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■ C a su a lty (B B C ON E , 8.20pm) New series. Charlie, Guppy, Abs and Comfort help at the clinic Duffy h a s set up in Cambodia, and their skills are soon tested.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 11.30 E v e r Wondered About Fo o d ? (S) 12.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 12.10 Football Focus (S) 1.00 Grandstand: World Road Race Cycling


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1.50 Racing from Ascot Times may vary. (S) 4.30 R n a l Score Round-up of results. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive service.


5.30 B B C News; Regional News; Weather 5.50 R LM : Men in Black (1997) Sci-fi adventure, starring Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Linda Rorentino, Rip Torn and Vincent D’Onofrio. (S)


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7.20 National Lottery Day — Everyone’s a Vtfinner Noel Edmonds hosts a one-off game show, choosing players from members of the public at home, in the studio and at Lottery-funded locations. Plus, the Thunderball and Dream Number draws. (S)


8.20 Casualty New series. Charlie, Guppy, Abs and Comfort help at the clinic Duffy has set up in Cambodia. However, therr skills are tested when a boy falls from a tree and is knocked unconscious, and it takes a call to Harry in England to help them through the operation. Meanwhile, Maggie is impressed by the'work of an exchange doctor. Continues tomorrow. (S)


9.10 National Lottery Day — Everyone’s a Winner Noel Edmonds links up with people around the country a s he returns


• with the second part of the bid-money game show. Featuring Linda Barker presenting the Amazing Space Award and Jonathan Edwards honouring a Local Legend. Plus, a performance by McFly and the all-important Lotto draw. (S)


9.50 B B C News; Weather (S) 10.10 Match of the Day Highlights of today’s Premiership clashes, including Liverpool V Tottenham Hotspur at Anfield, where two clubs expected to be challenging in the top six do battle. (S)


11.30 R LM : Fatal Beauty (1987) Whoopi Goldberg plays a narcotirfs cop assigned to find dealers peddling a new drug which has lethal effects on would-be users. Unimpressive comedy thriller, with Sam Elliott Brad Dourif, Ruben Blades and Hanis Yulin. (S)


1.10 Friday Night with Jonathan R o s s With Ian Wright. Music is provided by Sparks: (R) (S) Weathen/iew


2.15 B B C News 24


■ Golf: Ryder C up Highlights (B B C TWO, 8.30pm) Gary Lineker presents highlights of the second day of the 36th Ryder Cup at the K Club in Straffan, Ireland.


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6.00 C Be ebies 7.00 C B B C 12.00 S e e Hear (S) 12.45 Davis Cup Ten nis Ukraine v Great Britain. Live coverage of the second- round play-off in the Europe/Africa zone at the Lawn Tennis Club in Odessa, featuring the doubles nrbber. Commentary by Chris Bradnam and Andrew Castle. (S)


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1.45 R im 2006 with Jonathan R o s s Michael Caine’s new movie Children of Men. (R)


2.15 Star Trek: The Next Generation Sci-fi


drama, stam'ng Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard. (R) (S)


3.00 FILM: The Alamo (1960) John Wayne stars a s Davy Crockett in this sprawling epic reconstructing the battle between 7,000 Mexican troops and 200 Texan volunteers fighting for independence. (S)


5.40 R o g It! Paul Martin meels people in Torquay eager to make a profit selling their valuables, and learns about the history of marbles. (R) (S)


6.40 R LM : Operation Crossbow (1965) Fascinating World War Two action adventure about a group of daredevil commandos sent to destroy a top-secret Nazi missile base. George Peppard, Sophia Loren, Trevor Howard, Tom Courtenay, Anthony Quayle and John Mills head the cast. (S)


8.30 Golf: Ryder C up Highlights Gary Lineker presents highlights of the second day of the 36th Ryder c5up at the K Club in Straffan, Ireland, featuring the second round of fourballs and foursomes. The European team enjoyed a successful ciay at this stage two years ago, a s they built up an impressive 11-5 lead and they will be keen to repeat that performance as they continue their quest to retain the crown. Commentary by Peter Alliss, Ken Brown and Sam Torrance. (S)


10.30 R LM : The Shining (1980) Aspiring writer Jack Nicholson takes a caretaking job in an isolated hotel — but evil spirits dwelling within begin to haunt him, cadsing him to terrorise his unfortunate family. Stanley KrJbrick’s version of the Stephen King novel wasn't popular with the author, but genre aficionados cite this a s one of the best horrors ever made, with creepy camera work, a memorable score and inspired casting. Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd and Scatman Crothers co-star. (S)


12.30 B B C News 24 2.00 B B C Learning Zone (S)


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5.30 rrv Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey!


7.25 Toonattik (S) 9.25 Saturday Cooks — Chef v Britain (R)


9.55 Saturday Cook s Live! (S) 11.30 CITV 12.30 L ew is Hamilton: The Road to Formula One IS) r r v News ; Weather (S) Regional Programme Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (R) (S) FILM: T h e Lost World: Ju ra s s ic Park (1997) Adventure sequel, starring Jeff Goldblum and Julianne Moore. (S) Regional Programme r r v News ana Sport; Weather (S) You ’v e Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates a holiday special. (S) Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway The duo challenge comedians Harry Hill and Al Murray to a race on their wacky track in Beat the Boys. Singer Beyonce Knowles joins in the fun and performs her latest single. (S) T h e X Factor The audifibns come to an end a s Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh and Sharon Ostjoume visit London and Birmingham to select the final contestants and learn who they will be


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4.35 4.50 5.05


6.05 7.20 8.20


mentoring. (S) Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?


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Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to take the hotseat and have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives— with lifelines Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. (S) afterlife Alison and Robert investigate a series of suicides in a prison, whera murderer Ian Garland claims an evil spirit urged him to commit multiple crimes. The medium is soon convinced the ghost is responsible for the deaths and tries to exorcise it — but endures terrifying visions of the killer’s victims in the process. David Threlfall guest stars, with Lesley Sharp. (S)


10.20 Parkinson Dame Edna Everage chats to the veteran broadcaster, along with actress Helen Mirren and style gums Trinny Woodall and Susannah Constantine. Plus, Razorlight perform in the studio. (S)


11.20 r r v News; Weather (S) 11.35 Tarrant on TV (R) (S) 12.00 Th e Mint; ITV News Headlines 4.35 Trading Treasures (R) (S) 5.00 r r v Nightscreen


6.05 Making It (R) (S) 6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 7.00 FIA GT Championship 7.30 British F3 International Series 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8 5 5 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 9.25 T4: Friends (R) (Sj 9 5 0 Princess Nikki (S) 10.30 T4: Popworid (S) 11.20 T4: Jamelia: T4 Specia l (S) 11.55 T4: Totally Boyband (S) 12.30 T4: Freaky (S) 1.00 T4: Charmed (R) (S) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Haydock Park and Market Rasen Lesley Graham and Emma Spencer introduce live coverage of this afternoon’s seven feature races, including the 3.45 bluesqpoker.com Juvenile Novices’ Hurdle (2m 1 1/2f). Commentary by Graham Goode, Nick Luck and Stewart Machin. (S)


4.05 A Place in the Sun : Home or Away A couple choose between Wales and the Italian Riviera. (R) (S)


5.05 Wife Swap Two wives exchange families. (R) (S)


6.05 Deal or No Deal Game show, with Noel Edmonds. (S)


6.50 Channel 4 News (S) 7.20 Bremner, Bird & Fortune New series. Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune report on the party conference season and obesity is the hot topic of conversation at the dinner party. Meanwhile, Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett is the guest in a reasonably priced caravan. (S)


8.20 Elizabeth 1 Helen Mirren stars in a two-part drama chronicling the Virgin Queen's later years, beginning by examining her relationship with the Earl of Leicester. Concludes tomorrow.


10.20 FILM: Saturday Night Fever (1977) John Travolta gives an Oscar-nominated performance a s a streetwise shop assistant who devotes his life to the disco scene. Gritty drama, featuring a smash-hit Bee Ge es soundtrack. (S)


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12.35 4Music: Ibiza Rocks 1.05 4Music: U-Music Awards 2006: The Documentary


1.35 4Music: Jeff Tweedy: Live in Concert 2.05 4Music: 4Play: Paolo Nutini 2.20 The Dead Zone (S) 3.05 FILM: The Principles of Lu s t (2003) Premiere. Drama, stamng Alec Newman.


5.05 Supporting Ac ts (R) (S) 5.20 Countdown (R) (S)


■ afterlife (ITV1,9.20pm) Alison investigates a series of suicides in a prison, where serial killer Ian Garland claims an evil spirit urged him to commit his crimes. Lesley Sharp stars.


■ Bremner, Bird 8i Fortune (Ch4,7.20pm) New series. Rory Bremner, John Bind and John For­ tune report on the party conference seaso n and obe­ sity is the hot topic of conversation.


■ Law & Order: Specia l Victims


Unit (five, 10.10pm)


The police come under suspicion when a prisoner


dies in custody ■ after being beaten and sexually assaulted.


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshake! 9.05 Shake! 11.35 FILM: Columbo: Double Sho ck (1973) Detective drama, starring Peter Falk.


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1.15 R LM : Desperately Seeking S u san (l985) Offbeat comedy, starring Madonna and Rosanna Arquette. (S)


3.10 FILM: Multiplicity (1996) Comedy, starring Michael Keaton. (S)


5.15 FILM: Dennis the Menace Strikes Again (1998) Comedy sequel, stamng Don Rickies, George Kennedy and Justin Cooper. (S)


6.30 House The team attempt to diagnose and treat a mobster in time (or his testimony in a court case — but complications arise when they find the patient has been poisoned. (R) (S)


7.15 NCIS The team’s investigation into a commander’s death uncovers a long list of enemies, leading to the arrest of one of his ensigns — but they soon suspect they have the wrong man. (S)


8.00 five news and sport (S) 8.15 NCIS A Marine’s wife kills an intruder,


and later claims he tried to rape her. The team investigate — and find themselves forced to embark on a mystifying wild goose chase through a stack of old ca se files. They eventually discover the woman was leading a double life while her husband was serving overseas. (S)


9.10 C SI : Crime Scen e Investigation A man with a condition that caused his entire body to be covered in hair is found murdered. Warrick discovers the victim had extensive gambling debts, and suspects a creditor may be the culprit. However, the team are surprised to discover an eyewitness right under their noses — the dead man’s similarly afflicted sister was hiding in the house at the time. (R) (S)


10.10 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The police come under suspicion when a prisoner dies in custody after being beaten and sexually assaulted. Drama, starring Christopher Melon!, Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T. (S)


11.10 Trust Me I’m a Holiday Rep The tough world of holiday repping proves too much for Sam Rowley, who walks out of the show. Former royal butler Paul Burrell receives a mixed I reaction when he joins the group. (S)


12.10 The Ultimate Celebrity Fashion Frock- Ups Style disasters of the stars. (R) (S)


1.10 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 5.35 Wildlife S O S (R) (S)


■ Jane Ey re (BBC ONE,


9pm) Jane (Ruth Wiison) takes up her first position


at the home of the alluring and unpredictable


Edward Rochester (Toby Stephens).


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 22S43298 7.35 Match of the Day (R) (S) 3761279 g 00 Sunday AM (S) 5741S 10.00 Heaven and Earth with Gioria Hunniford (S) 757B6


11.00 Countryfiie (S) BB250 12.00 Regional Programme 1.00 'Alio'Alio! (R) (S) 99366 1.30 C a sh in the Attic (R) (S) 62540 2.30 Keeping Up Appearances (R) (S) 19301B2


3.05 E a s t& id e rs (S) 74150502 4.55 A s Time G o e s By Comedy about late- blossoming love. (R) (S) 207229B


5.25 My Family Susan starts planning Ben’s funeral. (R) (S) 9900347


5.55 Points of view New series. Viewers’ comments. (S) 105453


6.10 S o n g s of Praise Jonathan Edwanls learns more about Hanrest Festival a s he visits the residents oi Chelmsford. With music from soul singer Heather Small and the Cantate Youth Choir. (S) 4B9144


6.45 Antiques Roadshow New series. Michael Aspel presents the show from (Bloucester Cathedral, where experts are asked to value objects including an early Doctor Who script and rare examples of Lalique glass. (S) 497298


7.35 B B C News; Regional News ; Weather (S) 801908


8.00 Casu alty Conclusion. Maggie treats a boy hurt in the bus crash, despite his mother disrupting her work, Harry and Somnang work together to discover the cause of a girl’s injury. (S) 8231


9.00 Jan e E y re New four-part adaptation of Charlotte Bronte’s novel about an orphan girl who struggles to survive the harsh treatment of a boarding school to embark on a trareer as a governess. Jane lakes up her first position at the home of the alluring and unpredictable Edward Rochester, under the watchful eye of laundrywoman Grace Poole. Ruth Wilson, Toby Stephens and Francesca Annis star. (S) 8095


10.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 757927 10.15 Panorama In-deplh cunent affairs reports covering the stories behind the headlines. (S) 405250


10.55 HLM: Protocol (1984) Scatterbrained waitress Goldie Hawn is offered a high-ranking government job after inadvertently saving a Middle Eastern leader’s life. Comedy, with Chris Sarandon; (S) Weatherview 49672317


12.30 Sign Zon e: Al-Qaida (R) (S) 32670 1.30 Sign Zon e: Holby City (R ) (S ) 69564 2.30 B B C News 24 (S) 3662670


■ Arrested


Development (B B C TWO, 11.15pm) Michael learns the company stock rating ha s gone from triple to doni buy, and decides to visit his father in prison to gloat.


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6.00 C Be ebies 28475 7.00 C B B C 105095 10.00 E lle ry Queen (R) (S) 9859076 10.50 Regional Programme 1.00 Th e Flying Gardener (R) (S) 97908 1.30 Sunday Grandstand: MotoGP 2742908 2.40 Racing from Ascot Clare Balding presents live coverage of the 2.45 Grosvenor Casinos Cumberland Lodge Stakes (1 m 4Q. (S) 4884811


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2.50 J im Laker Feature (S) 4871347 3.05 Racing from Ascot The 3.20 tolesport Stakes (Heritage Handicap) {1m 41). (5)5478163


3.25 Women’s Rugby Union World Cup (S) 2988960


3.40 Racing from Ascot The 3.50 John Guest Diadem Stakes (6f). (S) 8968415


4.00 Rugby League (S) 796 4.30 World Road Race C yc lin g and Badminton (S) 76298


5.30 FILM: Never So Few (1959) Romantic World War Two drama, starring Frank Sinatra as a US captain who falls in love while on leave. With Gina Lollobrigida and Steve McQueen. (S) 35076


7.30 Golf: Ryder Cup Highlights Gary Lineker presents highlights of the third and final day of the 36th Ryder Cup at the K Club in SIraffan, Ireland, featuring the singles matches. Colin Monfgomene was in inspired form on the last day in 2004, sinking the putt that clinched the title, and his experience will be crucial to Ian Woosnam’s team, a s the Americans look to regain the cup they lost in 2002. Commentary by Peter Alliss, Ken Brown and Sam Torrance. (S) 59144


9.30 R a y Meats Explorations with the adventurous survival expert, featuring all manner of tips on living in the great outdoors. (R) (S) 94788


10.00 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles reviews the day’s Premiership action, featuring the game at St James’ Park between Newcastle United and Everton. (S) 3 71347


10.45 Extras David Bowie offers some home truths to Andy a s he finally realises his dream of TV success, but it Is soon apparent that fame comes at a price. Liza Tarbuck also stars. (R) (S) 330521


11.15 Arrested Development New series. Michael discovers Uncle Oscar is in jail. (S) 999160


11.35 Arrested Development Michael's investigation leads him to a beautiful British woman. (S) 696796


12.00 B B C News 24 (S) 20767 2.00 B B C Learning Zone (S) 4251090


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5.30 r r v Morning News (S) 83076 6.00 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 55569 7.00 Ni Ni’s Treehouse 4215231 7.25 Toonattik (S) 78893892 9.25 C r rV 7385057 10.00 The Championship (S) 93182 11.00 The Sunday Edition (S) 80818 12.00 Regional Programme 12.05 Th e Way We Worshipped (S) 9943182 12.35 P ar ish in the Sun (R) (S) 8019231 1.05 Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) 73075908 1.35 Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) 94669927 2.00 Th e X Factor (R ) (S ) 47237 3.00 British Touring C a r Championship Round nine from Brands Hatch. (S) 77778


4.30 World Rally Championship (S) 63724 5.30 Airline Veteran tennis player Phillip Warr arrives too late to board a flight to Glasgow for a tournament. (R) (S) 366


6.00 Regional Programme 6.25 Regional Programme


6.40 rrv News; Weather (S) 770279 7.00 Emmerdale Grayson makes an offer for Mill Cottage, but struggles to find the deposit. Eric tries to convince Diane to go into partnership with Val, and Carl’s suspicions about Cha s deepen. (S) 6237


7.30 Coronation Street Violet grows suspicious about Jamie’s sexuality and asks Sean to find out if her boyfriend is gay. Audrey calls on Fred when she discovers an intruder has been in her house. (S) 475


8.00 Th e Royal Mr Rose and Dr Ormerod have an unexpected adventure when they visit a hippie commune, while Dr Goodwin uncovers dark secrets surrounding the parents of a sick baby. Paul Fox stars. (S) 3927


9.00 Midsomer Murders The final episode of the series se es Barnaby and Jones investigating the deaths of a female


annual contest between men and women. The pair soon discover the preacher had a secret that could provide a motive — but when another body is found, they realise the answer to all the deaths lies in history. (S) 3786


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11.00 r r v News; Weather (S) 571928 11.10 Th e South Bank Show Interview with


Robbie Coltrane. (S) 454811


12.10 Victim 0001 A chaplain who died in the September 11 tragedy. (R) (S) 4395816


4.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) 2436038 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 70859


1.10 Th e Mint Interactive game show: ITV News Headlines 49568477


ensioner and a suspect vicar, who were oth killed during Burnham village's


6.05 Making It (R) 2297502 6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 3549540 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 1327873 7.00 Transworld Sport (S) 3849786 7.55 Adrenalin Rush 4962106 8.25 Freesports on 4 5132637 8.55 T4: Popworid (R) (S) 9397231 9.45 T4: Friends (R) (S) 928732 10.15 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 99805434 12.45 T4: G ir ls Aloud: Off the Record (S) 350250


■ MIdsomer Murders ( r rv i ,9 pm ) A contest pitting men against women results in the deaths of a female pensioner and a suspect vicar. Jes sica Brooks stara.


■ Men In White (Ch4,5.45pm) Dr Adam Ruther­ ford, Dr Basil Singer and engi­ neer Jem Stans- field design a pick- up-claw and a germicidal UV light to clean up after flatmates.


■ Tru st Me I’m a Holiday Rep (five, 10.45pm) Noel and Paul organise an afternoon five-a- side football match, but tempers flare when Rowland Rivron referees the game.


6.00 Milkshake! 4633293 9.00 Shak e! 4630732


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12.30 Revelations (R) (S) 5793724 1.05 five news update (S) 92077647 1.15 Monster Moves (R) (S) 79295434 2.20 R LM : Columbo: Murder Under G la s s (1978) The crumpled detective investigates blackmail and murder in the world of haute cuisine. Fascinating crime drama, starring Peter Falk and Louis Jourdan. 2189521


1.15 T4: Beauty and the Ge ek (S) 782095 2.15 T4: Ju s t in Timbertake: T 4 Special (R) (S) 5802453


4.20 T4: Charmed (S) 1569144 5.20 T4: Th e Simpsons (R) (S) 9903434 5.45 Men in White Designing an equine airbag. (S) 476057


2.50 T4: Friends (R) (S) 8834279 3.20 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years (S) 8130637


3.55 FILM: Michael (1996) Two cynical reporters discover a chain-smoking, beer-swilling angel whose behaviour makes them believe he’s more sinner than saint. Romantic comedy, starring John Travolta. (S) 2014618


6.45 Lost As the castaways bury their dead, Michael is determined to launch an attack on the Others, while flashbacks reveal what happened to him during the time he went missing. (R) (S) 193960


7.40 Channel 4 News (S). 789347 7.55 Elizabeth I Conclusion of the two-part drama chronicling the Virgin Queen’s later years, focusing on her relationship with the arrogant young Earl of Es se x . Despite her physical attraction to him, the monarch knows the young lord's ambitions could endanger her throne, so sets about stopping him from gaining power with the help of adviser Robert Cecil. Helen Mirren takes the title role, with Hugh Dancy and Toby Jones. (R) (S) 93772347


10.00 FILM: The Texas Chain saw Mas sacre (2003) Premiere. Terrified teenagers are pursued by a chainsaw-wieldinq maniac and his equally bloodthirsty family. Horror remake, starring Jes sica Biel. fS) 331892


11.50 4Music: Franz Ferdinand in South America 727989


12.20 4Music: 4Music Presents : The Streets (R) (S) 4576583


12.50 4Musrc: Road to V (R) 3351458 1.05 4Music: 4Play: The D atsuns 4159670 1.15 The Dead Zone (S) 8632632 2.05 The Dead Zone (S) 9574545 2.50 Last Train (R) (S) 7593854 2.55 KOTV 5749545 3.25 Freesports on 4 (R) 83611380 3.50 Adrenalin Rush (R) 17959106 4.20 British F3 Intemalional S e r ie s (R) 28782699


4.45 Freesports on 4 (R) 69042854 5.10 Countdown (R) (S) 3585403


5.50 five news and sport (S) 9187786 6.00 ' FILM: Short Circuit 2 (1988) Batty state- of-the-art military robot Johnny Rve is reunited with an old friend in the big city. The manic mechanoid soon embarks on a fact-finding tour, but along the way gets Involved in a series of escapades culminating in a bank robbery. This sequel to the popular comedy adventure is enjoyable enough tor undisceming viewers, but undeniably daft. Rsher Stevens, Michael McKean, Cynthia Gibb and Jack Weston star. (S) 1375231


8.00 Greatest E v e r Blockbuster Movies Giles Coren presents a countdown of the nation’s favourite box office smashes, including Star Wars, Jaws and Independence Day, a s voted by the channel’s viewers and readers of The Times. The programme features interviews with famous faces including Billy Zane, Margot Kidder, Dee Wallace Stone, Carl Reiner and Connie Nielsen. (S) 49122540


10.45 T ru st Me I’m a Holiday Rep Brandon gets told off by a large family who have missed their flight after being given incorrect infonnation. Meanwhile, a s the girls enjoy some time off, Noel and Paul organise an afternoon five-a-side football match, but tempers flare when Rowland referees the game. (S) 41076705


11.50 r ru Triathlon Highlights from one of the biggest events on the triathlon calendar, the Lausanne World Championships, where 3,500 athletes from 50 different countries descend on the Swiss city in the hope of being crowned world champion. 1625328


12.40 Major League Baseball With Jonathan Gould and Josh Chetwynd. 31307632


4.00 Cricket on five (R) 8626477 4.40 Football Argentina (R) 41363854


SKY MOVIES 1 11 ^0 Monster Island (2004) See 5.55pm.


1.05 The Red Sneakers (2001) Comedy, starring Dempsey Pappion. 0.55 Driven to Succeed (2004) Fact-based drama, stam'ng Cybill Shepherd, Tim Matheson and Joanna Cassidy. 4J25 Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Comedy, starring Jon Heder. 5.55 Monster Island (2004) Low-budget horror, with Carmen Electra. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones (2002) Sci-fi sequel, starring Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman. 10.25 Independence Day (1996) Blockbusting sci-fi adventure, starring Will Smith, Bill Pullman and Jeff Goldblum. 12.50 Star Wars: Episode 1


1 — Attack of the Clones (2002)


See 8.00pm. 3.15 Army of Darkness (1992) Horror sequel, starring Bruce Campbell. 5.00 Driven to Succeed (2004) See 2.55pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.40 The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) See 4.00pm.


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12.20 Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) See 6.00pm. 9 9fi Miracle in the Woods (1997) Drama, starring Meredith Baxter. 4.00 The Adventures of Pinocchio (1996) Family fun. with Martin Landau, Genevieve Bujold. Bebe Neuwirth and Rob Schneider. 5.40 Wedding Crashers: Making Of Behind the scenes of the comedy. 6.00 Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Live action-cartoon whodunit, starring Bob Hoskins, Christopher Lloyd and Joanna Cassidy. 8.00 Wedding Crashers (2005) Premiere. Comedy, starring Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Christopher Walken and Jane Seymour. 10.0513 Going on 30 (2004) Comedy, starring Jennifer Gamer. 12.00 Primal Fear (1996) Courtroom thriller, starring Richard Gere. 2.15 The Pentagon Papers (2003) Political drama, starring James Spader, Paul Giamatti and Claire Forlanl. 3 J 5 Mermaids (2003) Fantasy adventure, starring Sarah Lame. - 5.30 Danny the Champion of the World (1989) Children's adventure, starring Jeremy Irons, Samuel Irons, Robbie Coltrane and Cyril Cusack.


SKY ONE 12.00 Dinotopla 1.00 Malcolm in the Middle 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle


2.00 Malcolm in the Middle 2.30 Malcolm In the Middle 3.00 Malcolm in the Middle 3.30 Malcolm In the Middle 4.00 The 10th Kingdom 5.00 Stargate SG-1 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer goes undercover for the gov-. ernmenL 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. Mr Bums.campaigns to become state governor. 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Vroom Vroom 9.00 Best of Bralniac: Science Abuse. Highlights of the science show. 10.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 11.00 Asbo Fever 12.00 A Town Called Eureka 1.00 Big Ron Manager 1.50 Las Vegas 2.40 Nip/Tuck 3.30 Ultimate Superheroes 4.20 Ultimate Super Villains 5.10 Ultimate Super Vixens


BBC THREE ' 7.00 Doctor Who Confidential 7.30 Doctor Who. Part two of two. The Cybermen take over London. 8.20 Top Gear. Jeremy Clarkson builds and races a Caterham 7.9.20 Rim: Under Siege 2: Dark Territoiy (1995). Action adventure, stam'ng Steven Seagal. 11.00 Uttle Miss Jocelyn. Comedy sketch show. 11.30 I'm With Stupid 12.00 Razorlight— Live 12.40 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 1.10 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive 1.40 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive 2.10 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 2.40 Rob Btydon’s Annually Retentive 3.10 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 3.35 Little Miss Jocelyn 4.05 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.30 Coronation Street 3.00 Cruises Undercover 4.00


The Planet's Funniest Animals 4.20 High School Reunion 520 The New Adventures of Superman 620 The New Adventures of Superman 720 • The New Adventures of Superman 8.20 The Xtra Factor. Behind the scenes of the talent show. 920 Rim: The Grinch (2000). Comedy, starring Jim Carrey. Including Entertainment News Update. 1120 The X Factor. The final auditions in London and Birmingham. 1220 The Xtra Factor ,1.20 The Mint: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


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11.55 JD Set Presents Bestival 12.55 Red Square: Sdssor Sisters 2.00 4Music Presents: The Zutons 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.05 Lost. The pressure takes its toll on Hurley. 7.05 Invasion. Russell is accused of murder. 8.00 Friends. Rachel loses Ross’s monkey. 8.30 Friends. Chandler's date Ignores him. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Rims. Concluding part of the movie countdown. 12.15 Pom: A Family Business 12.55 Lost 1.50 Invasion 2.45 Red Square: Scissor Sisters 3.45 JO Set Presents Bestiva) 4.45 Switched 5.05 Swtched 5.30 Switched


SKY SPORTS 1 7.00 Uve Ryder Cup Golf. *The second day at the K Club In Straffan, Ireland, featuring the second round of fourballs. followed by foursomes this afternoon. 7.00 Ryder Cup Golf 10.00 Rugby Union .12.00 Ryder Cup Golf 3.00 Rugby Union 5.00 ICC Cricket World 5.30 Motor Sport


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Live Football Special. Uverpool v Tottenham Hotspur (Kid<-off 12.45pm). 3.00 Soccer Saturday 6.00 Live Rugby Union. Harl^uins v Leicester Tigers (Kick-off 6i30pm). Coverage of the Premiership game at the Stoop, where the visitors will be confident of picking up a victory. 8.25 Football Rrst 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 2.45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 3 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. A leading NRL game. 1.00 Uve Davis Cup Tennis. Russia v USA. 3.00 WWE: Smackdown 5.00 WWE: Bottom Une 6.00 Uve Super League. Bradford Bulls v Warrington Wolves or Salford City Reds (Kid^-off 6.00pm). 8.00 Champions League Weekly 8.30 Live Spanish Football. Real Betis v Real Madrid (Kick-off 9.00pm). 11.00 WWE: Smackdown. Spectacular wrestling action. 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Une 2.00 Speedway 5.00 Moto Plus 5.30 World Sport


WEDDING C R A SH ER S : Premiere. Two party-mad bachelors make the most of the hospitality and romantic atmosphere a s they gatecrash weddings to pid^ up women. With a list of rules and a catalogue of tall stories to tell guests, the pair regularly become the boys of the ball. But when one of them falls for a blushing bridesmaid, they both learn a few things about love. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn make a great double act In this undemanding comedy, also stam'ng Isla Rsher. (Sky Movies 2 ,8pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 12.00 The Mythology of Star Wars Influences on the senes.


1.15 Valiant (2005) Adventure, with the voice of Ewan McGregor. 2.45 Robots (2005) Adventure, with the voice of Ewan McGregor. 4.20 The MytholoOT of Star Wars Influences on the series, 535 Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones (2002) Sd-fi sequel, stam'ng Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman. 8.00 Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) Comedy sequel, starring Sandra Bullock. Regina King and Heather Bums co-star. 10.00 The Temiinal (2004) Comedy, stamng Tom Hanks. 12.15 Spanglish (2004) Comedy, stamng Paz Vega. 230 The Ladyklllers (2004) Comedy, starring Tom Hanks. 435 A Touch of Fate (2001) Drama, stamng Ten Hatcher.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.45 Stay Tuned (1992) See 4.00pm.


1230 The Prince and the Pauper (2000) See 6.05pm. 230 Who’s Harry Crumb? (1989) Comedy, starring John Candy. 4.00 Stay Tuned (1992) Comedy, starring John Ritter. 5.45 Kingdom of Heaven: Behind the Scenes 6.05 The Prince and the Pauper (2000) Mark Twainjs tale about a youth­ ful heir to the British throne who tempts late by mischievously trading places with a street urchin he resembles.-Stam'ng Aidan Quinn. 8.00 Kingdom of Heaven (2005) Ridley Scott’s historical adventure set during the Cmsades. The action follows the efforts of Chnstian soldiers to defend the dty of Jeru^em from the Saracens, focusing on a youthful knight who is drawn into the battle — but vows to help broker peace. Orlando Bloom, Eva Green, Jeremy Irons and Brendan Gleeson star. 1030 AMen: The Director’s Cut (1979) A cargo spacecraft inadvertently picks up a malevolent life-form which slaughters the crew members. Ridley Scott's sd-fi masterpiece, stam’ng Sigourney Weaver. 1235 Black Rain (1989) Thriller, starring Michael Douglas. 2.45 Kingdom of Heaven: Behind the Scenes 3.05 Mary Reilly (1996) Drama, starring Julia Roberts. 5.00 Phenomenon II (2003) Drama, stam'ng Christopher Shyer.


SKY ONE 12.00 Robot Wars: The Rflh Wats 1.00 Malcolm in the Middle 130


Malcolm in the Middle ZOO Malcolm in the Middle Z30 Malcolm in the Middle 3.00 Malcolm in the Middle 3.30 Malcolm in the Middle 4.00 Brainiac: Histoiy Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 530 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons. Usa gets lost en route to the museum. 630 The Simpsons 7.00 The Match: Celebrity Trials 8.00 Best of Brainiac. Spedally selected episode of the sdence show. 9.00 Rim: Lethal Weapon 4 (1997). Action adventure, stam'ng Mel Gibson. 1135 Cold Case 1235 Deadwood 1.35 The 10Ui Kingdom 235 Footballers’ Pads 330 Tommy Lee’s Rockstar: Supernova 4.15 Road Wars 5.10 Myths. Monsters and Hobbits


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who. Monsters stalk Rfties London. 7.45 Doctor Who


Ckmlidential. Russell T Davies discusses writing the latest series. 8.00 Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife 9.00 Uttle Britain 930 The-Catherina Tate Show 10.00 I’tii With Stupid. Sheldon organises a blind date for Paul. 10.30 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 11.00 The Real Hustle 1130 House of Crime 1235 I'm With Stupid 1235 Uttle Miss Jocelyn 135 The Real Hustle 130 House of Crime 2.50 Anthea Turner: Perfect Housewife 4.00 Close


ITV2 1130 Emmerdale 235 Rim: The Grinch (2000). Comedy, stamng Jim


Carrey. Including Entertainment News Update. 435 Coronation Street 6.45 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 8.00 The X Factor. TTie final auditions in London and Birmingham. 9.00 Tire XIra Factor. Ben Shephard goes behind the scenes at the final auditions. He consoles a girl who lasted just seconds in front of the judges, and learns dance moves from another contestant. 10.00 Entourage. Vince’s film is released. 1040The Office: An American Workplace 11.10 Coronation Street 11 40 Entouraae 12.20 The Office: An American Workplace 12.50 Supernatural 1.50 The Mint: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


11.00 Best of the Fests 12.40 Bestival Featuring Sdssor Sisters 1.40 Ibiza Rocks 2.10 Popworid 3.00 Young, Sexy and Hollywood 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. An intern proves too good for JD's lik­ ing. 6.30 The War at Home. Part one of two. Vicky deddes to apply for a job In the dty. 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Ghost Whisperer 9.00 Princess Nifdti 9.30 Russell Brand's Got issues 10.00 The ^pranos 11.15 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.20 Ghost Whisperer 1.10 Princess Nikki 1.40 Russell Brand's Got Issues 2.05 The Sopranos 3.05 Hollyoaks: In ' the City 4.05 Reunion 4.45 Switched 5.10 Switdied 5.30 Switched


SKY SPORTS 1 10.00 Uve Ryder Cup Golf. The third and final day's play at the K Club in Straffan, Co Kildare, featuring the singles matches that will dedde the des­ tination of the trophy. 7.00 Ryder Cup Golf 10.00 Football Spedal 11.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 12.00 Ryder Cup Golf 3.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Uve Football League. Southend United v Cardiff City (Kick-off 1.15pm). 3.30 Uve Super Sunday. Newcastle United V Everton (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sunday: 'Rie Last Word 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Uve Spanish Football. Barcelona v >7alenda (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the La Uga clash at the Nou Camp between two of Spain's Champions League representatives. 10.00 0a\ns Cup Tennis 12.00 Football League Review 1.00 Spanish Football


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Kiteboarding 12.30 Uve Cricket. Coverage of the Pro40 play-off. 6,30 Sky Cricket Classic 7.00 United Strongman Series 8.00 Yachting 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Afterbum 10.00 WWE: Heat 11.00 United Strongman Series 12.00 Australian Rules Football 2.00 United Strongman Series 3.00 World Ten Pin Masters 4.00 Close


U ve Sp an ish Football: Barcelona v Valencia (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the L a Uga clash at the Nou Camp between two of Spain’s Champions League representatives. Valencia showed their ability last season and are expecting to challenge the likes of Barca and Real Madrid for the titie, but they need to be at their best if they are to upset the champions. Barcelona have started their domestic and European campaign in devastating form and will look to continue diat tonight (Sky Sports 2 ,8pm)


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