Mumi 7.10 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 2point4 Children. 12.40 2polnt4 Children. 1.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.05 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ’Em. 4.05 The Two Ronnies. 5.00 Porridge. 5.40 Porridge. 6.20 Porridge. 7.00 MIssMarple.


,, LIVINGTV


5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.40 Elmo's World. 7.55


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The Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Buzz and Poppy. 8.45 The Story Store. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 HI-5.10.00 The Golden Giris. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 11.30 Charmed. 12.25 Everwood. 1.20 Everwood. 2.15 Everwood. 3.10 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 FILM: The Hunt for Red October. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Royalty A-Z. 8.00 Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 Cold Squad. 12.00 FILM: Wild Orchid II: Two Shades of Blue. 1.55 FILM: The Big Chill. 3.45 The Monlel Williams Show. 4.30 The Golden Giris.


PLUS


5.00 Hawaii Flve-O. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Faith in the Future. 9.00 Harry O. 10.00 Hart to Hart. 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime. 12.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 1.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 1.30 Waiting for God. 2.00 Heartbeat. 3.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 5.00 Harry 0 . 6.00 Rising Damp. 6.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 7.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 8.00 Murder Call. 9.00 Kavanagh QC. 10.30 The Comedians. 11.00 Rising Damp. 11.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 12.00 Murder Call. 1.00 Kavanagh QC. 2.30 The Comedians. 3.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 3.30 Waiting for God. 4.00 Jeeves and Wooster.


SCI-FI


9.00 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040. 9.30 The Sentinel. 10.20 Farscape. 11.10 Ultimate Gamer. 11.40 FILM: Star Trek II: The Wrath ol Khan. 1.50 FILM: Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. 3.50 FILM: Star Trek VI: The


Undiscovered Country. 6.00 The Sentinel. 7.00 The Dead Zone. 89.00 John Doe. 10.00 FILM: The Void. 11.45 Millennium. 12.45 Millennium. 1.45 FILM: Race Against Time. 3.25 Ultimate Gamer. 3.55 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE •


7.00 Wild Weather. 8.00 Jerry Hall's Gurus. 9.00 What Not to Wear. 9.30 Dreamspaces. 10.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 10.30 Jordan: You Don’t Even Know Me. 11.30 Casino. 12.25 Love For Sale. 12.55 Jordan: You


Don’t Even Know Me. 1.55 Jerry Hall's Gums..


ITV 2


9.25 Pop Idol. 10.30 Pop Idol Result. 10.55 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 11.45 Movies Now. 11.55 Emmerdale. 2.45 Coronation Street. 5.05 The Record ol the Year 2003. 6.15 The Record ol the Year Result 2003. 7.00 The Record of the Year: Celebrity Choice. 8.00 Pop Idol. 9.05 Pop Idol Extra. 10.10 Pop Idol Result. 10.35 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 11.25 Coronation Street. 11.55 The Frank Skinner Show. Lomedy chat show. 12.45 Cold Feet. . 1.45 Beggars and Choosers. ■


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perfect with Christmas cake.


Choral first A NEW Ribble Valley choir is due to give its first ever- performance. “The Clitheroe Chorale”,


which includes around 18 singers, is bringing to its audience music which is both challenging and tradi­ tional and unlikely to have been heard before. The small chamber choir


which was formed in Sep­ tember, will stage the con­ c e r t called “ 12 days to Christmas” conducted by Mr Jolyon Fenton, a t the Trinity Methodist Church in Parson Lane, Clitheroe, next Friday. Tickets are on sale now


and a re available from Clitheroe Music on Moor Lane, Clitheroe; Kaleido­ scope in Castle Stre e t, Clitheroe, or a t the door priced £5 each.


Festive fair A CHRISTMAS fair with a difference takes place a t Ribblesdale High School Technology College, in Clitheroe, tomorrow. As well as the usual wide


range of sta lls selling all manner of festive goodies, there will also be lots of sea­ sonal activities. They include a Christ­


mas Craft Area, a “Crazy Legs Dance M a t” , an inflatable pole joust (similar to TV’s Gladiators), lots of /- new games to t ry and a “Human Christmas Tree”, rumoured to be a popular member of staff.The fair s ta r ts a t 6-30 p.m. in the school’s sp o r ts hall and everyone is welcome.


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