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(C e r t 12, 1 2 7 m in s ) An ion . l'irroe Hrosnan,


Sophie Maivi'au. Kobgrt Car­ lyle. Denise Kichanls. .Imli Deneh. Robbie Cnl trane. Desmond Llewelyn. Saman-


t lia Bund. The l'.lth Bond movie


begins with one of tile best ptv-rrediis action sequences eves eomtnitletl to celluloid involving a nerve- jangl ing speedboat chase pursuit up the River Thames. But every- I bine I hat follows is a huge let down. All of I he element s which worked so well in previ­ ous adventures tire present, but just don’t spark. KENT IT IK... Bierce UroMian in a tux leaves you


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(C e r t 15, 1 0 8 m in s ) . Comedy. Reese Wi the r ­


spoon. Matthew Broderick. ( 'hris Klein. Satire that focuses in par-


t ieular on high school politics, and t lie back-bi t ing t hat


engulfs the race for president of t he school council at Carv­ er High. Broderick has rarely been belter, generating huge sympathy as the well-mean­ ing lecturer who. like us. just wants to wipe the Cheshire Cat grin off Tracy's face. RENT IT l K... you think the


squabbles and bickering at Prime Minister's Question


BBC1


6.00 B B C Nows. 6.30 North Wost Tonight; Weather. 7.00 Weekend Watchdog with Anne Robinson. 7.30 Top of tho P o p s . 8.00 C h an g in g Rooms. 8.30 B ird s of a Foathor. 9.00 News; Regional News; Weath­ er. 9.30 Elizabeth Taylor: England's Other Elizabeth. 10.25 Scent of a Woman; Weather. 1.00 FILM: But­ terfield 8. 2.45 B B C News 24.


BBC2


6.00 The Simpsons. 6.20 The Simp­ sons. 6.45 Slidors. 7.30 Rough S c i­


Time tire the best entertain­ ment on TV. Rating ★ ★ ★ ★


MYSTERY MEN (Cert 15, 86 mins)


Hank Azarin, Ben Stiller, Janeane Garofalo, Geoffrey Rush, Lena Olin. There's an art to writing a


Comedy. William II Macy,


good cinematic spoof. You have to pick an easily recog­ nisable target - in this case superheroes and then exploit all of its conventions: mocking in one breath, cele­ brating in another. This tech- nicolour adventure achieves just such a delicate balance. RENT IT IF... you snig­


gered till the way through Galaxy Quest and are desper­ ate for your next injection of comic tomfoolery. Rating ★


★ ★ ★ AND TO B U Y . ..Ryan


Phillippe and Sarah Michelle Cellar plot to pervert a soci­ ety virgin in C R U E L INTENTIONS (Columbia Tristar, LI 4.99)... journalist Robin Wright Penn tracks down widower Kevin Costner and falls for him in M E S ­ S A G E IN A B O T T L E i Warner Home Video, i l l 2.991


ence. 8.00 Front Gardens. 8.30 Gar­ deners’World 2000.9.00 Have l Got News for You. 9.30 Coupling. 10.00 Operation Good Guys. 10.30 News- night. 11.20 B B C Young Musicians 2000.12.05 Bufiy the Vampire Slay­ er. 1 2.5 0 B ro o k ly n S o u th . 1.35 FILM: The Big Combo. 3.00 B B C Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


GRANADA


6.30 ITV Evening Nows; Weather. 6.59 Granada Weather. 7.00 Catch- phra se . 7.30 C o ro na tio n Street. 8.00 Tho Bill. 9.00 For Better For Worse. New series. Couples from the original series return to tell their ta le s of w e d d e d b l is s , an d new face s also add their experiences, including a man who’s marrying his m is t re s s of 23 y e a rs . 1 0.0 0 Springer. 11.00 ITV News. 11.20 Granada News. 11.30 Dharma and G re g . 12.00 V e ro n ic a ’s C lo s e t . 12.35 Dial-a-Dato. 1.05 The P ra c ­ tice. 1.55 Poppod In, Crashed Out; ITV Newss. 2.25 Club<fl' vision. 3.05 Box Office America. 3.30 Trisha; ITV News Headlines. 4.30 Judge Judy. 4.50 ITV Nightscreen.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 TFI Friday. 7.00 C h an n e l 4 News; Weather. 7.30 Real Gardens. 8.00 Brooksido. 9.00 Friends. 9.30 Sm a ck the Pony. 10.00 F ra s ie r . 10.30 Frasier. 11.05 dotcomedy. 11.35 Miami Nice. 12.35 TF! Friday. 1.40 4 Later. Bits. 2.10 4 Later The S tr ip . 3 .0 5 4 L ater : T h e M a g ic Roundabout. 3.10 FILM: R e f le c ­ tions in a Golden Eye. 5.00 The First Day. 5.30 Countdown.-


CHANNEL 5


6.00 5 News; Weather. 6.30 Family Affairs: 5 News Update. 7.00 WCW Worldwido; 5 News Update. 8.05 Xena: Warrior Princess; 5 News at 9. 9.00 D esp e ra te M e a su re s ; 5 News Late. 10.50 FILM: Temptress. 12.40 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 1.35 FILM: Blue River. 3.05 FILM: Pro­ scription for Murder. 4.35 Russell Grant's Postcards. 4.40 Prisoner: Cell Block H. 5.30 Name That Tune.


QURITE FILM by Betty Dole What is y o u r fa v o u r ite f i lm of a l l


time? The R odgers and Hammerstein musical "The Sound of Music".


Why do you like it so much? I like the songs and the lovely singing. It also has a good storyline.


When did you first see this film? At the Grand in Nelson.


What is you r fa v o u r ite p a r t of th e


film? I like the part that Ju lie A nd rews plays, and p a r t icu la r ly the s c e n e s w h ich fe a tu re the so n g s "C lim b E v e ry Moun ta in " an d "E d e l­ weiss".


Who is your favourite actor/actress? Dame Thora Hird.


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6.00 Wildlife SOS. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Havakazoo. (R) (S) 7.00 5 News at Breakfast. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends; (S) 5 News Update. 8.00 Lassie. (R) (S) 8.30 Mirror, Mirror; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 9.00 Witchworld. (R) (S) 9.30 Animal X; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 10.00 Knight Rider. (R) 10.35 The Core; USA High; (R) (S) 5 News Update. 11.00 Rad. (R) (S) 11.35 FILM: McMillan and Wife: Reunion in Terror (TVM 1975). Mystery, starring Rock Hudson. (S) 12.50 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 1.00 Days of Our Lives. (T)


7.00 Planet Saturday: Wildlife. (R) (S) 7.05 Harry and the Hendersons. (R) (C) (S) 7.35 Bump in the Night. (R) (S) 8.00 The Real Adventures ot Jonny Quest. (R) (S) 8.20 Rugrats. (R) (C) (S) 8.45 FBi. (S) 11.45 LA 7. (R) (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) 12.15 Grandstand. Including at 12.20 Foot­


ball Focus. (S) 12.50 British Super­ bikes. (S) 1.20 Racing from Haydock Park. (S) 1.40 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 1.55 Racing. (S) 2.10 Rugby Union Build-Up. (S) 2.20 Racing. (S) 2.40 Rugby Union: Northampton v Munster. (S) 4.50 Racing born the Curragh. (S) 5.00 News Round-Up. Times may vary. (S)


5.15 News; Weather. (C)


5.30 Regional News and Sport. (C) 5.35 Whatever You Want. Gaby Roslin presents the chance tor contestants to visit Bully the Vampire Slayer. (C)


6.25 A Question of Pop. Noddy Holder and Suggs are joined by H and Lisa Scott-Lee from Steps, Toyah Willcox and Stephen Gately. (C) (S)


6.55 Big Break. Fun on the green baize with guest players Ken Doherty. Ger­ ard Greene and Terry Griffiths. (C) (S)


7.25 T he N a t io n a l L o t te ry : W in n in g Lines. Quiz, hosted by Simon Mayo, in which 49 studio contestants answer questions on a variety of top­ ics with one thing in common — the answer is always a number. (C) (S)


8.05 C ity C e n t ra l. Co lin succumbs to temptation while on surveillance and


two young burglars land hapless Dl Carter in hot water. George Costigan stars: (C) (S) National Lottery Update.


8.55 News: Weather. (C) 9.10 FILM: Rocky II (1979). Sequel to the 1976 Oscar-winning drama, written and directed by Sylvester Stallone, which sees him marry his sweetheart and father Rocky Jnr before stepping into the ring for anolher shot a! Apollo Creed's heavyweight title. With Talia Shire and Carl Weathers. (C)


11.00 They Think It’s All Over. Light-heart­ ed sports quiz captained by David Gower and Gary Lineker, supported


by a line-up of guests. (R) (C) (S)


11.30 FILM: The Set Up (1995). An ex-con tries to start his life afresh — until a former prison buddy shows up with a tempting proposition. Thriller, starring Billy Zane; (C) (S) Weather.


1.00 Cartoon. Animated antics. 1.05 A Ques­ tion of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 1.35 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.05 BBC News 24.


S IM P LY RED: L IV E FOR Y O U (G ran ad a , 10pm) “Well do you kn ow a be t te r s in g e r? ” a rg u e d M ic k H u ck n a l l a few y e a rs ag o. H e m ay be m an y th in g s — awa rd-w in ning, r ich , ta le n t ­ ed — but w h en va n ity w a s h an d e d out, som e m ay sa y th e f lam e -h a ired s ta r c am e b a c k for s e c o n d s . S t i l l , th e le ad s in g e r of S im p ly Red d o e s h a v e q u ite a bit to b o a s t abo u t , e ven if h is brand of m u s ic isn ’t you r cu p of te a . H ere, U lrik a J o n s s o n (p ictu red) in tro ­ d u c e s a s tu d io s e s s io n


BBC2


6.10 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Open University. 10.40 See Hear! on Saturday. (S) 11.25 The Sky at Night. (C) (S) 11.25 When I Grow Up. (C) 11.50 FILM: Hercules (1959). Adventure, star­ ring Steve Reeves. (C) 1.30 Live Golf: PGA Championship. Steve Rider intro­ duces the second round. (C) (S) 5.20 TOTP 2. (R) (C) (S) 6.05 The Naked Chef. Jamie throws a party tor his pal Ben. (R) (C) (S)


6.35 B BC News; Sport. (C) 6.50 C o r re s p o n d e n t E u ro p e . The euthanasia debate. (C) (S)


7.35 The History Zone: One Foot in the Past. Kirsty Wark looks at the historical lessons to be gleaned from interior decoration. (C)


8.05 The H is to ry Zone: E c h o e s of the Raj. Personal memories of life in British India captured on cam­ era in the two decade s before independence in 1947. (C) (S)


8.55 Lesley Garrett: Tonight! Elaine Paige and Ramon Vargas guest on the diva's show. (C) (S)


9.25 FILM: Chinatown (1974). Oscar- winning mystery, starring Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway. (C)


11.30 S ce n e by S ce n e with Roman P o lan sk i. An interview with the celebrated director. (C) (S)


12.25 FILM: Knife in the Water (1962). (bw) 2.00 Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


C l EL 5


(S) 3.25 The Core: The Pepsi Chart. 3.55 Daria. (R) (S) 4.20 Cowboyz and Cowgirlz: Remix. (S) 4.50 Singled Out. (S) 5.20 Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane. (R) (S) 5.50 5 News and Sport. (T) (S) 5.55 T he New A d v e n tu re s of R o b in Hood. An assassin strikes. (S)


6.45 Fort Boyard. Adventure game show, with Melinda Messenger. (R) (T) (S)


7.45 5 News and Sport. (T) (S) 8.05 Ch arm ed . Prue unleashes a truth spell; (S) 5 News at 9.


9.00 FILM: The Great Los Angeles Earth­ quake (TVM 1990). Drama, starring Joanna Kerns as a pioneering se is ­ mologist who predicts an earthquake is about to strike LA — but will anyone believe her? (T) 5 News Late.


11.30 FILM: In Dark Places (1997). Thriller, starring Joan Severance.


1.20 FILM: Frostfire (TVM 1994). Tense drama, starring Wendy Crewson. 3.00 Water


Rats. (R) 3.55 Water Rats. (R) 4.40 Prisoner: Cell Block H. 5.30 Name That Tune; (R) (S)


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GRANADA


w ith H u c k n a l l and c o w h ich s e e s th em p e r fo rm in g a s e le c t io n of so n g s c h o s e n by v iew e r s v ia p h on e and e-mail. A hot-line n um be r will a ls o a l low fa n s to ta lk d ire c t ­ ly to M ic k and th e bo ys .


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Sesame Street. (R) 7.00 Ivor the Engine. (R) (T) 7.05 The Investigators. (R) (T) 7.30 Pippi Longstocking. (R) (T) 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Cricket Roadshow. 11.00 World Speedway Grand Prix. (T) 12.00 F3 on 4. 12.30 GT on 4. 1.00 The Waltons. (R) 2.00 Home Movies. (R) 2.25 Racing from Kempton Park, Doncaster and the Curragh. The 2.35. 2.55. 3.10, 3.30. 3.40, 3.50 and 4.15 races. 4.50 Brookside. (T) 6.45 Channel 4 News; Weather. (T) 7.00 Return to Loch Ness. An attempt to prove Nessie's existence. (R)


8.00 Anna Karenina. Nikolai’s worsen­ ing condition torces Levin and


Kitty to return from their honey­ moon. (T) (R)


9.05 FILM: Guns of the Magnificent Se ven (1969). Gunslingers set out to save a Mexican version of Robin Hood from his evil captors. Sequel, with George Kennedy. (T)


11.05 The Chemical Generation. The history of club culture. (T)


12.05 4 Later: Pop Up Video UK. (R) 12.35 4 Later: Shadow People. (T) 12.55 4 Later: How to Make a Bollywood Movie. (T) 1.25 4 Later: Exploitica Rides Again. (T) 2.20 FILM: Smoke (1995). Premiere. Drama, starring Harvey Keitel. (T) 4.15 Phil Kay Feels. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 Fatima. (R) 5.05 The Hardly Boys in Hardly Gold. (R) 5.35 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV; News. 6.10 Professor Bubble. 6.30 Barney and Friends. 6.50 The Big Bug Show. 7.10 Jellikins. 7.40 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (S) 11.30 CD UK. (S) 12.30 Simply Red: Hot in Mexico. (S) 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 NBA 2000. (T) 1.40 International Motor Racing. 2.10 The UFO Chronicles. (R) 3.05 FILM: The First Great Train Robbery (1978). An gentleman crook plans to rob a British Army payroll train on its way to the Crimean War. Suspense thriller, starring Sean Connery and Donald Sutherland. (T) 5.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.10 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.30 The Big Match. England v Brazil. Desmond Lynam introduces high­ lights of this friendly encounter at Wembley Stadium. Clive Tyldesley and Ron Atkinson commentate.


6.30 G u in n e s s World R e co rd s . Ian Wright and Kate Charman intro­ duce more breathtaking feats including a German woman’s incredible powers of memory, and a fast cream cracker-eater. (T) (S)


7.20 FILM: A c e V e n tu ra ; When Nature C a lls (1998). Jim Carrey rep r ise s his role as the loudly dressed pet detective fn this slap­ stick comedy sequel. Travelling to Africa in search of a sacred bat needed to restore peace between two warring tribes, Ace finds him­ self up to his neck in trouble. With Ian McNeice, Simon Callow and Maynard Eziashi. (T) (S)


9.00 Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes II. Top TV stars including Coronation Street’s Denise Welch and former Emmerdale star Ben Freeman become their musical heroes in another sp e c ia l edition of the popular talent contest. (T) (R)


10.00 Simply Red: Live For You. Ulrika Jonsson introduces a studio ses­ sion which sees the band perform­ ing a selection of songs chosen by viewers via phone and e-mail. A hot-line number will also allow fans to talk directly to Mick Hucknall and the boys. (S)


11.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 11.14 Granada Weather.


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11.20 FILM: E v e ry W h ic h Way B u t L o o s e (1978). C lin t Eastwood stars in this comedy caper as a prize-fighting Los Angeles trucker who, along with his pet orang-utan C lyde , under takes a se r ie s of riotous escapades on the road to Denve r to find his lady love. Sondra Locke also stars. (T) (S)


1.25 • FILM: Murder Between Friends (TVM 1994). A woman is mur­ dered and the chief suspects are her husband and his best friend. Mystery, with Martin Kemp; (T) (S)


ITV News Headlines.


3.10 Dial-a-Date. Newly introduced cou­ ples. (R) 3.35 Airwolf. Caitlin attends an eventful school reunion; ITV News. 4.25 World Football. (R) 4.55 ITV Nightscreen.


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6.00 P u fn s tu f (U) (1970) 8.00 D o n ’t L o o k B e h in d You (PG) (1999) 10.00 L o s s of Faith (PG) (1997) 12.00 R un 'T il You Fall (PG) (1988) 2.00 P u fn s tu f (U) (1970) Fantasy musical, with Ja ck Wild. 4.00 D o n ’t L o o k B e h in d Y ou (PG) (1999) Action thriller, with Patrick Duffy. 6.00 M a s te rm in d s (12) (1997) C h ild ren’s adventure, starring Patrick Stewart. 8.00 M a ra b u n ta (12) (1997) Action thriller, starring Eric Lutes. 9.30 P h a n tom s (15) (1998) Horror, starring Peter O ’Toole. 11.10 H a llow e ’en: H20 (18) (1998) Horror, starring Jamie Lee Curtis. 12.40 Darkman (18) (1990) 2.15 F r id a y the 13th (18) (1980) 3.50 R eturn of the


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45 Sports Centre. 2.00 Close. UK GOLD


5.25 Are You Being S e rve d ? 6.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 6.30 Going Straight. 7.05 Angels. 7.35 Neighbours. 9.35 Dynasty. 12.35 EastEnders. 3.05 The Bill. 5.35 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.15 FILM: Car ry On Columbus. Bawdy seafaring comedy, starring Jim Dale. 8.00 The Detectives. 8.40 Dinnerladies. 9.20 One Foot in the Grave. 10.35 The Ben Elton Show. 11.15 The Thin Blue Line. I I .


Crew. 8.50 P ra c tica l Parenting. 9.00 Forgive or Forget. 9.50 R elationship SO S . 10.25 Home and Away. 12.30 FILM: Serving in Silence: The Marguerite Camermeyer Story. True story, starring Glenn C lo se . 2.20 FILM: The Disap p e a rance of Vonnie. True-life drama, starring Ann Jillian. 4.20 Maury Povich. 6.00 Fame LA. 7.00 Judge Judy. 8.00 Murder Call. 9.00 Profiler. 10.00 Jerry Springer Double Bill. 11.45 Se x Bites. 12.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 On the Buses. 6.30 On the Buses. 7.00 P lu s on Plus. 7.30 Mind Your Language. 8.00 Sin gle s . 8.30 Supersonic. 9.00 Mission: Impossible. 10.00 The Odd Couple. 10.30 The Love Boat. 12.00 The Two of Us. 12.30 Plus on Plus. 1.00 On the Buses. 1.30 On the Buses. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 Je e v e s and Wooster. 4.00 T he Love Boat. 5.00 Starsky and Hutch. 6.00 Batman. 6.30 Batman. 7.00 Poirot. 9.00 Band of Gold. 10.00 The Wheeltappers and Shunters So c ia l Club. 10.30 The C omedian s. 11.00 Granada Men and Motors.


SCI-FI 8.00 FILM: Powder. Drama, starring


Sean Patrick Flanery and Jeff Goldblum. 10.00 FILM: The Hellstrom Chronicle. Documentary drama, starring Lawrence Pressman. 12.00 Close.


HISTORY


12.00 Holy Relics. 1.00 Arms in Action; The First Firearms. 4.00 Titanic; A Disaster Waiting to Happen. 4.30 The Delorean Car. 5.00 E ag les of the Crown. 6.00 S u ic id e Missions: Snipe rs. 7.00 Biography: Wolfgang Mozart.


DIGITAL BBC CHOICE 55 Monty Python’s Flying Circus. 12.35


Red Dwarf. 1.15 Red Dwarf. 1.50 Red Dwarf. 2.30 The Ben Elton Show. 3.05 The Detectives. 3.40 Dinnerladies. 4.25 The Thin Blue Line.


U K D R A M A


7.00 Secret Army. 7.55 Secret Army. 9.00 Eureka Street. 10.00 Eureka Street. 11.05 The Lakes. 12.05 The Onedin Line. 1.00 Eureka Street. 2.00 Eureka Street. 3.10 The Lakes. 4.05 The Onedin Line. 5.00 Secret Army. 6.00 Close.


LIVING


6.00 Ready, Steady, Cook. 6.30 Shopping A c ro s s the UK. 7.00 Bug Alert. 7.25 Tiny Tales. 7.30 Johnson and Friends. 7.40 My Zoo. 7.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8.00 Professor Bubble. 8.25 Caillou. 8.30 Babaloos. 8.35 Tiny and


6.00 C B B C on Choice. 7.00 The Sin Bin. 7.30 TO T P 2. 8.15 Hotlinks. 8.45 The Great Egg R a ce Rides Again. 9.00 Robot Wars. 9.45 The Great Egg R a ce Rides Again. 10.00 Inside Tracks. 10.30 Christ ine Hamilton. 11.00 A lis ta ir McGowan. 11.30 Ja c k Dee. 12.00 New Comedy: Stop the World. 12.15 Hotlinks. 12.30 Christine Hamilton. 1.00 Alistair McGowan. 1.30 Ja ck Dee’s Happy Hour.


ITV 2


9.25 Gladiators. Combat game show. 11.30 Trisha. 12.30 Home and Away. 2.10 Words With. 2.30 The Plane t’s Fun niest Anima ls. 3.00 Trisha. 6.00 Heartbeat. 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.30 G ame Girls. 8.00 That Was Euro 96. 12.00 V ideotech. 12.30 Club@vision. 1.15 Planet R ock Profiles. 1.45 Planet R ock Profiles. 2.15 Close.


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