Bill: Do you know what I’m really dreading in old age ? Bob: No Bill, what’s that ? Bill: Incontinence !
Hyndburn Stray Dogs in Need
Giving Stray Dogs a Second Chance
All Jewellery, Coins & small items of scrap metal Will Collect
www.hyndburnstraydogsinneed.co.uk 8.
01254 875990 15 Whalley Rd, Accrington
What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of Tomato !...
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre. He approached a security guard and said, "I've lost my Grandad." The guard asked, "What's his name?" The child replied, "Grandad." The guard smiled asked: "But what's he
like?" The little angel
thought for a moment and then replied, "cans of lager and women with big boobs.
7. Fern Britton
Scientist have just unearthed a human Jawbone that is over 2 Million years old. They said it belonged to a woman and they can prove it because it is still moving…
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