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Upbeat Times at Lake Tahoe,

California & Nevada!

Lamplight Tours September 14 & 15, 2018

Santa Rosa, CA. ~ Walk at night through Santa Rosa’s oldest cemetery to see and hear all new dramatic portrayals of some of our town’s early set- tlers. This year marks Santa Rosa’s sesquicentennial, which will guide this year’s theme. Lights, costumes and stage set- tings create a magical time as characters from the past depict a scene from their lives in the history of Santa Rosa, Cali- fornia and the United States. Children must be age 8 or over. Tours last about 90 minutes. Pre-registration required. Book early--tours sell out by mid- summer! $40. Purchase tick- ets online here or by phone at (707) 543-3737.

Movies in the Park September 7, 14, 21, 2018

Santa Rosa, CA. ~ This fun- loving event series is back in Howarth Park for another sea- son! Bring the family, a pic- nic and a blanket for a lovely evening of film-enjoyment under the stars in our park! The movies will be playing on the lower lawn by the Land of Imagination Playground. We will have a seating area up front for people with blankets. You may bring a chair with you if you would like, but we will seat you further back or to the sides so that we can make the screen visible and the movie enjoyable for as many people as possible! We will have ven- dors selling food on the lower lawn. If you have a business that is interested in providing food services please contact us via email. Movie starts at dusk (approximately 7:45pm in September)

Santa Rosa, CA. ~ Increase memory and mental alacrity! We

PLAY PING PONG ! all know how satisfy-

ing jigsaw puzzles are; they increase

right and left brain

thinking while greatly helping the maintenance of eye-hand coordination. So why not get your whole body into the im- provement swing?

Ping pong

is a whole brain/whole body fun fest. Even a slow game (yes! Play it slow and easy if you like)can get your heart rate up, double your coordina- tion and greatly increase your brain’s processing speed. Pro- cessing speed is a major loser as we age. It accounts for lots of “memory problems”;

often that we are slow not that we can’t remember something. For more tips on improving your mental abilities, come to the once a month Memory Improvement

Seminar fa-

cilitated by Chance Massaro 707-526-9196

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.

Helen Keller

JOKES & Humor # 4 A woman went to a

doctors’ office and was seen by one of the new doctors. But after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the prob- lem was, and when she ex- plained, he had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded....

Michael McCullaugh, owner of Redwood Cafe in Cotati, in Tahoe with one of his favorite papers! ~ c/o Shekeyna Black

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‘What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT??’

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.

“Cured her hiccups though, didn’t I?”

Come in to See Why we Were Voted Neighbor Favorite & Best on YELP!!

A California Corporation CA Bur RE License #01464899; NMLS License #360993 We aren’t in an information age, we are in an entertainment age. ~ Tony Robbins UPBEAT TIMES, INC. • September 2018 • 17

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