Hi there Happy Heralders,
Here is a picture of a sign on a gate on Norfolk Street, Nelson. (not re-touched). There must be some spirited dogs in Nelson!
Regards, Ian M. Burnley.
A GRACIOUS MOTHER OF THE BRIDE. Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. “Absolutely not! I look like a million dollars in this dress, and I'm wearing it,” she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it." Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''
( IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)
My dad got a job at an orange juice factory last week but he only lasted three days.
They found he couldn’t concentrate.
I remember the days when we had trust in the hospital and not the hospital in a trust.
The sound of the owl on a dark Halloween night is a really spooky noise, but what's the most
common owl in Britain ? The teat owl.
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( found in every kitchen.) Don’t worry chaps—it’s a woman thing.
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