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www.upbeattimes.com • upbeat@upbeattimes.com FIRST UP! Upbeat in Oregon with Sam Elliot!


FirsT HumoR


So these two roaches, Tom and Oscar, are hanging out next to a dumpster enjoying a snack. “Hey Tom” said Oscar to his friend, “You know that restaurant down the block? I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection from the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “Please! not while I am eating!!”


Hey Paul! Shannon had a big surprise the other day when Sam Elliot walked into the restaurant she and her co-worker Aleaha were eating at in Eugene, Oregon! Sam is one of my favorite actors and he was a pretty cool guy and very friendly. ~ Your brother, Matt Doyle


PUBLISHERS NOTE: Matt (my brother) and Shannon Doyle own a Real Estate Company called Eugene Realty Group. If you are ever interested in buying a home or piece of property in Eugene, Oregon, these are the guys to call. They have over 30 knowledgeable agents ready when you are! https://www.eugenerealtygroup.com ~ 50 Oakway Center, Eugene, OR 97401 or Call 541-461-9999


SIGMOND From the early days: "Insecto-Carnivore'


“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts


to space.” Douglas Adams


by Paul Andrew Doyle


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Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. ~ Sam Walton


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