Just for laughs


QF Focus Magazine


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Spot the difference - See if you can spot all 12


differences, answers on page 31


admiring his reflection, when he posed this question to his wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She answered, “I do.”


A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “Ha ! That’s not going to help,” she said. “Sure, it does,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers”.


A husband and wife couldn’t decide which jacket to buy their granddaughter, so they asked the young salesman. “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, what would you get?” “A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”


A man, shocked by how his buddy was dressed, asked him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replied, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.”


Ah, marriage..... A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening


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