DELMER & CECIL
DELMER & CECIL
sayin’ nothin’ about nothin’
Cecil: Well, the snow’s all gone, the geese are back crappin’ in the fields, I guess summer’s finally arrived! Delmer: I went down to the municipal beach yesterday and Gladys Tomkins was there with Ernie. There oughta be some sort of by-law against some people wearin’ bikinis! Cecil: Careful what ya say, Delmer. Delmer: Whaddya mean? Cecile: It’s not politically correct these days ta say anything about anything. Delmer: I was just gonna say I thought they retired all the circus elephants. Cecil: See, that’s what I mean! If the “League of Chunky Women Beach Aficionados” heard ya say that, there’d be hell ta pay! Delmer: All I’m sayin’ is she looks like her chute didn’t open. Cecil: Now the “Parachute Makers of Greater Thurso” would get pissed off! Delmer: Holy geez, ya can’t say nothin’ about nothin’, yer right!
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Cecil: Now the “Official Unhinged Wing of the Young Socialist Workers’ Party of Stormont Dundas” would object to you using the word “right”. Delmer: Let’s change the subject Cecil: The “Anti-Monarchist Movement” would object to the use of the word “subject”. Delmer: My brain hurts, let’s go to the tavern! Cecil: Good idea! Delmer: I suppose Kathleen Wynne would recoil from the term “good idea”?
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