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Hi Paul, This is Rob Robertson and Bob Percha taking a break with Upbeat Times at Trenton Engine Plant in Trenton, Michigan. Thanks to you and R.I.S. in Santa Rosa for an entertaining lunch.~ Rob Robertson
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JOKES & Humor # 1
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, “No, I’m traveling light.” ~
Heard about that new band called 1023 MB? They haven’t had any gigs yet. ~
A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.” But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.” ~
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean martini?” the bartender asks. The Ro- man replies, “Slow down there! I’ll let you know when I want more.” ~
“I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during
the Renaissance.” Steven Wright
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