16 • October 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.


BIG FALL GUIDE 2017 ~ EVENTS, ENTERTAINMENT, FOOD AND More!


Upbeat at “The Narrows”, Zion National Park, UTAH!


JOKES & Humor # 6


It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store’s opening time, in front of the store.


Hi Paul! We recently took a vacation to Utah & Arizona to several of the national parks. Attached is one of our pictures while hiking “The Narrows” in Zion National Park. It was a fabulous trip. From left: Rob Bennett, Roger & Debbie Coates & Peggy & Guy Ross.


A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...


“That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won’t open the store!”


Value Night Special! Monday & Wednesday Nights Only!


Two Hours of Bowling + Shoe Rental


No reservations, but you can check in early at 8p.m.


Bowling starts at 9:30. Price includes 2 hours of play and shoe rental.


Details at: www.doubledeckerlanes.com


$10 Each person!


Starts at 9:30 pm


202 West 7th St. Santa Rosa, CA 95401 707-545-7528


16 • October 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.


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