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Man walks into a bar with a cat under his arm.
He orders a gin for himself and a tonic water for his pet.
“I’ll serve your gin, but I won’t make him anything”, says the barman, pointing at the kitty.
“Why not”, asks the man.
“I don’t want to end up in an unresponsive stupor”, the barman replies.
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After thanking each of the old men individually, the president asked the group what they intended to do with the reward money. The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, “The first thing we’re going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck!”
“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.” ~ James Herriot
“What are you on about?” says the man, “He’s the one drinking it”.
“Yeah, but that’s what happens every time I get catatonic”
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