If you are reaching the grand retiring age of 65 this April you are in good company. 1st - Arthur Conley, US soul singer (Sweet Soul Music) 1st - John Barbata, drummer (Turtles-Happy Together.) 1st - Ronnie "Plonk" Lane, rock bassist (Small Faces) 3rd - Dee Murray, rocker (Elton John Band) 3rd - John Virgo, British snooker player 5th - Jane Asher, Paul McCartney's girlfriend/actress. 9th - Alan Knott, great English cricket wicketkeeper (1967-81) 9th - Les Gray, vocalist (Mud) 9th - Philip Wright, rocker (Paper Lace) 12th - Ed O'Neill, actor (Al Bundy-Married with Children) 13th - Al Green, soul singer (Lets Stay Together) 14th - Patrick Fairley, guitarist (Marmalade-Oh bla di Oh bla da) 17th - Clare Francis, yachtswoman/novelist (Come Hell or High Water) 17th - Henry Kelly, British broadcaster 18th - Alexander "Skip" Spence, guitarist/vocalist (Moby) 18th - Hayley Mills, actress (Parent Trap, Pollyanna) 19th - Tim Curry, actor (Rocky Horror Show) 21st - S Venkataraghavan, cricketer (Indian off-spinner, Test umpire, ICC referee)
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The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk Honestly......
I went to the Patent Office trying to r e g i s t e r s o m e o f m y inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "A folding bottle." She said, "Okay. What do you call it?" I said, "A Fottle." "What else do you have?" I told her, "A folding carton." "What do you call it?" I said, "A Farton." She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude." I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket. Laughing keeps you young.
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Music Quiz. The answers are sneakily hidden in the adverts. You know the song, but what musical was it from ? 1. There’s no business like show business. 2. The Impossible Dream. 3. I Could Have Danced All Night. 4. There Is Nothing Like A Dame. 5. Take That Look Off Your Face. 6. Bless Your Beautiful Hide. 7. Hopelessly Devoted To You. 8. Tonight. 9. Getting To Know You. 10. Love Changes Everything.
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time.....
7. Grease.
Quiz. All the answers can be found in these pages. 1. Which Rock Star in a 60’s band had the nickname “Plonk?” 2. Who played police sergeant Joe Friday in “Dragnet ?” 3. What went on sale in London for the first time in 1633 ? 4. Where did the Battle of Gallipoli take place ? 5. What was the name of the first steamship to cross the Atlantic ? 6. What was the profession of St George’s father ? 7. Who was the only Father/Daughter double act to have a no1 single? 8. Where is the main Tulip growing area in the UK ? 9. Which sketch show inspired the Monty Python team ? 10. Which racecourse is closest to the city of Cambridge ?
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