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3 April 2015 East Kilbride Post


The Devil Wears Primark Rubber Ear Productions By Kathleen Ruddy


East Kilbride Arts Centre Tel: 01355 261000 www.sllcboxoffice.co.uk Date: Fri 24 - Sat 25 April Time: 7.30pm Price: £14.00 / £12.00


'Scotland's sharpest-mo- uthed comedy treasure - she plays it like she's devoured a young Una Mclean'.


Did you hear the one about the mother-in-law that worked as a radio show therapist and was awarded an MBE for ser- vices to the entertainment in- dustry?


Centred around a demen- tedly unbalanced London Greek-


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Cypriot family coming together to ‘celebrate’ the imminent award of an MBE for their con- trolling matriarch whose ques- tionable radio sex therapy advi- ce extends to members of her own family – whether they want it or not.


However things are not quite they seem for Athenoul- la Georgiou; her husband was a closet cross-dresser with post-war traumatic stress di- sorder, her daughter can ba- rely communicate and her ven- geful prodigal son flaunts a Turkish travelling circus perfor- mer (played by Starlight Expre- ss star Penni Tovey) in front of her in an effort to try and push the entire dysfunctional mess right over the edge.


A Night of Dirty Dancing The Town House Hamilton www.sllcboxoffice.co.uk Date: 10 April Time: 19:30 Price: £23.00 / £21.00 Go and experience


the brand-new spectacu- lar featuring all the hits from everyone’s favourite dance movie Dirty Dancing in the ul- timate tribute show. Take a trip back to the summer of ’63, relive Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey’s si- zzling performance in the ultima- te coming of age romance. Please note, this show is not affiliated with ‘Dirty Dancing: The Classic Story on Stage’ currently on tour in the UK and worldwide.


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The Village Inn,


East Kilbride Martin Stephenson Acoustic Show


Burlesque An Evening of The Town House Hamilton


Time: 19:30 Price: £21.50 / £19.50 www.sllcboxoffice.co.uk Over 18’s only!


Go and enjoy Britain’s biggest burlesque extravagan- za – we dare you!


Arriving directly from


London’s West End, a fresh cast of burlesque all-stars are unve- iled for 2015. It’s flushed with success – following a thrilling


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100-date UK tour combined with overseas adventures in Mi- lan, Zurich, St Petersburg, Min- sk, Leipzig, Verona, Dresden, Ri- ga, Padova, and Dessau. Join this all-new riotous romp into the bizarre world of burlesque and cutting-edge variety. Sashaying Royal Aca- demy-trained burlesque bom- bshells slip into exotic charac- ter as smoothly as they slip out


of the most exotic couture cos- tumes ever to grace the stage. Evocative Arabian Nights, fabulous fan dancing fantasies, foxy 40s WAF sirens, bubble- gum blowing baseball babes, cheesecake pin-ups... the the- mes come thick and fast. It’s the slickest, wickedly wittiest, most delightfully choreographed ca- baret spectacular of the year. Dress up and go cabaret.!


Date: 17 April 2015 Time: 8pm Price: £12.50 Tel: 07947974985 Martin has been one of the UK’s best-loved musicians for 30 years shooting to fame in the 1980’s with The Daintees, the band he’s intermittently fronted through a string of albums, and hundreds of gigs, since his te- ens in the North East. Always popular on the cir- cuit, Stephenson’s “must see” live performances are an exu- berant tour-de-force combi- ning heart-in-your-mouth inti- macy with playful humour and warm self-deprecation. With over 40 albums in his discography he has never pandered to a particular sce- ne which has seen him record and play a number of musical styles including folk, ragtime, jazz, rockabilly, show tunes, punk-pop and country. He is joined on the night by one of Scotland’s rising sin- ger songwriters Nicky Murray and Chloe Rodgers. They are gathering a large following in Scotland and some strong cri- tical acclaim for their debut al- bum “plenty more weeping” Tickets are £12.50 ea- ch and available from the ve- nue but this is a rare intimate gig that should sell out quickly so email and I can reser- ve tickets and you pay secu- rely via PayPal at brianbyrne@ blueyonder.co.uk with your na- me as a reference (small admin fee and P&P which will be ad- vised on a case by case basis as we only charge exactly what we get charged by PayPal and cost of a stamp!) or I will give you them on the night?


Applebank Inn,


Larkhall Sphooki


Acoustic Show Date: 18 April 2015 Time: 8pm


Tuesdays Auldhouse Arms Bar


Live Entertainment 6-12 Langlands Road, G75 9DW.


Music is an integral part of rural life in Scotland and live music is certainly a highlight of the East Kilbride. The Auldhou- se Arms Bar presents and fea- ture regular Scottish traditio- nal music on Tuesday evenings.


TRIBUTES AT TORRANCE Torrance Hotel Tel: 01355 225241 www.thetorrancehotel.co.uk Date: Fri 24 - Sat 25 April Price: £24.50 pp All Tribute Nights include a 3 course meal & a glass of bu- bbly on arrival! April


Friday 17th April Movie Mania May


Friday 15th May Lionel Ritchie & MoTown June


Friday 19th June Divalicious July


Friday 10th July Take This August


Friday 21st August Ed Sheeran plus Guests


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39 Millheugh, Larkhall, ML9 1QU Tel: 01698 884667 Mhairi & Gaar-y,


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Larkhall, singer songwriter duo and all round nice fellows. Beside a river. Across a ri- ver. Through the river, and back again. We are Sphooki. Retur- ning to our childhood haunt and love: Larkhall.


Come and let us share wi- th you songs that we wrote. For you. About you. About ti- mes that exist in all spaces, re- gardless of the when where what and why.


Songs from our hearts, ta- ken in parts, unspoken langua- ge of energy and art.


For we are Sphooki, and that is why - time doesn't exist although it can try.


Who are Sphooki? We haven't a clue, but they contac- ted us over twitter and they se- emed thoroughly nice. Anyone who goe's along, please upda- te us on how it went.


The Village Inn, East Kilbride


James Grant / Jamie McGeechan aka Little Fire


Should be busy, book ahead Date: 22 May 2015 Time: 8pm Price: £15.00


James Grant is a Scottish singer-songwriter who was frontman of the band Love and Money


Tickets are available from the venue.


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