1. Annie Get Your Gun.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
How can you tell the sex of a bird ? From previous page. Modern Technology. ? Some innovations are amazing, but some make you think that we’re going backwards. When we used to have those “H” shaped aerials we could always get a picture on the telly. Now we have satellite dishes giving half a million channels of rubbish, and when it rains the picture goes off.
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No Secrets 10.
After 55 years of marriage a friend askes the husband, “Are there any secrets between you two, do you ever hide anything from each other ?” “Well yes.” Replies the old man with a sly grin. “I have £10,000 in a bank account that Mary doesn’t know about, and she has a bank account with £10,000 that I don’t know about.”
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