got my own record label. The more I think about it, good, bad or indifferent, I am quali- fied to be on the Outlaw Cruise.
Can you give us an update on anything coming up for you? What’s going on with Paul Thorn? Well, the biggest thing I’ve got going, is I’ve been away from home for three weeks. I’ll be going home in two more days. And at least that first night, my wife will feel obligated to give me sex that first night anyway. (Laughs) And then she’ll probably cut me off after that but.. (Both laugh) If for no other reason out of obligation, I should do well that first night.
(still laughing) Other people say, “yeah, I’ve got this big concert coming up…. “ but Paul says, “Yeah, I’m looking for- ward to getting home and gettin’ some.” Yeah, that’s right! Them other people, they’re just saying what they think they ought to say. But the outlaws in the world, they say what they want.
The Outlaw’s coming home, baby, get ready!! Woohoo! That’s right. Every woman I’ve ever had sex with, I give them the same guarantee. You know what that is?
What? “Baby, I’m really gonna enjoy this.” That’s my guarantee. I guarantee every one of them I’m going to enjoy it. I can’t guarantee they’re gonna enjoy it, but I can guarantee I will.
Well, that’s very nice of you. Yeah, I try to give back. I try to be like Jesus, minus the super power. (Both still laughing)
Man, you’re crazy. No wonder I like 18
you so much. I’m a Outlaw! Howard Fenster was an Out- law. I know for a fact the people in his town thought he was a joke.
Yeah, that’s the way it goes with most Outlaws. Because he did not play the game. But he left a special mark behind.
I came just a hair away from buying a rotary dial phone from an art gallery in Greenville, SC in 1991. He had painted all over that phone. On the handle it said, “Dial 1 for Heaven.” And it had all these little angels and all like that. Don’t you just kick yourself for not buying it?
Yeah, ‘cause at that time, I could have had that thing for $60! That’s the thing about it, back then his stuff was pretty affordable.
Yeah, now they’re legendary. Kind of like you – Legendary Outlaw Artist, Paul Thorn. Yeah … you can look rough and dress like a bad ass, but that’s just clothes you’re wearing. It doesn’t say anything about what you’re about.
I gotta add to that, though. It’s not just Legendary Outlaw, Paul Thorn. It’s Horny Legendary Outlaw Artist, Paul Thorn. That’s right! That’s a good point you just made. •
Thanks to Billy Maddox and thank you to Colleen Knights for typesetting this one!
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