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a SUNDAY, MAY 28TH BBC1


7.10 Wildlife on One. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Chil­ dren's BBC: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 8.25 News; Weather. (C) 8.30 FILM: A Perry Mason Mystery: The C a s e of the Lethal Lifestyle (1994). Whodunit, with Hal Halbrook. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 On the Record. (C) (S) 1.00 Tom and Jerry. (R) 1.10 EastEn- ders. (C) (S) 2.30 FILM: National Velvet (1944). Drama, with Elizabeth Taylor. (C) 4.30 Masterchef 2000. (C) (S) 5.00 Lifeline. (C) (S) 5.10 News; Weather. (C) 5.30 Regional News; Weather. 5.35 Songs of Praise. Stephanie Hughes visits the Western Isles. (C) (S)


6.10 L a s t of the Summer Wine. Clegg and Truly offer to collect some music for Tom — only to discover the music is actually a large console organ. (C)


6.40 Don't Panic! The Dad's Army Story. V ictoria Wood pays tribute to the timeless humour of Dad's Army, intro­ ducing some of the classic moments from the long-running series. (C) (S)


7.30 Dad’s Army. Lance Corporal Jones


ta ke s the plunge and d e c id e s to make an honest woman of Mrs Fox.


Last-ever episode of the wartime comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier. (R) (C)


8.10 Harbour L ig h ts . Mike is disturbed when his father, who walked out when he was a child, suddenly turns up in Bridehaven and says he has an urgent reason for wanting to talk to him. Meanwhile, a youngster goes missing. Last in series. (C) (S)


9.00 Hearts and Bones. After making a pact with Louise to find a new job, Emma finds herself being interviewed


by an old friend from college, and Sam is none too keen on being babysat by broody Amanda. (C) (S)


9.45 News; Weather. (C) 10.00 B B C Music Live. The 24-hour musi­ cal marathon broadcast begins, part of the B B C ’s five-day festival of all


types of live music. Hosted by Emma Bunton and Michael Aspel. (C) (S)


11.15 Ja c k Dee’s Happy Hour. The po- faced funnyman continues his search for happiness, and is interrupted by Jed Cake. Last in series; Weather.


11.50 FILM: Top S e c re t ! (1984) Spoof thriller from the Airplane team, about an American rock star drawn into the world of espionage while touring Germany. Val Kilmer stars. (C)


1.15 BBC News 24.


D O N ’T PAN IC ! T H E D AD ’S A RM Y S T O R Y (B B C 1 , 6.40pm) “You s tu p id boy,” “ I’m g o in g to g e t you N a p o le o n ,” “W e ’re d o om e d ” and , of c o u r s e , “Don’t p a n ic .” J u s t a han dful of c a t c h p h ra s e s from D ad ’s Army, on e of th e b e s t s it c om s e v e r p ro d u c e d in B r ita in . A t la s t , th e B B C a re p a y in g t r ib u te to th o s e h a p le s s h e ro e s from Walm- ington-On-Sea w ith th is p ro g ram m e , p re se n te d by V ic to r ia Woo d. “T h is s itc om is a re a l ly h igh -qu a lity p ro­ g ram m e w ith fa n ta s t ic p e r ­ fo rm a n c e s ,” e x p la in s th e


GRANADA


c om e d ie n n e . “T h e humour w o rk s so w e l l b e c a u s e th e c h a ra c te r s a re l ik e a b le and h um a n .” T h is d o cum e n ta ry ta k e s a lo o k b a c k a t th e show, w h ich s ta r re d A r thu r L ow e and J o h n L e M e su r ie r (pictured), and re c a l ls a few c la s s ic m om e n ts .


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Open University. 7.25 Science Bites. (S) 7.30 The Ascent of Man. (R) (S) 8.15 Salut Serge. (R) (S) 8.30 Children's BBC: Potsworth and Co. (R) (S) 8.50 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) (S) 9.15 The Genie from Down Under. (R) 9.45 Ocean Odyssey. (R) 10.10 Histeria. (S) 10.35 The Journey of Allen Strange. (S) 11.00 The Super League Show. (C) (S) 11.30 Farscape. (R) (C) (S) 12.15 The O Zone. (C) (S) 12.35 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 NorthWestminster. (S) 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. Including at. 1.35 Golf. 4.10 Racing from the Curragh. 4.25 Golf. (S) 5.15 B B C Y ou ng M u s ic ia n s 2000. The final concert. (C) (S) FILM: Death of a G u n f ig h te r (1969). Western, starring Richard Widmark and Lena Home. (C) B B C You ng M u s ic ia n s 2000. The winner is announced. (C) (S) Have l Got News for You. (R) (C) Coupling. Jane's aunt dies. (R) Several Careful Owners. (C) (S) B B C M u s ic Live: Through the Night. With Phill Jupitus. (C) (S)


8.15


9.45 10.00 10.30 11.00 11.15


11.17


,, ,, Later with Jo o ls Holland. (C) (S) 12.25 BBC Music Live. (S) 12.30 Trevor Nelson's Rhythm Nation. (S) 1.00 BBC Music Live. (S) 1.10 Pete Tong: Live from Cream. (S) 2.40 BBC Music Live. (S) 3.30 Complete Ceilidh. (S) 4.20 BBC Music Live. (S) 4.40 Plainchant from Ampleforth. (S) 5.10 Dawn at Snape. (S)


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Wild Water. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Havakazoo; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 7.00 Dappledown Farm. (R) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 8.00 The Bible. (R) (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (R) 8.30 Tiger, Tiger. (S) 8.50 The Legend of William Tell; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 9.55 The Core; TooMuch TV. 10.25 The Wonder Years; 5 News Update. 10.55 Alpha Zone. (S) 11.30 The Movie Chart Show. (R) (S) 12.00 The Impressionists. (T) (S) 12.30 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 12.40 Moto GP. Lap-by-lap


action from the 500cc Italian Grand Prix staged at Mugello. (S) 2.15 Exclusive. Featur­


ing The Marbles. (S) 2.55 Family Affairs. (T) 5.10 FILM: S u n d a y D r ive (TVM 1986). Disney comedy, starring Carrie Fisher.


7.00 5 News and Sport. (T) (S) 7.30 The Real LA PD . The pressures of policing Independence Day. (R) (S)


8.00 Martial Law. New series. Sammo is turned into a bomb by an explosives expert demanding his help in finding a man who owes him money. (T) (S)


8.55 5 News Update. (S) 9.00 FILM: B a tm an (1989). Micha el Keaton is the masked avenger in Tim B urton’s stylish adaptation of the comic adventure, with Jack Nicholson as the Joker; (T) (S) 5 News Late.


11.25 M u rd e r D e te c t iv e s . Behind-the- scenes of shocking crimes. (S)


11.55 X Certificate. Adult films. (R) (T) (S) 12.25 Major League Baseball Live. Boston Red Sox at New York Yankees. (S) 4.00 Major League Baseball Replay. (R) (S)


6.05 The Ferals. (R) (T) 6.30 The Real Life Adventures of Professor Thompson. (T) 7.00 Grabbit the Rabbit. (R) (T) 7.05


Home to Rent. (R) (T) 7.30 Aaahh!!! Real Monsters. (T) 8.00 The Secret World of Alex Mack. (R) (T) 8.25 Inspector Gadget. (R) (T) 9.00 T4: City Guys. (T) 9.30 Cat- Dog. (R) 10.00 Bits. (R) 10.30 Planet Pop. 11.00 Hollyoaks. (T) 12.40 Dawson's Creek. (T) 1.50 Honest. (R) (T) 2.25 Daw­ son's Creek. (T) 3.20 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. (T) 4.20 When Wasim Came to Smethwick. (T)


5.20 Popgun. Music news. (R) 5.30 R o b b ie W i l liam s L iv e From Slane Castle. The star’s biggest ever gig, in Dublin. (R) (T)


6.30 R obbie Williams Videodrome. The singer's top 10 videos. (T)


7.40 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 The Day the World T o o k Off. New series charting the Industrial Revolution in Britian. (T)


9.00 T he C h e ls e a F low e r Show. Monty Don reviews the event. (T)


10.00 FILM: Roxanne (1987). Comedy, starring Steve Martin, Sh elley Duvall and Daryl Hannah. (T)


12.00 The Priory. (R) 1.10 4 Later: Bits. (R) 1.40 4 Later: Babylon 5. 2.30 FILM: Blue in the Face (1995). Premiere. Drama sequel, starring Harvey Keitel. 3.55 4 Later: Codename Eternity. 4.45 China. 5.05 For your Love. 5.30 Countdown. (R)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: The Review 7.00 The Sunday Programme. 8.00 Diggit. 9.25 CITV: Dexter's Laborato­ ry (T) (S) 9.50 Power R ang e rs Lost Galaxy. (T) (S) 10.10 The Angry Beavers. (T) (S) 10.30 Clueless. (S) 11.00 Je sus 2000. (T) (S) 11.05 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 12.00 That’s Esther. (T) 12.30 Stepping the World. (S) 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby. (T) (S) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 Coronation Street. (T) 3.00 Murder, She Wrote. (R) (S) 4.00 FILM: Carry On Up The Jungle (1970). Saucy comedy, starnng Sid James and Frankie Howerd. 5.35 Cartoon Time. 5.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) 6.00 S im o n 's G a rd e n C u t t in g s . Gardener Simon Cross transforms a drab North East backyard.


6.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.45 K id s Say The Funniest Things. Michael Barrymore talks to child­ ren from all over Britain about life, love and the universe. (T) (R)


7.30 C o ro n a t io n Stree t. The after­ effects of Bobbi and Geena's epic bash resound throughout the Street, provoking Maxine to find out where Ashley spent the night, while Sally vows to tell Gail about Martin and Rebecca. (T)


8.00 Where the Heart Is. Simon moves out of the home to share a flat with Henry, an appeal from Anna Kirk­ wall sees a prison inmate being freed to visit his sick father and Lucy's ambition of being in the school play provokes a feud. (T)


9.00 Rough Treatment. New two-part drama, starring Daniela Nardini as Eve Turner, a traumatised former Army officer who fakes her own death and sets about exacting revenge on two infantrymen who raped her. With Edward Atterton and Gregor Truter. (T) (S)


10.30 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. The comic duo throw away the script in this new series of on-the- edge improvised repartee, holding forth on any subject suggested by the studio audience — apart from their shared passion, football. David and Frank round off each show by performing a rousing ren­ dition of a popular song — also chosen by the audience. (T)


11.00 ITV Nightly News; Weather. (T) 11.14 Granada Weather. 11.15 2000 Babies: Facing the Future. Second of an intermittent series of reports begun in December, trac­ ing the progress of four very differ­ ent mums and their babies. (T)


12.20 Savannah. Drama. Ree se gives employee Nick Corelli the cold shoulder, and Grace joins forces with Tom. (R) (T) (S) 1.15 Trisha; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.20 Planet Rock Profiles. 2.50 Best of British Motor Sport. 3.15 Cybernet. (R) (S) 3.40 Judge Judy; ITV News Head­ lines. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


2.00 Calendar News and Weather 5.45 C a len d a r News and Sport 6.00 Half a World Away 11.14 Local Weather 2.20


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6.00 Fem m e s Fatales: Meg R yan 6.35 T he B u d d y S y s tem (PG) (1984) 8.25 A r th u r ’s Q u e s t (U) (1998) 9.55 T he A d d am s F am ily (PG) (1991) 11.40 Sta r K id (PG) (1998) 1.20 The Land B e fo re T im e VI: T h e S e c re t of S a u ru s R o c k (U) (1998) 2.40 My B e s t F r ie n d ’s Wedding (PG) (1997) Comedy, starring Julia Roberts. 4.30 B a r ry N o rm a n ’s F ilm N ig h t News and reviews. 5.00 Sta r K id (PG) (1998) Sci-f i adventure, starring Jo se p h M a z ze llo . 7.00 T h e A d d am s F am ily (PG) (1991) B la ck comedy. Anielica Huston and Raul Julia star. 9.00 S lid in g D o o rs (15) (1998) Quirky comedy drama, starring Gwyneth Paltrow. 10.40 L o v e an d Death on L o n g Is land (15) (1997) 12.15 T he A p o s t le (12) (1998) 2.30 A T h o u s a n d A c re s (15) (1997) 4.15 A r th u r 's Q u e s t (U) (1998)


SKY MOVIEMAX


5 20 M o v ie M a g ic 6.00 D a d d y ’s L it tle A n q e l (PG) (1998) 8.00 M ich a e l Jo rda n : T he R o a d to V ic to ry (PG) (1999) 10.00 P ee -Wee’s B ig A d v e n tu re (PG) (1985) 12.00 D a d d y ’s L it t le A n g e l (PG) (1998) 2.00 M ic h a e l Jo rd a n : T h e R o a d to V ic to ry (PG) (1999) Biopic of the sporting hero, starring Michael Ja ce . 4.00 Pee- W e e ’s B ig A d v e n tu re (PG) (1985) Cult comedy, starring Paul Reubens. 5.45 U K Top Ten Films currently on release. 6.00 L o ve , M u rde r an d D e ce it (PG) (1996) Murder mystery, starring Rachel Ward. 8.00 A n Am e r ic a n W e rew o lf in P a r is (151 (1997) Horror sequel, starring Julie Delpy. 10.00 S c re am II (18) (1998) Sequel, starring Neve Campbell. 12.00 I K n ow What Y ou Did L a s t S um m e r (15) (1997) 1.40 W ishm a s te r (18) (1997) 3.10 F e a r (18) (1990) 4.45 M o v ie M ag ic


SKY CINEMA


6 00 T h e G a lla n t B la d e (U) (1948) 7.30 D e se r t M ic e (PG) (1959) 9.00 T hre e S e c re ts (PG) (1950) 11.00 T he War of th e W o r ld s (PG) (1953) 1.00 T h e G a lla n t B la d e (U) (1948) 2.00 Hatari! (U) (1962) Adventure, starring John Wayne. 4.35 S t ro k e r A c e (PG) (1983) Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds. 6.15 G e o rd ie (U) (1955) Heart-warming drama, starring Bill Travers. 8.00 W e lcom e Home (15) (1989) Drama, starring Kris Kristofferson. 9.35 C l in t E a s tw o od : A F is t F u ll o f F a c ts 10.00 A l iv e (15) (1992) True-life drama, starring Ethan Hawke. 12.10 H a rp e r (15 (1966) 2.10 W e lcom e H om e (15) (1989) 3.45 S t ro k e r A c e (PG) (1983)


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Tintin. 7.30 R escue Heroes. 8.00 Mega Babies. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 T h e Simp so ns . 9.30 Mummies Alive . 10.00 R oswell Conspiracies. 10.30 Starship Troopers. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal.


SLIDING D O O R S , S k y P rem ie r, 9pm. F o rm e r B re a d s ta r P e te r


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s c ro u n g e r J o e y in C a r la L a n e s E ig h t ie s s itc om . It s ® c om e d y d ram a fo l low in g tw o p a ra l le l s to ry l in e s e ^ e e rm n g a w om a n w h o se e n t ire fu tu re h in g e s on o n e


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H ow it t is cu r ren t ly h a rd a t w o rk d ire c t in g n ew di o v i " T ru s t , w h ich s ta r s T im R o b b in s a n d te e n n un k R yan P h i l l ip p e .


12.00 World Wrestling Federation; Superstars. 1.00 Am e rica ’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Am e r ica ’s Dumbest Criminals. 2.00 Beverly Hills 90210. 3.00 Sliders. 4.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 5.00 Star Trek. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7.30 3rd Rock from the Sun. 8.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 9.00 The X Files. 10.00 American Sex. 11.00 Forever Knight. 12.00 L.A.P.D. 12.30 L.A.P.D. 1.00 Stand and Deliver. 1.30 Chicago Hope. 2.30 Long Play.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics O z Style. 6.30 Moto Plus. 7.00 Scottish Cup Football. 8.00 International Football. 9.00 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Live One -Da y Cricket. Gloucestershire v Lancashire. 2.30 Extra Cover. 3.00 Live One -Da y Cricket. G lou ceste rshire v Lanca shire. C h a r le s Colvile introduces second-innings coverag e of this Benson and Hedges Cup semi­ final. 6.30 Extreme Sailing. 7.00 G oa ls on Sunday. 9.00 One -Da y Cricke t. 11.00 World Wide Rugby. 1.00 N F L Europe. 3.00 One -Da y Cricke t. 5.00 Triathlete Magazine. 5.30 Motor Sport.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics O z Style. 7.30 Triathlete Magazine . 8.00 Extreme Sailing. 8.30 Motor Sport. 9.00 So c ce r Extra. 12.00 World Wide Rugby. 2.00 Live Se con d Division Football. Gillingham v Wigan Athletic (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Inside the Senior P G A Tour. 6.30 Triathlete Magazine. 7.00 Live U S Golf. The 2000 Memorial Tournament. 11.00 G o a ls on Sunday. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 U S Golf. 6.00 Close.6.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


10.00 US Golf. 1.00 Watersports World 2.00 Equestrianism. 3.00 Max Power. 4.00 Motor Sport. 4.30 Live Motor Racing. The Indianapolis 500. 9.00 N F L Europe. 11.00 Equestrianism. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


6.30 Rugby Union. Northampton v Munster. 7.30 Mountainbiking. 8.00 Adventure Racing. The Marathon des Sables. 9.00 I ive Motorcvclinq. Introduction to the Italian


Grand Prix. 10.00 Live Motorcycling. The 125cc Italian Grand Prix. 11.15 Live Motorcycling. The 250cc Italian Grand Prix. 12.30 Live Motorcycling. Lap-by-lap action from the the 500cc Italian Grand Prix 2.00 Live Cycling. The 14th stage of the Tour of Italy. 4.00 Live Motocross. The sixth round of the 250cc World Championship, staged at Foxhill in Great Britain. 5.00 Athletics. 6.30 Motorcycling. 8.00 Live International Football. Croatia v France. 10.00 Sports Centre. 10.15 Champ Cars. 11.15 Artistic Gymnastics. 12.15 Cycling. Highlights.


1.15 Sports Centre. 1.30 Close. UK GOLD


5.00 Ju lie t Bravo. 6.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.35 The Detectives. 7.25 Angels. 7.55 Bla ke’s 7. 8.55 Dr Who. 10.55 Dynasty. 12.55 FILM: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, But Came Down a Mountain. Comedy drama, starring Hugh Grant. 2.55 The Bill. 5.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.00 Harbour Lights. 7.05 Yes, Prime Minister. 7.45 2point4 Children. 8.25 Only Fools and Horses. 9.05 Men Behaving Badly. 9.45 Men Behaving Badly. 10.25 FILM: Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Action adventure. Arnold Schwarzenegger stars. 1.15 Men Behaving Badly. 1.55 Men Behaving Badly. 2.35 Only F oo ls and Horses. 3.15 Harbour Lights. 4.25 Bugs.


UK DRAMA


7.00 Secret Army. 7.55 Secret Army. 9.00 The Black Stuff. 10.55 Mr Wroe’s Virgins. 12.05 Onedin Line. 1.00 The Black Stuff. 3.00 Mr Wroe's Virgins. 4.05 The Onedin Line. 5.00 Secret Army. 6.00 Close.


LIVING


6.00 Ready, Steady, Cook. 7.00 Johnson and Friends. 7.10 My Zoo. 7.15 Polka Dot Shorts. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 7.55 Prac tical Parenting. 8.00 P ro fe s so r Bubble. 8.25 Caillou. 8.30 Babaloos. 8.35 Tiny and Crew. 8.50 Practical Parenting. 9.00 Forgive or Forget. 9.50 Relationship SO S . 10.30 B rookside. 12.30 FILM: Courting Justice. Drama, starring Patty Duke. 2.20 FILM: The Karen Carpenter Story. Biopic of the singer, starring Cynthia G ibb. 4.20 Maury Povich. 6.00 P e a k Practice. 7.00 Judge Judy. 8.00 Murder Call. 9.00 Profiler. 10.00 Jerry Springer. 11.45 S e x Bites. 12.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Nearest and Dearest. 6.30 Nearest and Dearest. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Two of Us. 8.00 No Strings. 8.30 Supersonic. 9.00 Dempsey and Makepeace. 10.00 The Darling Buds of May. 11.00 September Song. 12.00 Hallelujah. 12.30 Strange But True. 1.00 Maggie and Her. 1.30 Second Thoughts. 2.00 Bonanza. 3.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Bullseye. 6.00 The Darling Buds of May. 7.00 London’s Burning. 8.00 In S u sp ic io u s Circum stan ce s. 9.00 Taggart. 10.00 Tales of the Unexpected. 10.30 Tales of the Unexpected. 11.00 Granada Men and Motors.


SCI-FI


8.00 Psi: Chronicles of the Paranormal. 9.00 Fortean TV. 10.00 Urban Chillers. 10.30 Fortean TV. 11.00 Fortean TV. 11.30 Stranger Than Fiction. 12.00 Close.


HISTORY


6.00 Suicide Missions. 7.00 Biography: Mozart. 12.00 Suicide Missions. 1.00 Biography: Mozart. 2.00 Century: Obsession. 3.00 Life and Death in Britain’s Ancient Theatres. 4.00 German Blunder at Dunkirk. 4.30 Dunkirk Dilemma. 5.30 Decision at Dunkirk. 6.00 Spilt Blood: Bloody Power. 7.00 Golf. 11.00 The Tomcat.


DIGITAL BBC CHOICE


6.00 C B B C on Choice. 7.00 The Sin Bin. 7.30 John Parrott Me ets Dominik Diamond. 8.00 Nigel Martin Meets Dominik Diamond. 8.30 Euro 2000 Warmups. 10.00 E a s tE n d e rs . 11.20 E a s tE n d e rs R eve a le d . 12.00 New Comedy: Stop the World. 12.15 Hotlinks. 12.30 Euro 2000 Warmups.


ITV 2


9.25 Family Fortunes. 9.55 High Live. 10.50 C D UK. 11.55 Trisha. 3.10 Emmerdale) 4.35 Coronation Street. 6.30 So ap Fever. 7.30 CD UK. 8.30 Home and Away. 9.00 The Vice. 10.00 Coronation Street. 10.30 Liverpool 1. 11.30 G ame Girls. 12.00 Home and Away. 12.30 Trisha. 1.30 Planet Rock.


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ANGELES EARTH­ QUAKE (1990): Pioneering seismologist Joanna Kerns predicts an earthquake is about to strike LA, sending its citizens into a blind panic. Typical high gloss disaster nonsense, with Dan Lauria. (CHANNEL 5, 9pm)


THE GREAT LOS


NIFICENT SEVEN (1969): George Kennedy, Monte Markham and Joe Don Baker star in this Western. A group of mercenaries set out to rescue a Mexican Robin Hood who has been captured by the authorities. (CHAN­ NEL 4, 9.05pm)


GUNS OF THE MAG­


Sylvester Stallone wrote, directed and starred in this so-so sequel to his Oscar-win­ ning original. This doesn't have the impact of the first Rocky story, but Stallone puts on an impressive show as the tough, hard-hitting boxer. (BBC1, 9.10pm) CHINATOWN (1974): Roman Polanski directs this


ROCKY II (1979):


classic detective tale set in 1930s America. Jack Nichol­


son stars as a private investi­ gator who is led into a com­ plex and volatile murder case by femme fatale Faye Dun­ away. (BBC2, 9.25pm) EVERY WHICH WAY


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11.30pm) Sunday, May 28


(1944): Classic children's pic­ ture starring Elizabeth Tay­ lor as a young girl who achieves her ambition to own a horse and ride it to victory in the Grand National. The film that really made Taylor Hollywood hot property. (BBC1, 2.30pm)


NATIONAL VELVET


JUNGLE (1970): Frankie Howerd, Sid James and Joan Sims indulge in more saucy banter as they trek deep into the African jungle. Cheap and cheerful. (GRANADA, 4pm)


CARRY ON UP THE


BUT LOOSE (1978): Harm­ less monkey business with Clint Eastwood and Clyde the orang-utan. It's the tale of a bare-knuckle fighting trucker and his pet and their search for a glamorous coun­ try singer. (GRANADA,


11.20pm) IN DARK PLACES


(1997): Joan Severance has made a decent living from appearing in such late-night


HONEST


these pop stars who hanker to act? David Bowie, Madonna, Mick Jagger, Sting, Phil Collins and the Spice Girls have all disgraced themselves in front of the camera, and now Nicole Appleton, Natal­ ie Appleton and Melanie Blatt (aka three quarters of chart-toppers All Saints) dare to sup from the same poisoned chalice. My abiding feelings about Honest were summed up all too well by the words of the All Saints themselves: "Never ever have I ever felt so low..." Rating ★


(Cert 18, 105 mins) When will they ever learn,


DEUCE BIGALOW: MALE GIGOLO


Schneider) is a dim-witted though generally kind-heart­ ed fish tank cleaner who tends the Koi carp pond at an exclusive Malibu complex. Needing money to pay for


Deuce Bigalow (Rob (Cert 15, 88 mins)


FIGHTER (1969): Western about a small-town marshal who kills a resident in self- defence, but finds the locals baying for his blood. Richard Widmark, Lena Horne, Car- roll O'Connor and David Opatoshu star. ( BBC2, 8.15pm)


DEATH OF A GUN-


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STIR OF ECHOES (Cert 15, 99 mins)


Bacon) has a special gift: he possesses the ability to see the spirits of the dead. Fearing that he is losing


Tom Witzky (Kevin


his sanity, Tom stops going in to work and stays home to await his next visitation. Although it bears superficial similarities to The Sixth Sense, Stir Of Echoes is a much creepier and, in many ways, much more engrossing picture. Rating *★ ★ ★


a smashed fish tank, Deuce hooks up with pimp TJ Hicks (Eddie Griffin) to become a male whore. The film starts out quite well but quickly runs out of air. Rating *


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Animated epic which retains just one of the origi-


FANTASIA/2000 (Cert U, 74 mins)


ting on Flight 180, awaiting take-off with the rest of his class, when he is blinded by a vision of the aircraft explod­ ing in mid-air. Buckle up tight, make sure


Alex (Devon Sawa) is sit­


FINAL DESTINATION (Cert 15, 97 mins)


your seat is in the upright position and take notice of all the emergency exits. This is one bumpy ride. Rating ★


★ ★ ★


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