SERVICE ABOVE SELF


JULY 2017: ISSUE 100 JULY


CALENDAR and DUTIES *************************************


First Month of the New Rotary Year


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SUNDAY 2nd District Handover Lunch in Elgin


TUESDAY 4th Speaker: Will Aitken Topic: Can we Scots claim the 4th July in the US is all down to us? Reception: Forbes Lockhart Meal Tickets: Brian Gray


FRIDAYS 7th, 14th, 21st and 28th Sandcastle Competitions West Sands, 11.00am


TUESDAY 11th Club Social Event Walking quiz around St Andrews followed by a meal. Details later.


TUESDAY 18th Speaker: John McManus Topic: Coal Mining in the east Neuk of Fife.


Reception: Iain MacKinnon Meal Tickets: Mike Dow


TUESDAY 25th Speaker: Steve Spackman Topic: Skiffs Reception: George McIntosh Meal Tickets: Jim Douglas


SUNDAY 30th St Andrews Highland Games and Duck Race Details later.


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NB Please remember to arrange for a substitute if you are unable to fulfil your duty and inform Deirdre, Fiona and Grace of any changes.


A Golfer’s Trip to the Dentist submitted by Angus Peters


Marcel and his wife Janet walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already...I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!” The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer with real balls!!" So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.


Answers: total from 1 to 10 = 55, from 1 to 50 = 1275, from 1 - 500 = 125,250.


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