The Verbal CommuteTM Changing Seasons of TIME!
inches. I’ve looked for ‘time’ on it, but to no avail. But, it is in- teresting, when I use it to mea- sure things...I look up and 10 minutes has gone by! Yep, that’s where it goes. In fact, I saw time fly by the other day as I cleaned the house and vacuumed and washed the dishes and finished working on my kitchen. In fact, days went by and then into weeks. Te reason I’m talking about
Santa Rosa, CA. ~ Did anyone see where the year has
gone...by chance? I’ve been searching in- cessantly for the entire month of September. Well, just before I began the October issue of this paper, I found it! Eureka! Who invented time? Wiki-
pedia says, “A large variety of devices have been invented
to measure time. Te study of these devices is called horology. An Egyptian device that dates to c.1500 BC, similar in shape to a bent T-square, measured the passage of time from the shadow cast by its crossbar on a nonlinear rule.” Excuse me? I personally have a T-square at home and it measures in
time is because I find it valu- able. I am so busy with proj- ects that I wish I was fully re- tired...and then it dawned on me. When I began working full time for myself, that was the moment when I retired! I ran into a elderly gentleman(he was ok aſter the collision) fishing at Lake Mendocino many years ago, we got into a conversation. He had worked for people and companies for over 40 years! At the time of our conversation he
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was 93 years old and didn’t look a day over 65! He had been re- tired for over 20 years. He says to me, “Paul, I’m so busy now, I cant figure out how I ever had time to work!” Great line. If I was declared
retired, I’d more than likely be doing what I am doing now. My goal
is to get an official
degree in College too! I have completed over 133 units at the Santa Rosa Junior College and College of the Redwoods. I’ve got 3-6 more units and I will receive an associates degree in communications. I kidded with a friend that I have a Master’s Degree in Publishing, and the person said, “Tey have one of those?” I told them it was self-declared! In fact, I have a PHD in the publishing of good news! My thesis was and still is, “helping to bring a positive re- action to those who otherwise ... continued on page 7
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