A little
girl was diligently pounding away on her
grandfather's word processor... She told him she was writing a story. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
Harold & Ethel. Harold: What
would
you do if I died before you dear ? Ethel: I will probably look to sharing a house with two or three single or widowed ladies, perhaps women who were a bit younger than me as I’m still fairly active for my age. What about you Harold, what will you do if I die before you ? Harold: Probably the same.
Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield. 3.1415927 dead.
ROMANCE An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my Neck.." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.. "To get my teeth!"
English is such a Nothing lowers the level of conversation like raising one’s voice.
The statement below is true. The statement above is false.
hard language. To “take care” of something means a different thing depending whether you are Al Pacino or Julie Andrews.
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I think it was John Lennon that said “ Life is what happens while you’re making other plans.” But he also said. “I am the walrus, I am the eggman.” So I don’t know what to believe. David Brent.
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