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6.30 Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters and Marvels 8.30 A Troll in Central Park (U) (1994) 9.50 Merlin: The Return (PG) (2000) 11.25 Ice Age (U) (2002) 12.50 Merlin: The Return (PG) (2000) 2.25 A Troll in Central Park (U) (1994) 3.55 Ice Age (U) (2002) 5.30 Movie News 6.00 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (PG) (2002) 8.45 The Guru (15) (2002) 10.25 The Most Fertile Man in Ireland (15) (2000) 12.05 The Lighthouse (18) (1999) 1.50 The Big Picture (15) (1989) 3.35 This Is My Father (15) (1998)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.35 Tornado Warning (PG) (TVM 2002) 8.15 US Top 10 8.45 Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (U) (1985) 10.15 Askari (PG) (TVM 2001) 11.50 The Brady Bunch Movie (PG) (1995) 1.25 Tornado Warning (PG) (TVM 2002) 3.00 Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird (U) (1985) 4.40 Askari (PG) (TVM 2001) 6.20 The Brady Bunch Movie (PG) (1995) 8.00 Panic Room (15) (2002) 10.00 Reign of Fire (12) (2002) 11.45 Tales from the Crypt (18) (1989) 1.15 Buying the Cow (15) (2002) 2.50 Class of Nuke ’Em High (18) (1986) 4.15 Two of a Kind (PG) (1982)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Return of the Frontiersman (PG) (1950) 7.25 Battle for the Planet of the Apes (PG) (1973) 9.00 The Glenn Miller Story (U) (1953) 11.00 Movie News 11.30 Brief Encounter (PG) (1945) 1.00 Strangers on a Train (PG) (1951) 3.00 The Glenn Miller Story (U) (1953) 5.00 Brief Encounter (PG) (1945) 6.30 Mr and Mrs Smith (U) (1941) 8.15 Strangers on a Train (PG) (1951) 10.00 Frenzy (18) (1972) 12.00 After Hours (15) (1985) 1.45 Who's That Knocking at My Door? (18) (1968) 3.20 UK Top Ten 3.50 The Crowded Sky (PG) (1960)
SKY ONE
5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Little Monsters. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi*Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Enterprise. 3.00 Dinotopia. 4.00 Arabian Nights. 6.00 Stargate SG-1. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.05 Cold Case. 12.05 Angel. 1.00 Dinotopia. 1.50 Titus. 2.15 Titus. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 3.30 Law and Order. 4.20 Hot Love.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Premier League Preview. 6.30 ICC Cricket World. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 World Sport. 8.00 Premier League Preview. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Conference Football. Chester City v Exeter City (Kick-off 5.35pm). 7.30 Football League. 8.00 Live Saturday Fight Night. Michael Brodie v Injin Chi. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 Conference Football. 2.00 Football League. 2.30 Spanish Football. 4.30 Football League. 5.00 Max Power.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 WWE: Wrestling Classics. 8.00 Rally Fever. 9.00 ICC Cricket World. 9.30 Squash. 10.30 Snowboarding. 11.00 Max Power. 12.00 Live Football League. West Ham United v Derby County (Kick-off 12.15pm). 2.30 Live Test Cricket. West Indies v England. 10.00 Davis Cup Tennis. 12.00 European Rugby. 3.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 5.00 World Sport. 5.30 Moto Pius.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.30 Super League. 8.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Live European Rugby. 7.30 Moto Plus. 8.00 World Sport. 8.30 Live Spanish Football. A game from the Primera Liga. 11.00 Squash. 12.00 Saturday Fight Night. 2.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.15 Aiming For Athens. 7.30 Yoz Magazine. 8.00 Trial. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekend. 12.30 UEFA Cup Football. 1.30 Gol! 2.00 Live Italian Football. 4.00 Live Cycling. 7.00 Live Italian Football. Juventus v Lazio (Kick-off 7.00pm). 9.30 Boxing. 10.30 Rally Raid. 10.45 Mission To Athens. 11.15 Yoz Magazine. 11.45 News Report. 12.00 WTA Tennis. 1.30 News Report. 1.45 Close.
UKTV Gold
5.20 The New Adventures of Superman. 6.00 Charlie’s Angels. 7.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 8.00 FILM: Carry On at Your Convenience. 9.45 What a Carry On! 10.20 FILM: Carry On Loving. 12.05 What a Carry On! 12.35 FILM: Carry On Spying. 2.15 What a Carry On! 2.50 FILM: Carry On at Your Convenience. 4.40 What a Carry On! 5.15 FILM: Carry On Camping. 7.00 Yes, Prime Minister. 7.40 porridge. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.35 One Foot in the Algarve. 12.30 Yes, Prime Minister. 1.10 Porridge. 1.50 Porridge. 2.30 Coupling. 3.10 The Savages. 3.45 Charlie’s Angels. 4.45 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression.
UVINGTV
5.00 Hollywood’s Stars. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.45 Tiny and Crew. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Tlmbuctoo. 8.55 Rarnev and Friends 9.25 Hi-5 10.00 The
BBC1
6.00 CBeebies: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Angelmouse. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 CBBC: Metalheads. (C) (S) 7.15 Super Duper Sumos. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.05 The Fairly Odd Parents. (C) (S) 8.30 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 8.35 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. (C) (S) 11.00 Top of the Pops Satur day. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) (S) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Sue Barker, Jill Douglas and Phil Jones. (S) 1.05 World Cup Cycling. 2.20 Davis Cup Tennis. 4.30 Final Score. (S) 5.10 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.25 FILM: A Bug's Life (1998). Disney’s smash-hit computer animation from the Toy Story team, following a well- meaning but hapless young ant who accidentally incurs the wrath of the greedy grasshoppers. Featuring the voice of Kevin Spacey. (C) (S)
6.55 Come and Have a Go — If You Think You're Smart Enough. Interactive quiz show, hosted by • Nicky Campbell. (C) (S)
7.45 The National Lottery: Jet Set. Host ed by Eamonn Holmes. (C) (S)
8.20 Casualty. Lara confronts Tally for withholding information, and an addict holds Luke at gunpoint, demanding he hand over the key to the drugs box, but a struggle breaks out and one of them ends up getting shot. (C) (S)
9.10 Come and Have a Go — If You Think You’re Smart Enough. Interactive quiz show, hosted by Nicky Campbell. (C) (S)
9.30 Parkinson. England rugby union hero Jonny Wilkinson, TV mum extraordinaire Sharon Osbourne and presenter Jeremy Clarkson guest. Diana Krall provides the music. (C) (S)
10.30 B B C News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.
10.50 Dolly Parton: Platinum Blonde. In-depth profile of the popular country singer-songwriter. (R) (C) (S)
11.50 FILM: Thunderbolt (1995). Jackie .? Chan stars as a sports car mechanic ?
1.40 FILM: Ooh, You Are Awful (1972). Saucy comedy, starring Dick Emery as a con-man searching for the number of a Swiss bank account tattooed on the nether regions of four women. (C) 1.40 Weatherview. 3.20 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 4.15 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 4.45 Top of the
who takes on the evil drag ra ce r, responsible for kidnapping his sister. Martial arts adventure, with Anita Yuen.
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Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway, ITV1, 6.55pm.
Declan Donnelly and Antho ny McPartlin. Who would have thought 10 years ago that by 2004 they would be TV superstars, unable to put a foot wrong? The Channel 4 show they made after leav ing Byker Grove may have been ridiculed by critics, but later forays into Saturday children’s programming won over new fans. Now you can barely switch on the telly without seeing them. A good job then, that they’re
BBC2
6.00 Weekend 24. (C) (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 The Nation’s Favourite Food. (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (R) (S) 12.45 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) (S) 1.10 Schindler’s Legacy. (C) (S) 1.35 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.20 FILM: The Egyptian (1954). Historical drama, starring Victor Mature. (C) 4.35 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) (S) 5.25 Flog It! (R) (C) (S) 6.25 FILM: The Man Who Never Was (1956). Fact-based drama, star- ring Clifton Webb. (C)
8.00 Days That Shook the World. Documentary examining the events of February 11,1990, the day which saw anti-apartheid champion Nelson Mandela released from prison. (C) (S)
8.30 Golf: 2004 Masters. Steve Rider introduces the third round at the Augusta National, where those who made the cut will have one eye on joining an elite list of play ers to have won a Green Jacket at this much-loved event. (C) (S)
11.35 FILM: Wag the Dog (1997). An V American spin doctor and a Holly wood producer orchestrate a fic tional war to divert attention from a presidential sex scandal. Satire, starring Robert De Niro. (C) (S)
1.10 BBC News 24. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
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6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 Wide- World. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Home and Away. (T) (S) 10.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T) (S) 10.55 Milk shake!: Shake! (S) 11.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 11.30 The Adventures of Sinbad. (R) (S) 12.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 1.00 Zentrix. (S) 1.30 Bey- blade. (S) 2.00 Stepping Up. (R) (T) (S) 2.30 The Chart. (S) 3.05 FILM: Dark Victory (TVM 1976). Drama, starring Elizabeth Montgomery and Anthony Hopkins.
Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Birth Stories. 11.30 Birth Stories. 12.00 Missing. 1.00 Missing. 1.55 FILM: My Girl 2. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 Rock Me Baby. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Hollywood Star Treatment. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Will and Grace. 8.00 Charmed. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 11.00 Celebrity Most Haunted. 12.00 FILM: Casualties ot War. 2.05 FILM: What Makes a Family. 3.45 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Ghost Stories. 4.30 The Golden Girls.
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5.00 District Nurse. 6.00 Hart to Hart. 7.00 FILM: Columbo: Dagger ot the Mind. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Strange But True. 12.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 1.00 Hawaii Five-O. 2.00 FILM: Columbo: Dagger of the Mind. 4.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 5.00 The Two Ronnies. 10.00 The Best of Tommy Cooper. 10.30 The Wheeltappers.
11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 In Suspicious CimumstancRs 1 ,nn Thn Twn Ronnies
5.40 FILM: Columbo: Now You See Him (TVM 1976). A stage illusionist bumps off a business associate trying to blackmail him. Elaborate detective drama, starring Peter Falk. (T) (S) ;
7.15 Charmed. Leo and Piper decide to get their own place. (R) (T) (S)
8.05 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 8.15 Martial Law. The team investigate an assistant DA’s murder. (R) (T) (S)
9.10 CSI: Miami. A suspected suicide case takes a sinister turn. (T) (S)
BBC THREE
7.00 FILM: The Hunt for Red October. 9.10 Michael Jackson.and the Boy He Paid Off. 10.1015 Storeys High. 1.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.10 Little Britain. 2.40 Michael Jackson and the Boy He Paid Off. 3.35 Sex, Warts and All Down Under. 4.05 Close.
ITV 2
9.25 Emmerdale. 12.15 Quincy. 1.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 2.15 Movies Now. 2.30 Entertainment Today. 3.20 CD UK. 4.20 Movies Now. 4.30 Rugby World Sevens. 5.00 Enteriainment Today. 5.55 Airline. 6.25 Airline. 6.55 Will Young:'Celebrity Chat. 7.20 Package Holiday Undercover. 7.50 Michael Buble in the Studio. The singer pertorms. 8.05 Jobs from Hell. 9.05 Movies Now. Reviews of 50 First Dates and Shaun of the Dead. 9.15 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story. 11.35 Celebrities Exposed. 12.35 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Celebrity? 1.40 Great Escapes. 2.10 Teteshnnninn 3.4(1 Fmmfirriale 6.00 Close
BBC THREE
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Sky Movies 1, 6.00pm. The young wizard and friends return to Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry — only to discover something is seemingly attacking students at random. Magical adven ture adapted from the second of JK Rowling’s blockbusting series of books, starring Daniel Radcliffe,
Rupert Grint, Kenneth Branagh, ------------------ --------------
Richard Harris and Emma Watson. For another chance to see the movie, tune to Sky Movies 3 and press the red button for eight different start times between 6.15pm and 8.00pm.
Resident Evil, Sky Movies 1, 8.00pm. A team of commandos enter a top- secret underground research facility when a laboratory experiment unleashes a deadly virus which turns sufferers into flesh-eating zombies but an out-of-control super-intelligent computer, as well as hordes of the marauding undead, soon turn their
containment mission into a living Event Horizon director
Paul Anderson’s smash-hit horror thriller based on the popular Sdeo games, starring Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric
Mabius, James Purefoy and Martin C r e w e s . __________ _
7.00 FILM: Chicken Run. 8.20 Little Angels. 8.50 Who Rules the Roost? 9.45 3 Non- Blondes. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Little Britain. 11.00 Nighty Night. 11.30 Nighty Night. 12.00 Michael Jackson and the Boy He Paid Off. 1.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.30 Little Britain. 2.00 Nighty Night. 2.30 Nighty Night. 3.00 Who Rules the Roost? 3.55 Close.
ITV 2
9.25 American Idol. 11.20 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 12.20 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 12.45 Emmerdale. 3.35 Coronation Street. 6.00 Coronation Street Secrets. 7.00 Jerry Springer. 7.50 Michael Buble in the Studio. 8.00 American Idol. 8.50 American Idol. 9.40 Celebrities Exposed. 10.40 Coronation Street. 11.10 Coronation Street Secrets. 12.10 Club Reps Uncut. 1.15 Great Escapes. 1.45 Jerry Springer. 2.30 Teleshopping. 4.00 Nightscreen. 5.05 Trisha. 6.00 Close.
PLUS
5.00 The Two Ronnies. 6.00 Emmerdaie. 8.30 Duck Patrol. 9.00 Van der Valk. 10.00 Van der Valk. 11.00 Harry 0 . 12.00 Ironside. 1.00 True Crimes. 1.30 FILM: El Cid. 5.00 The Two Ronnies. 6.00 The Two Ronnies. 7.00 The Two Ronnies. 8.00 The Two Ronnies. 9.00 The Two Ronnies. 10.00 An Audience with Ronnie Corbett. 11.00 Ironside. 12.00 Harry O. 1.00 The Two Ronnies. 2.00 The Two Ronnies.
EUROSPORT
7.30 UEFA Champions League Weekend. 8.30 Trial. 9.30 NASCAR. 10.30 Rally Raid. 10.45 Cycling. 12.00 Live Cycling. The Paris-Roubaix race. 2.00 Live Italian Football. Perugia v Inter Milan (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 Cycling. 6.00 Live WTA Tennis. The Bausch & Lomb Championships final. 7.30 News Report. 7.45 Live French Football. A top game from Le Championnat. 9.45 Motocross. 10.15 Rally Raid. 10.30 News Report. 10.45 Cycling. 11.45 Boxing. 12.30 News Report.
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10.05 Law and Order. A homeless woman is found strangled; (T) five news late.
11.10 FILM: Dark Angel (TVM 1996). A detective falls for the beautiful female cop assigned to investigate his myste rious past. Wholly predictable thriller, starring Eric Roberts. (T) (S)
12.50 Boxing Classic. (R) (S) 1.35 Boxing: Fight of the Week. (S) 2.45 Boxing Classic. (S) 3.30 Now Is the Time: Night of Combat —Kick boxing. Recent bouts. (R) (S) 4.25 Cold War. (T) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)
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CHANNEL 4
5.50 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Net- ball. 7.30 F3 on 4.8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (T) 10.25 T4: Westlife Bring it Home. (R) 10.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 11.30 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 12.00 T4: The OC. (R) (T) 1.00 T4: As If. (T) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park, Haydock Park, Newton Abbot and Cariisle. Including the 1.35
turftours.com Masaka Stakes (1m). (T) 3.20 FILM: Carry On Regardless (1961). Comedy, starring Sid James. (T) (bw) 4.55 Pilate: The Man Who Killed Christ. (T) 5.55 Unreported World. Insight into rising crime in South Africa. (T)
6.25 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)
6.30 . FILM: Death on the Nile (1978). Star-studded mystery, starring
E;S;;?’-!:i'the late Peter Ustinov. (T) : 9.00 Who Stole Bob Monkhouse’s Jokes? The theft and recovery of the comedian’s notebooks. (T)
10.05 FILM: The Tailor of Panama (2001). Premiere. Spy thriller, starring Pierce Brosnan. (T) ? ? : ’ : ;
12.10 FILM: The Big Lebowski (1998). Coen brothers comedy, starring Jeff Bridges. 2.15 Baby. (R) (T) 2.40 Off Cen tre. (R) 3.05 Off Centre. (R) 3.30 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 4.15 Jack and Jill. (R) (T) 5.00 Countdown. (R) (T) 5.45 The Trap Door.
5.55 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.20 Ni Ni’s Tree- house. 6.40 Boohbah. 7.05 Diggin' It. 9.25 Ministry of Mayhem. (T) 11.30 CD UK (T) (S) 12.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 12.35 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 12.40 On the Ball. (T) (S) 1.40 Quincy. (R) (T) 2.40 Coronation Street. (T) (S) 4.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 5.10 ITV News and Sport; Weather. (T) 5.25 New You’ ve Been Framed! Jonathan Wilkes introduces cam corder calamities featuring birth day blues and barmy birds, plus Kids Framed, in which he returns to his old school in Stoke. (S)
5.55 Stars in Their Eyes Kids. Cat Deeley hosts the search to find the young stars of tomorrow, who perform as their idols. (T) (S)
6.55 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. Janet Jackson joins the boys in the studio, performing her new single Just a Little While, and You’ve Been Framed! presen ter Jonathan Wilkes is the unfortu nate victim of an undercover prank. Plus a member of the audi ence competes to win the items advertised in one of last week's commercial breaks. (T) (S)
8.05 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Celebrity? First of two specials in which famous faces team up in a bid to win as much money as possible for their chosen charities, featuring Jon Snow, Tony Slattery and Amanda Redman. (T)
9.15 Murder in Suburbia. Ash and Scribbs investigate the death of a school secretary involved in a hit- and-run incident. The headmaster is distraught at the loss of a respected colleague, but becomes prime suspect when his car is found to be damaged. However, it also appears the victim had a lot of influence over the parents of some of the pupils — did this seemingly dowdy woman have more ene mies than was commonly thought? Crime drama, starring Lisa Faulkn er and Caroline Catz. (T) (S)
10.15 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.29 Granada Weather. (T) (S) 10.30 The Premiership. The pick of the action from this afternoon’s top flight games, including Arsenal v Liverpool, Birmingham City v Manchester United and Chelsea v Middlesbrough. Presented by Desmond Lynam, with guests Ally McCoist and Andy Townsend. (T)
12.00 FILM: Exiled (TVM 1998). A former homicide detective uses his involvement in a murder case as an excuse to regain his rank. Uneven crime drama, starring Chris Noth and Dabney Coleman. (T) 1.35 CD UK; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 2.25 Trisha. (R) (T) 3.20 The Machine. (R) (T) (S) 3.45 Mixmasters; (R) ITV News Head lines. 4.15 Entertainment Now. (R) (T) 4.40 Get Stuffed. (R) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
12.35 Calendar News; Weather 4.55 Cal endar News and Sport. Round-up of the day’s events. 10.29 Local Weather
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Animal Park. (R) (C) (S) 10.00 Easter Morning Worship: He Has Risen! (C) (S) 11.00 Urbi et Orbi. (C) 11.40 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.10 BBC News. (C) 12.15 FILM: James and the Giant Peach (1996). Marvellous animated and live-action fantasy, with Joanna Lumley, based on the popular children's stoiy by Roald Dahl. (C) (S) 1.25 FILM: The Borrowers (1997). John Good man and Jim Broadbent star in this delightful update of the children’s fantasy about a family of little people living beneath the floorboards of a typical human home. (C) (S) 2.50 EastEn- ders. (C) (S) 4.45 Points of View. (C) (S) 5.00 Songs of Praise for Easter from South Africa. Jonathan Edwards vis its Johannesburg for Easter. (C) (S)
5.40 News; Weather. (C) 6.00 Last of the Summer Wine. Nora Batty relates the story of her long standing feud with Audrey Craig. (C)
6.30 Historyonics. Nick Knowles gets up close and personal with Robin Hood, the famed Sherwood Forest outlaw, to reveal the truth behind the legend, and discovers that he could have actually been a Yorkshireman. (C) (S)
7.00 B r illia n t ly Brit ish . Hilary Kay explores the life and work of potter Josiah Wedgwood, whose passion for learning and daring marketing strategies helped kick-start the Industrial Revolution. (C) (S)
8.00 Bom and Bred. The villagers of Orm- ston close ranks as civil servant Mr Ffotherington arrives, while Dr New man faces an ethical dilemma, and Jean gets a nasty shock. (C) (S)
9.00 Messiah 2: Vengeance is Mine. As the killer continues to strike without mercy, Metcalfe and his team sift through the lies and half-truths that have hampered their investigation — and realise that neither they nor their families are safe. Ken Stott stars. Concludes atter the news. (R) (C) (S)
10.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Messiah 2: Vengeance is Mine. Concluded from earlier. (R) (C) (S)
11.15 FILM: Event Horizon (1997). Special effects-laden sci-fi chiller about a sal vage crew’s investigation into myste rious goings-on aboard a hi-tech spaceship. Laurence Fishbume and ; Sam Neill star, (C) (S) Weatherview.
12.50 FILM: Morons from Outer Space (1985). Hopeless sci-fi comedy about aliens who crash-land on Earth and cause chaos with their brainless antics. Starring Mel Smith and Jimmy Nail. (C) 2.20 BBC News 24.
The Truth About Take That, Channel 4 ,10pm.
It took a while for the world to sit up and take notice of boy band Take That, but once they made their mark, they ruled the UK charts. From It Only Takes A Minute to Could It Be Magic, Relight My Fire and Pray, the fab five — Gary, Robbie, Mark, Howard and Jason — sang their hearts out and reaped the rewards of success — wealth and adoration. Unfor tunately, there’s almost always a downside and the band members’ relationships
BBC2
6.00 CBeebies: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Angelmouse. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Clif ford. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 CBBC: Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.00 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. (R) (C) (S) 10.25 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. (R) (C) (S) 10.45 The Super League Show. 10.45 House Detectives. 11.35 FILM: The Snows of Kil imanjaro (1952). Adventure, with Gregory Peck. (C) (S) 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) (S) 1.35 Sport Plus. 2.00 World Cup Cycling. 3.30 Swimming: Natalie du Toil. 3.40 Swimming. 5.10 The Big Interview: Valentino Rossi. 5.20 Golf: 2004 Masters. 5.25 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. Frank looks for work suited to his talents. Last in series. (R) (C)
5.55 FILM: Hostile Waters (TVM 1997). Fact-based thriller, starring ;
Rutger Hauer. (C) .
7.30 Golf: 2004 Masters. Steve Rider introduces the final round at the Augusta National, where one of the world's best golfers will receive the Green Jacket from last year's champion Mike Weir. Com mentary by Peter Alliss, Ken Brown and Wayne Grady. Subse quent programmes subject to change. (C) (S)
12.00 FILM: Jude (1996). Bleak drama, starring Kate Winslet and Christopher Eccleston. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
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6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.15 The Jesus Effect: Christianity’s Cultural Impact. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Milkshake!: Barney and Friends. (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 George Shnnks. (R) (S) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) (S) 11.00 Mortis 2274. (R) (S) 11.15 Aliens Among Us. (R) (S) 11.30 Braceface. (R) 12.00 Reve-
lations. (R) (T) (S) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) (S) 1.05 five news update. (T) (S) 1.15 The Chart. (R) (S) 1.45 The Boy Who Plays on the Buddhas of Bamiyan. (S) 3.45 FILM: Colum bo: Murder by the Book (TVM1971). Detective- drama, starring Peter Falk. (T) (S) 5.15 Dream Holiday Home. (R) (T) (S) 5.40 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 5.55 The World of Peter Rabbit and Friends. Classic tales. (T) (S)
6.25 FILM: Teen Agent (1991). Comedy, starring Richard Grieco. (T) (S)
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8.00 Britain’s Worst Pet New series. Badly behaved animals: (T) five news at 9.
9.00 • FILM: Proof of Life (2000). Premiere. A woman turns to'a professional nego tiator for help when her husband is kid napped. Soulless action drama, star- , ring Russell Crowe. (T) (S)
11.40 World’s Wildest Police Videos. A drug addict causes chaos. (R) (T) (S)
12.35 Great Ireland Run. 1.00 Major League Baseball. San Francisco Giants at San Diego Padres. 4.30 US Major League Soccer. (R) (S)
ITV1
took a battering thanks to the constant media atten tion and exhausting sched ules. Here, former manager Nigel Martin-Smith and ex member Howard Donald are among those recounting tales of what really went on behind the scenes.
CHANNEL 4
5.50 The Trap Door. 5.55 Insektors. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 ICC Cricket World. 7.25 Football: South American Champi onship. 7.55 Freesports on 4. (R) 8.25 Vee-TV. 8.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 9.25 T4: Popworld. (T) 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. Omnibus episode. (T) 12.55 T4: Faking It USA. (T) 1.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 2.30 T4: Will and Grace. (R) (T) 3.00 Scrapheap Challenge USA. (T) 4.00 Zero To Hero. (T) 5.00 Time Team. The Giant’s Grave on the Shetland Isles. (R) (T)
6.05 Friends. The gang look back on their lives together. (R) (T)
6.30 The OC. Kirsten throws a party. (T) 7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 The Bodyguards. The remaining hopefuls face close-combat train ing in the second week of the course as the stress levels rise. (T)
9.00 The Games. New series. Celebri ty sporting challenge. Presented by Jamie Theakston. (T)
10.00 The Truth About Take That. The rise and fall of the boy band. (T)
11.05 Take That: Live in Manchester. Pertormance by the boy band.
12.25 The Games: Late Night. 1.25 FILM: Miami Rhapsody (1995). Romantic come dy, with Antonio Banderas. (T) 3.00 FILM: Race the Sun (1996). Fact-based school drama, starring Halle Berry. 4.45 Count down. (R) (T) (S) 5.35 Bug Alert. (R) (T)
5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. (T) 6.10 The Sunday Programme. (T) 7.45 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. (T) 9.25 The Premiership. (R) (T) 10.30 The Ark. (T) (S) 11.00 The Opera Babes in Jerusalem. (T) 12.00 The Way We Used to Go On Holiday. (R) (T) (S) 12.30 Soccer Sunday. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 2.00 Speed Sunday. (T) (S) 3.00 British Touring Cars. (T) (S) 4.15 Wrecks to Riches. (T) (S) 4.45 Building the Dream. (T) 5.30 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 5.45 Auction Fever. Brendan Coogan reports from Burnley, where 600 lots go under the hammer. (T)
6.15 How to Holiday. Jenni Falconer and Dominic Littlewood head for Majorca, where they see what the Spanish island has to offer. (T) (S)
6.45 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 7.00 Emmerdale. Marlon tries to befriend the recipient ot Tricia’s donor heart, but receives a frosty reception. Cain and Debbie head to London for Charity's appeal, while Victoria steadfastly refuses to speak, scared into silence by Robert’s threats. (T) (S)
7.30 Coronation Street. Todd buys an expensive shirt to give to Kari as a birthday present, and Chesney catches Cilia whispering sweet nothings on the phone to a man who obviously isn’t Les. (T) (S)
8.00 Heartbeat. Crane and Merton have their hands full when a sniper strikes during a day-pigeon shoot, and Bellamy's fiery temper only serves to make matters worse. Elsewhere, Vernon decides to ven ture into the bed-and-breakfast market — but his cooking skills leave a lot to be desired. (T)
9.00 William and Mary. The couple excitedly prepare for their wedding, but the shock revelation that Kate has had a miscarriage and the arrival of Mary’s alcoholic father are only two of many surprises that look set to throw a spanner in the works. Last in series. (T) (S)
10.00 Hardware. The staff are delighted when actor Peter Davison visits the shop and leaves behind a signed photo. Last in series. (T) (S)
10.25 2DTV. The Friends stars panic as their final episode airs without an ending. Last in series. (T) (S)
10.50 Creature Comforts. (R) (T) 11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.15 Out of the Shadows: John McCarthy Returns to Lebanon. The former hostage revisits the country of his captivity. (T)
12.24 Granada Weather. (T) (S) 12.25 Par adise Found. (R) (T) (S) 12.55 Wortd Rally Championship. (T) (S) 1.20 Lads Army; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.15 Bridezil- las. (R) (T) (S) 2.40 Today with Des and Mel. (R) (T) 3.30 Cybernet; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.00 ITV Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
12.00 Body and Soul 1.55 Calendar News 5.30 Calendar News and Sport 5.45 That’s Your Lot 12.24 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 Back to the Secret Garden (U) (2000) 8.00 Easter on Sky Movies 8.30 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 10.00 Beethoven’s 4th (U) (2001) 11.55 Ghostbusters (PG) (1984) 1.45 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 3.20 Beethoven's 4th (U) (2001) 5.05 Ghostbusters (PG) (1984) 7.00 The Importance of Being Earnest (U) (2002) 8.45 Spider-Man (12) (2002) 10.55 The Glass House (15) (2001) 12.45 City of Joy (15) (1992) 3.05 Hijack Stories (15) (2000) 4.45 Back to the Secret Garden (U) (2000)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.00 The War (PG) (1994) 8.05 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 9.30 Summer Rental (PG) (1985) 11.00 Bogus (PG) (1996) 12.55 The War (PG) (1994) 3.00 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 4.30 Summer Rental (PG) Comedy, with John Candy. (1985) 6.00 Bogus (PG) (1996) 8.00 Resident Evil (15) (2002) 10.00 Bad Boys (18) (1995) 12.00 Deepstar Six (15) (1989) 1.50 Whipped (18) (2000) 3.25 Out Cold (12) (2001) 5.10 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (PG) (TVM 1997)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 It Came From Beneath the Sea (U) (1954) 7.25 Tarzan Escapes (PG) (1936) 9.00 Young Frankenstein (15) (1974) 11.00 It Came From Beneath the Sea (U) (1954) 12.25 Jesus Christ Superstar (PG) (1973) 2.15 The Ten Commandments (Uj (1956) 6.00 Young Frankenstein (15) (1974) 8.00 Talk to Her (15) (2002) 10.00 Live Flesh (18) (1997) 11.45 The Last Picture Show (15) (1971) 1.55 Hopscotch (15) (1980) 3.45 Jesus Christ Superstar (PG) (1973)
SKY ONE
5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 WWE: Afterburn. 11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 12.30 Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Jake 2.0. 3.00 Dinolopia. 4.00 Arabian Nights. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Scrubs. 8.00 Royal Servants Behind Closed Doors. 9.00 Double or Nothing. 10.00 Vegas: Laid Bare. 11.00 The Real Mile High. 12.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 1.00 Dinotopia. 1.50 Titus. 2.15 Veronica's Closet. 2.40 Cops. 3.05 Cops. 3.30 Law and Order. 4.20 Hot Love.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Spanish Football. 8.00 Saturday Fight Night. 10.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.00 Live Scottish Football. Livingston v Celtic (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 Live Super Sunday. Newcastle United v Arsenal (Kick-olf 4.05pm). 6.30 Scottish Football. 7.00 German Football. 8.00 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Liga. 10.30 WWE: Late Night — Velocity. 11.30 Football Special. 12.30 Scottish Football. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 European Rugby Special.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 European Rugby. 10.00 Golden Moments of the Olympics. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Saturday Fight Night. 2.30 Live Test Cricket. West Indies v England. 10.00 Davis Cup Tennis. 12.00 Speedway. 3.00 US Superbikes. 4.00 US Superbikes. 5.00 Powerboating. 5.30 Yachting.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Australian Rules Football. 9.00 Powerboating. 9.30 360 Surfing. 10.00 US Superbikes. 12.00 Powerboating. 12.30 Live European Rugby. Harlequins v Connacht (Kick-off 1.00pm) and Wasps v Gloucester (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.00 US Superbikes. 7.00 Live Speedway. The Elite League Best Pairs Championship. 10.00 NBA Basketball. 12.30 Powerboating. T.00 Close.
UKTV Gold
5.05 The New Adventures of Superman. 6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 8.00 FILM: Carry On Girls. 9.40 What a Carry Onl 10.15 FILM: Carry On Don't Lose Your Head. 12.00 What a Carry On! 12.35 FILM: Carry On Camping. 2.15 What a Carry On! 2.50 FILM: Carry On Girls. 4.35 What a Carry On! 5.10 FILM: Carry On Don’t Lose Your Head. 7.00 Yes, Prime Minister. 7.40 Porridge. 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 9.40 The Vicar of Dibiey. 10.20 The Royle Family. 11.00 Blackadder Goes Forth. 11.40 Only Fools and Horses. 12.20 Yes, Prime' Minister. 1.00 Porridge. 1.40 Porridge. 2.20 Coupling. 3.00 The Savages. 3.35 The Savages. 4.10 Charlie's Angels.
LIVING TV
5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.45 tiny and Crew. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Hollywood's Stars. 11.30 Hollywood Star Treatment. 12.00 Miss Match. 1.00 Miss Match. 2.00 Miss Match. 3.00 Miss Match. 4.00 Michael Jackson's Number Ones. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Charmed. 7.55 Miss Match. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 12.30 FILM: A Haunting in Georgia. 2.20 FILM: Gaby: A True Story. 4.15 Celebrity.Extra. 4.30
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